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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 8:39:28 AM

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I want to bitch at mnottertail for failing to accept that i am owned by the perfect pair of bikers which entitles me to grandstanding.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 8:40:41 AM

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I am complaining that RiotGirl doesn't live near me so I could meet her and her owners

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 8:41:59 AM

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Or maybe I should complain about my self for mixing up RiotGirl and TwiceHappy

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 8:45:12 AM

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No complaint just a statement,we just did all new photos and are still waiting for approval. Too late to be crude, think i have that one covered. I do want to complain Master and Mistress sometimes make me wear panties, i hate them. Since they only buy them at Victoria's Secret you can understand them not wanting to use those to put the change in.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 8:48:21 AM

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Bitch, bitch bitch, bitch, grumble, grumble, grumble, I FEEL BETTER NOW!!

GREAT IDEA!!!!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 8:50:25 AM

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i want to complain about missing one of Jewels complaints and then some other complaints. hrrrrump i seriously need to complain that she thinks i'm trying to humiliate her when i already have. i want to complain about the fact that she thinks i try anything instead of just do!

i want to complain about full circle not being able to keep up!

i oooooo am gonna have so much fun complaining against kindred as he think this is a place to actually lodge a real complaint! And not of course a thinly vieled one in sarcasm! the nerve. i'm complaining about the fact that you think some one actually owes a reply because you emailed them and you think you deserve a prompt email and not one when they have time or desire to reply. i want to complain about your overall thinking that people that dont even know you must follow your strict guidlines to what is right. Arrogance..

i'm lodging several formal complaints against Twice. She's complaining too much and is starting to match me. She's starting to make me feel insecure in something i was so confident in.. my ability to complain, that she's staring at Jewel's pefect pair and that i dont get to stare too, and that you think smokers lungs could be perfect, that you actually had the the nerve to tell me i was wrong about something when in fact i was 100% right as i always am, that you said you were naked but sound like you have coins in yoru pocket and now i know excatly whats jingling, i'm complaining about you complaining about others helping you wash the harleys and talking so much bike stuff i got abit lost in it, that i would actually dirty my hands with a rag as i ever use is 100% irish linen. EVEN the nerve to tell me i should quit complaining and go to a place such as indiana, that at first glance read and saw it saying india. like i ever would go to india, except i would go to india.. i want to complain about you getting another laugh out of me with your sale on dominants. Do they make they have teddy bears in this sale? i also want to complain that i really am too much to handle = ) i seriously need to complain SERIOUS complain that something just happened to my reply to message window and now i have a duplicate reply to message in my reply to message window that i will not attempt to reply to, which of course is in the same window.

ddy bears

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 8:52:33 AM

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thats it. i'm complaining about the duplicate window not showing up and just messing up my message as if it did who up, i'd of found it highly interesting and entertaining and i'm complaining that the message that just popped up seems to be something i've already written before and not what i was writing.

edited to note, i'm complaining about the fact that i didnt check to make sure it was a current window that was open

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 8:57:06 AM

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In the words of Yosimite Sam !@#$$?><%^$~%*()))!@~~##$%^.!!!!
I feel SOOOOOOO much BETTER!!!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 8:57:56 AM

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i need to complain about my dyslezic self again as i keep screwing up my replys making me look illiterate and i'm complaining that sometimes i care and sometimes i dont.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 9:04:05 AM

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damn, i'm complaining about the need to complain again when it comes to twice happy, that she thinks she's any right to grandstand. that kindred mixed up twice and me and i dont know how he did it as i dont grandstand, i just know i'm always right, also about the fact that your Owners make you sometimes wear panties, i feel your pain and i think thats a pretty vicious thing of them to do. i'd like to lodge a similiar complant that Himself does the excat same thing and instructs me to wear panties when i go out in public in a skirt with out him. Like i dont know how to sit like a lady! Driver, feels better and i dont yet and thats not fair and latigresse for saying yosemite sam and then a bunch of $#%$# which really isnt legible.

i'd like to complain about mixing up my letters when putting back half of my keyboard and that if Master realises i plucked each and every key out again to clean the keyboard he will again instruct me to use the dishwasher which wouldnt satisfy my ocd craving but would only save keys from randomly being lost and instead of instrucitng me to use the dishwasher praise me for taking so long to break the rule again

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 9:05:32 AM

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I need to complain about the bellyache you ALL gave me for having laughing that much.
Oh and i want to complaint about me being french-canadian and not understanding sometimes half the jokes you guys can make.
Or should i complaint about you all being NOT french-canadian?

