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shivvy -> RE: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood (8/7/2006 7:11:07 AM)
if you hada stayed in the fridge, you woulda kept longer hunny j/k[;)] luv, shiv xx

shivvy -> RE: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood (8/7/2006 7:19:11 AM)
sorry, i gotta go... chores to do.. luv/Respect to A/all shiv. xx

TreSwank -> RE: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood (8/7/2006 8:56:56 AM)
I'd like to complain that gooddogbenji has not insulted me in a thread for about a day and a half, now. When I come back from work, I expect to see some progress.

LaMalinche -> RE: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood (8/7/2006 9:57:51 AM)
Okay. . . it has been a couple of days since one of these. . . but I feel it coming on. . . What is with the, "I am 100% DOM" phrase? Really, can you clue me in, because I am getting only the fuzzy channels. And you even capitalized DOM, you fucktard. Why is this? I do not think that I questioned your preferences. Did I? And why label yourself like a package of ground round? Okay. . . I get it. . . no additives, no preservatives, no artificial colorings. . . and SO? What is your point with this statement? Let me take a moment to say: I am a switch, you morons. I am also bi-sexual. Some people, and may they rot in the deepest darkest corners of my freezer, would say that I am pathologically incapable of making up my mind. And I say to them, FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH A CHAINSAW! I am not going to try and change your mind. I am not going to try and convert you. I do, however, wonder why you feel the intense need to tell not only ME, but the world this. Why oh why do you feel the need to tell me this? Great, you are 100% DOM. . . can I add you to my spaghetti? Because that is where I am used to those labels. Okay, okay. . . I will give you your praise. . . Yes, you are a manly man. Yep, I see you beating your chest. Good Job! Nice rythym! It is lovely. NOW WILL YOU GET OUT OF MY WAY? You want to label yourself as a package of meat. . . go right ahead. But, and this is a big one folks, do NOT expect me to take this serious. KnightofMist does not beat his chest at folks, and I think that man has more dominance in his pinky than you arseholes that are 100% DOM have in your entire bodies - put collectively. Oh, and by the way, no one, and I mean NO ONE is 100% anything. If you were 100% DOM, you would be 100% unemployed and 100% alienated by your family. Remember, only SITH DEAL IN ABSOLUTES! No one is always a "just anything." So stop saying it. Really, people. Grow up. You want to be labeled? Go sell yourself at the meat counter. But do not expect to fetch much. Oh, and for you 100% slaves out there. . . just insert "Slave" instead of "DOM", and the message works for you too. Ya.know, I really hate that I have to be the one to pint this stuff out. Wait a moment. . . No I do not.

impishlilhellcat -> RE: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood (8/7/2006 10:48:22 AM)
I don't have any complaints everything is fantastic for me. I just thought I would stop in and say hi while I was around.

LaMalinche -> RE: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood (8/7/2006 10:58:03 AM)
What? No comments on the rant? Did you people not miss me?

SpankMuhButt -> RE: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood (8/7/2006 10:59:37 AM)
I missed ya LaM, but i think people just come here to rant, no moare lovey doveys, noone gave a crap about my bad haircut either lol

sleazybutterfly -> RE: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood (8/7/2006 11:26:46 AM)
I want to complain that this fucking pills have not kicked in and dammit I just want to go to sleep.

mtumwawaBwana -> RE: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood (8/7/2006 12:07:31 PM)
ok i wanna complain work is hell....it never ceases to amaze me the endless stupidity of some people. if your 2 year old is running a temp of 104.9 and "shaking all over". ...dont.....i repeat.........DONT.....layer the poor child in coats and sweaters because "he was shaking and i didnt want him so cold....hes so sick ya know"...... i still say there should be a law against stupid people from having or caring for children.......theyr killin um!!!!!!!!!! the afore mentioned child died last night.....needlessly.........all because adults who were put in his care were stupid #%% &$#*%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my Master is off on holiday away from a phone,,,,,,,,,,and i have no ones shoulder to cry upon........

cuddleheart50 -> RE: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood (8/7/2006 12:16:49 PM)
Im so sorry, that is just terrible!!! Some people are really stupid when it comes to children, and it seems like the ones who have no idea how to take care of them are the ones who have the most children...its just a shame...

