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RE: Face Farting - 8/27/2010 5:04:13 AM

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Heh. That's academics for you. A couple of decades ago, a lot of the polytechnics (newer higher education colleges) here in the UK became universities. Newcastle Polytechnic wanted to change its name to Central University of Newcastle on Tyne. Legend has it that it got all the way to the printers before someone realised what the initials added up to. Wouldn't look seemly on a tee shirt, they concluded.

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RE: Face Farting - 8/27/2010 8:17:48 AM

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I would wear that shirt, and see how many free ciders I got. And those fancy flavoured crisps. Yep.

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RE: Face Farting - 8/27/2010 11:58:59 AM

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Have any Dommes ever farted on a slaves face intentionally?

I've been under the impression that women dont fart.

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RE: Face Farting - 8/27/2010 12:07:31 PM

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We never fart. We never sweat.

We tweet and glow.

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RE: Face Farting - 8/27/2010 12:12:58 PM

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I heard the statistic that men fart on average 17 times a day and women fart (toot) on avg 14 times a day.

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RE: Face Farting - 8/27/2010 12:16:05 PM

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Fanny fart or arse fart?
"dutch oven" is also called a " in my houselove puff"
I do neither!!!!!
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RE: Face Farting - 8/27/2010 12:35:45 PM

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I heard the statistic that men fart on average 17 times a day and women fart (toot) on avg 14 times a day.

LOL I cannot believe I said tweet and not toot. Working too hard today...

I don't know if I believe that statistic, at least not for me. :)

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RE: Face Farting - 8/27/2010 12:52:11 PM

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I heard the statistic that men fart on average 17 times a day and women fart (toot) on avg 14 times a day.

LOL I cannot believe I said tweet and not toot. Working too hard today...

I don't know if I believe that statistic, at least not for me. :)

Well, you know, 53% of all statistics are made up on the spot...

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RE: Face Farting - 8/27/2010 9:40:16 PM

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hmm

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RE: Face Farting - 8/28/2010 12:53:38 PM

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Have any Dommes ever farted on a slaves face intentionally?

I've been under the impression that women dont fart.

We don't. We also do not belch. Therefore, we must on ocassion bitch, or else we would explode.

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RE: Face Farting - 8/28/2010 12:54:48 PM

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We never fart. We never sweat.

We tweet and glow.

And some of us "glow" like a hog.

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RE: Face Farting - 10/14/2010 4:05:42 PM

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Lotta' hot air here!

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RE: Face Farting - 10/14/2010 4:47:50 PM

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Fill that baby up with methane and let-er-rip!

Methane is an odorless gas. What you smell is actually partially-digested food particles, bacteria and feces. Also, there's no sulfur in human farts.

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RE: Face Farting - 10/14/2010 6:15:03 PM

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Fill that baby up with methane and let-er-rip!

Methane is an odorless gas. What you smell is actually partially-digested food particles, bacteria and feces. Also, there's no sulfur in human farts.

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Actually, beer farts and boiled egg farts have significant quantities of Hydrogen Sulfide. You can cut down on the amount of H2S in beer farts, though, by pouring a big head on the beer. This breaks up some of the disulfide bonds in the beer proteins and prevents H2S formation in the intestine.

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RE: Face Farting - 10/14/2010 7:04:22 PM

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.......pardon

I cant believe I just did this. You all are a bad influence on me!

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RE: Face Farting - 10/16/2010 7:41:28 AM

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I've had this done to me before, and it didn't really bother me much. I grew up with a brother, uncles and cousins, so I'm pretty desensitized to farts though. Also my parents would pretty much fart around each other casually with no real reaction except maybe a joke, so I guess I was never taught to feel shame about farting, except in public places. Face farting is pretty playful form of dominance, and hey, it seems foolish to complain when there's an ass in your face.

I've even been farted on when my tounge was licking an anus, which was a little nasty, but certainly didn't stop me from doing my job properly. My stance is why should a mistress have to put her pleasure on hold to deal with a naturally occurring and unavoidable body function when there's really little risk to the sub, who should be totally focused on her pleasure. Not to mention, farting is generally a pleasant feeling. The person who did this with me seemed to have a good time, and much laughter was had by all.

Better to fart and bear the shame, than not the fart and bear the pain!

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RE: Face Farting - 10/16/2010 10:08:45 PM

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I heard the statistic that men fart on average 17 times a day and women fart (toot) on avg 14 times a day.

LOL I cannot believe I said tweet and not toot. Working too hard today...

I don't know if I believe that statistic, at least not for me. :)

Well, you know, 53% of all statistics are made up on the spot...

After reading OttersSwim's post, I went looking to find an actual average (14, nyah, nyah!!). Here is all you ever, and I mean EVER wanted to know about farts!!
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

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RE: Face Farting - 10/16/2010 10:16:03 PM

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RE: Face Farting - 10/17/2010 12:35:31 AM

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I once farted on my ex-boyfriends leg. I thought it was hilarious, he on the other hand wouldn't speak to me for 3 days.

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RE: Face Farting - 10/17/2010 9:08:52 PM

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Have any Dommes ever farted on a slaves face intentionally?

Yes....unacceptable....firing offense.

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