*ponders and laugh some more*

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 9:06:37 AM

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i'm complaining about Master being so dog tired that if i were to jump him now it wouldnt make a darn bit of difference. That the most that would happen would he'd just tuck me under him, sleep on top of me and generally prevent me from pouncing on him or removing myself to find something else to do then pounce on a man that wont react the way i want him to.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 9:09:40 AM

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i'd like to lodge a complaint about luvdragons not being a fast enough reader when it comes to reading the thread so she could already be lodging a complaint. She's lagging behind

i'd like to also complain that a few of my favorite posters have yet to lodge a complaint. Wheres my little trouble maker in action who i got in trouble with not so long again? And erm..ahem.... i'm complaining about half the ppl in here i've never seen post before yet they have more then just a handful of posts. i'm complaining that i've prolly seen their posts before but they dont post enough so they havent been cemented in my head

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 9:10:36 AM

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damn, i'm complaining about the need to complain again when it comes to twice happy, that she thinks she's any right to grandstand. that kindred mixed up twice and me and i dont know how he did it as i dont grandstand, i just know i'm always right, also about the fact that your Owners make you sometimes wear panties, i feel your pain and i think thats a pretty vicious thing of them to do.

I want to complain because riotgirl called us vicious and she never checks her mail. Yes, maybe we are vicious.... define vicious?

I wanna complain because when we sit in the livingroom to watch movies twice is forced to sit on a big fluffy couch surrounded by big fluffy pillows eating strawberries and sugar while complaining about how spoiled she is.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 9:11:21 AM

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i'm not complaining about the lawn mower making noise outside and the fact that i'm sure everyones going to think that the reaction i want is something other then a sleepy eyes opening and smiling at me.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 9:16:42 AM

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i want to complain that shifted thinks that with the amount of complaining going on that i've any time to do anything other then complain! Seriously need to complain that i'm wasting my morning thats now noon away being a responsible complainer. i'm complaining that twice is spoiled and i havent a couch with fluffy pillows nor am i able to complain about being spoiled yet i do all the timeeeeeeeeee because i never get what i want when i want it how i want it and where i want it and that he seems to think its okay to do anything and everything when he pleases.

i'm gonna lodge a serious complaint. i just realised that alot of my frustrations around my house is that Himself doesnt do things when i want, how i want, where i want because i'm always right and everyone else is always wrong. i'm also complaining that when i voice my frustrations it doesnt make him do as i wish he would do and that he only just hears me out and then makes me laugh and smile and then goes back to doing EXCATLY WHAT HE DAMN WELL PLEASES!!!!!!!!!! how DARE!!! ::pulls out hair::

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 9:19:47 AM

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i'm also complaining that being frustrated is such a silly thing as i never expected him to do as i wished yet when i actually think about it.. thats excatly where my frustrations come from.. which is totally illogical and unintelligent because if he actually did roll over and say "yes ma'am" i'd be shocked with horror and would run screaming to the hills yet since i'm always right he shouldddddddddddd follow what i say!

oh and i'm gonna complain that Jewel jsut doesnt IM me

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 9:25:27 AM

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i feel the need to complain about a few things..

that jewel realy does have a perfect pair.. that scooter looks just like i'd imagine him and he reminds me of an x biker that i miss and cant locate at the moment or that the locating part is going to be so lengthy i have yet to comtemplate starting my locating, that twice didnt actually write out a lenghty email.. and that she she gets to be around so many bikes

that Master has my email settines so every male Dom and submissive i think goes directly to the bulk mail and that when i go check it there are always doms out their emailing me some odd thing. i'm complaining about one of those said emails where all it said was "who cares" which in turn forced me to reply.. "about what" i think the poor lack of communication on his part gave me nothing to be sarcastic about and then laugh privately over.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 9:37:04 AM

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i'm going to make one last complaint for the moment. Rather several.

First i'm gonna complain that when i did pounce on Himself he didnt even notice and then when i kissed him all over his face he used a pillow to block me and hide in and then rolled over onto his stomach so i had to be content with kissing his back instead AND that he didnt actually roll over on me and deem me a suitable pillow that instead i had to be content with tucking myself under him and then as i was laying there content realised i've just wasted 4 hours complaining instead of doing the things i should of been doing this morning and that i could of instead laid down to take a nap with Him which is most likely what i really need, but also realising that anything that puts me in such a superb mood is worth the while. i'm also going to complain about the need to get up and do those things but first stopping by here to complain. i'm going to complain that i think complaining is addictive.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 4/18/2006 9:50:40 AM

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I have a complaint FINALLY..... who do we bitch to ... for all this bitching!!!.... and who do I bitch to... for how many times yall have made me damn near piss my self from laughing so hard!!!!!!!

Hands CERCKL his damn Turkish coffee just to shut him up!!!.. LOL

RIOT... damn girl... you leave nothing else for others to complain about... so now i'm complaining about your complaining.

KoM.... no complaint in your post!?!?!... SHAME ON YOU... Breaking rules again I see...

OWNED... you shit.. no fair going to work before leaving your complaint about intelligent thread.... LMAO

BITA... screw it.. notthing to complain about with you.. LMAO

Scooter, Jewel an slave.... I'm complaining because yall are too perfect... and i'm envious... LOL

So much bitching... so little time...yep.. complaining about that too.. LOL

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