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood (8/7/2006 12:29:21 PM)
*walks over and stamps LaMalinche on her ass 100% Bitch ..... I mean switch* *walks out chuckling in his loin cloth and padre collar on*

sleazybutterfly -> RE: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood (8/7/2006 1:07:10 PM)
I want to complain..that I need to get a hold of MOD 11..and I can't figure out how the heck to do it... help!!!

enigmabrat -> RE: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood (8/7/2006 2:03:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaMalinche Okay. . . it has been a couple of days since one of these. . . but I feel it coming on. . . What is with the, "I am 100% DOM" phrase? Really, can you clue me in, because I am getting only the fuzzy channels. And you even capitalized DOM, you fucktard. Why is this? I do not think that I questioned your preferences. Did I? And why label yourself like a package of ground round? Okay. . . I get it. . . no additives, no preservatives, no artificial colorings. . . and SO? What is your point with this statement? Let me take a moment to say: I am a switch, you morons. I am also bi-sexual. Some people, and may they rot in the deepest darkest corners of my freezer, would say that I am pathologically incapable of making up my mind. And I say to them, FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH A CHAINSAW! I am not going to try and change your mind. I am not going to try and convert you. I do, however, wonder why you feel the intense need to tell not only ME, but the world this. Why oh why do you feel the need to tell me this? Great, you are 100% DOM. . . can I add you to my spaghetti? Because that is where I am used to those labels. Okay, okay. . . I will give you your praise. . . Yes, you are a manly man. Yep, I see you beating your chest. Good Job! Nice rythym! It is lovely. NOW WILL YOU GET OUT OF MY WAY? You want to label yourself as a package of meat. . . go right ahead. But, and this is a big one folks, do NOT expect me to take this serious. KnightofMist does not beat his chest at folks, and I think that man has more dominance in his pinky than you arseholes that are 100% DOM have in your entire bodies - put collectively. Oh, and by the way, no one, and I mean NO ONE is 100% anything. If you were 100% DOM, you would be 100% unemployed and 100% alienated by your family. Remember, only SITH DEAL IN ABSOLUTES! No one is always a "just anything." So stop saying it. Really, people. Grow up. You want to be labeled? Go sell yourself at the meat counter. But do not expect to fetch much. Oh, and for you 100% slaves out there. . . just insert "Slave" instead of "DOM", and the message works for you too. Ya.know, I really hate that I have to be the one to pint this stuff out. Wait a moment. . . No I do not. LOL I liked this rant aspecially since it isnt about me [:)] oh and i "100%" agree(hehe) Love you sis

enigmabrat -> RE: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood (8/7/2006 2:05:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Tamerofwild1s *walks over and stamps LaMalinche on her ass 100% Bitch ..... I mean switch* *walks out chuckling in his loin cloth and padre collar on* MMM now theres a picture (kneels befor Tamer) Forgive me father for I have sinned hehe can I call you daddy instead of father [:D]

chantrea -> RE: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood (8/7/2006 2:22:53 PM)
Flutterby, email Her on the other side!

SavageFaerie -> RE: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood (8/7/2006 3:46:33 PM)
I have been keeping up with the thread everyone, but I have really been up to my eyeballs fighting alligators.....and have been barely keeping out of their jaws. With all the other stuff that has been going on, I also have a small crisis with my family I have been having to deal with. Those that have become close to me pretty much knows that is going on..I am hoping soon I can come in here and just play.....and be super switch and stomp on all our Dom/me loverlies. And I can play and banter all kid like. But real life does step in and take presidence. I have not had a very good week. I have issues of my own, a bit of a crisis here and my energy last night and today have been for my family and those wonderful people here that take care of this girl. I have had no sleep hardly except for the small nap I managed that DaBoss ordered I sleft 2 hours the night before...I woke up from my nap a little after 4 yesterday..I have not slept since then..my family comes before my comforts. You know I love you all LaMammaHottie, you got my HIGH FIVE in Im. Gina, you should go back to that place and ask for you money back, you are not happy with the service and they did not cut it as you asked, I would have demanding money back for a service they didnt provide well. Im sure you can do something with your hair.....my hair rarely stays the same, I am a change your do type of girl. cuddles I hope things are going well, we got a donation. I hope you have enjoyed your day off. Brat, I have seen you grow in the last few days, your words are insightful, funny and well pretty well written despite your problems with spelling Others I love you

SpankMuhButt -> RE: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood (8/7/2006 3:52:48 PM)
awwww savage hugssss to you and all you are going thru, and you know me I am just ranting, my hair actually looks fine, a tad shorter then it was, much healthier then it was, but exactly the same. I am just on a i want long hair kick and i want it now, my hair is passed my shoulders but i want it longer lol so i am just whinning to whine, Just so you know i walked in and my husband said thought you were getting your hair cut....goes to show just how drastic of a cut it was, im a girl, im pmsing, im moody but i was being a drama queen and just playing really. I do hope things get better for everyone with real issues, I am just not one to take things so seriously so i guess i try to use my humor all the time even when others dont realize thats what i am doing!

SavageFaerie -> RE: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood (8/7/2006 4:08:48 PM)
yeah Gina I know...men are just pissy like that sometimes..but you still gotta love em im not complaining about your complaining.....LOL I love your rants keep em coming. Baby girl..one thing...I love ya. bwananannnnaa some people just flat are not good parents. the poor child was a needless death...to me...its as good as murder..I have stong opinions on that.

missturbation -> RE: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood (8/7/2006 5:00:22 PM)
I wanna complain i'm bored ...............

chantrea -> All Complaints Go Here (8/7/2006 5:02:54 PM)
hehehe i have no topic, no complaint and no anything, i'm braindead... whoot

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