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You might be a redneck master - 7/27/2010 11:25:08 AM   
SolomonKane


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Status: offline 		If the floor of your dungeon is covered with oil slicks and grease stains, you just might be a redneck master.

If your idea of fetish gear is camouflage pants, NASCAR t-shirt, and baseball cap, you just might be a redneck master.

If the only submissive you play with is also your wife, your sister, and your aunt, you just might be a redneck master.

If you need to move carburetors and dead batteries to get at the St. Andrew's cross, you just might be a redneck master.

If you keep your crops in a rack on the rear window of the cab in your pick-up truck, you might just be a redneck master.

If your cane doubles as your CB antennae, you just might be a redneck master.

If your submissive sleeps outside in a cage and your hunting dogs share your bed, you just might be a redneck master.

If you repair your leather with duct tape, you might just be a redneck master.

If your idea of a quality leather shop is BillyJoeBob's Beer and Bait, you just might be a redneck master.

If you have ever had to take the deer you were dressing off the hook in order to restrain your slave, you just might be a redneck master.
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RE: You might be a redneck master - 7/27/2010 10:34:14 PM   
WyldHrt


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Welcome to the forums, SolomonKane!


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RE: You might be a redneck master - 7/27/2010 11:30:54 PM   
Zevar


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ORIGINAL: SolomonKane

If the floor of your dungeon is covered with oil slicks and grease stains, you just might be a redneck master.

If your idea of fetish gear is camouflage pants, NASCAR t-shirt, and baseball cap, you just might be a redneck master.

If the only submissive you play with is also your wife, your sister, and your aunt, you just might be a redneck master.

If you need to move carburetors and dead batteries to get at the St. Andrew's cross, you just might be a redneck master.

If you keep your crops in a rack on the rear window of the cab in your pick-up truck, you might just be a redneck master.

If your cane doubles as your CB antennae, you just might be a redneck master.

If your submissive sleeps outside in a cage and your hunting dogs share your bed, you just might be a redneck master.

If you repair your leather with duct tape, you might just be a redneck master.

If your idea of a quality leather shop is BillyJoeBob's Beer and Bait, you just might be a redneck master.

If you have ever had to take the deer you were dressing off the hook in order to restrain your slave, you just might be a redneck master.


Hilarious! Reminds me of Blue Collar Comedy. Look out Larry the Cable guy!

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RE: You might be a redneck master - 7/27/2010 11:40:09 PM   
Chrisincuffs


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Status: offline 		Funny as hell! Good thing all the good ol' boys I know are vanilla!

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RE: You might be a redneck master - 7/27/2010 11:44:25 PM   
Kapenakpua


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Status: offline 		If your spanking bench is actually a small block 350 on an engine stand, you might be a Redneck Master

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RE: You might be a redneck master - 7/28/2010 9:49:08 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Status: offline 		If you've ever stripped the guides off an old fishing rod to make a nice cane, You might be a redneck Master.

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RE: You might be a redneck master - 7/28/2010 10:51:12 AM   
MercTech


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Status: offline 		.... if you refer to Home Depot as "Dom Depot"

.... you consider Harbor Freight Tools as the "bondage on a budget" store

Note: Master lock makes "motorcycle cuffs" that do excellent double duty as leg restraints.. re: pictures on my profile

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RE: You might be a redneck master - 7/28/2010 11:17:57 AM   
AquaticSub


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RE: You might be a redneck master - 7/28/2010 7:16:37 PM   
Chrisincuffs


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That's my favorite place! I get a little squishy feeling deep down in my panties every time I drive by one!

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RE: You might be a redneck master - 8/1/2010 12:02:41 PM   
MercTech


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Status: offline 		I wonder what the guy in the "by the foot" section would react if you replied to "how much rope" saying
"Oh, she is about 5 foot two"

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RE: You might be a redneck master - 8/2/2010 8:36:23 AM   
SolomonKane


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I wonder what the guy in the "by the foot" section would react if you replied to "how much rope" saying
"Oh, she is about 5 foot two"
quote:

ORIGINAL: MercTech

I wonder what the guy in the "by the foot" section would react if you replied to "how much rope" saying
"Oh, she is about 5 foot two"


HAHAHA, good one.

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RE: You might be a redneck master - 8/2/2010 9:12:40 AM   
SweetDominance73


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Status: offline 		the fact that I can relate to the entire list...I am a RedNeck!!!!!

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RE: You might be a redneck master - 8/3/2010 10:21:35 PM   
Chrisincuffs


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RE: You might be a redneck master - 8/6/2010 11:51:41 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Status: offline 		If you decide to kill 2 birds with one stone and put a flea collar on your new sub.

You might be a redneck Master.

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RE: You might be a redneck master - 8/6/2010 1:04:59 PM   
subrob1967


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Status: offline 		If the tool box in the back of your Ford F150 doubles as a spanking bench, you might be a Redneck Dom
If your flogger is made out of the belts off a 69 Chevy Nova, you might be a Redneck Dom
If you use jumper cables and an old car battery as a 10's unit, yeah, you're probably a Redneck Dom
If your collar previously belonged to his favorite hunting dog, Merle, and still has the tag to prove it, you may just be the property of a Redneck Dom
If you make your slave wear a miniskirt made out of the vinyl seat coverings from a Dodge Powerwagon, you are a Redneck Dom


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RE: You might be a redneck master - 8/8/2010 8:35:38 PM   
Hillwilliam


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ORIGINAL: subrob1967

If the tool box in the back of your Ford F150 doubles as a spanking bench, you might be a Redneck Dom




HERESY

Redneck Doms drive CHEVYS

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RE: You might be a redneck master - 8/10/2010 4:35:41 AM   
FORCEU2


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Status: offline 		If you have to take your pony girl out of her stall so your horse can get in, you might be a redneck Master

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RE: You might be a redneck master - 8/11/2010 12:30:53 PM   
subrob1967


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


quote:

ORIGINAL: subrob1967

If the tool box in the back of your Ford F150 doubles as a spanking bench, you might be a Redneck Dom




HERESY

Redneck Doms drive CHEVYS


Not according to Annye;)

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