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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/4/2010 10:41:26 PM   
LanceHughes


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ORIGINAL: bellesoumise
Why couldn't the OP included Dom profiles too!?

Here you go:
http://www.collarchat.com/m_3392473/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#3392473

P.S.  You can start a string, y'know?

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/4/2010 10:41:35 PM   
bellesoumise


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Status: offline 		scariest thing is the newbie who say "I'll do anything" Really?! They'll sing a different tune when someone takes them up on that offer.

I also think I've seen a dino jesus. What is up with that? Thats scary lol.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/4/2010 10:48:11 PM   
LanceHughes


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ORIGINAL: bellesoumise
scariest thing is the newbie who say "I'll do anything" Really?! They'll sing a different tune when someone takes them up on that offer.

<snipped>

Or even the newbie that says "Only hard limits are children (and other illegal activites), scat, and blood."  How bout starvation (but not death) while in bondage?
Fill in your own evil thoughts......  Catheter feeding back down throat so you don't dehydrated, but you can't taste it either?
quote:

ORIGINAL: bellesoumise
<snipped>

I also think I've seen a dino jesus. What is up with that? Thats scary lol.

Click on search on upper right and enter TheRaptorJesus as author.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/4/2010 10:57:28 PM   
bellesoumise


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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

Click on search on upper right and enter TheRaptorJesus as author.


Oh my those posts are scary! lol

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/5/2010 12:26:03 AM   
inkSecret


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quote:

ORIGINAL: bellesoumise


quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

Click on search on upper right and enter TheRaptorJesus as author.


Oh my those posts are scary! lol


HOW DARE YOU.  I'll have you know RaptorJesus died for your Sins

We mad tight.


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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/5/2010 12:28:14 AM   
bellesoumise


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ORIGINAL: inkSecret

quote:

ORIGINAL: bellesoumise


quote:

ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

Click on search on upper right and enter TheRaptorJesus as author.


Oh my those posts are scary! lol


HOW DARE YOU.  I'll have you know RaptorJesus died for your Sins

We mad tight.



So I'm going to Hell now?

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/5/2010 12:36:27 AM   
inkSecret


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ORIGINAL: bellesoumise

So I'm going to Hell now?


NO WORSE!!!

YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH THE SOUND OF MUSIC

IN SPANISH!


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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/5/2010 12:40:28 AM   
bellesoumise


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ORIGINAL: inkSecret

quote:

ORIGINAL: bellesoumise

So I'm going to Hell now?

NO WORSE!!!

YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH THE SOUND OF MUSIC

IN SPANISH!




I actually love The Sound of Music, and I understand more than a bit of Spanish.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/5/2010 12:41:32 AM   
bellesoumise


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ORIGINAL: inkSecret


NO WORSE!!!

YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH THE SOUND OF MUSIC

IN SPANISH!



Are you in Uber Dom mode now?

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/5/2010 12:42:52 AM   
inkSecret


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ORIGINAL: bellesoumise

I actually love The Sound of Music, and I understand more than a bit of Spanish.



You were BORNE beneath the Satanic Ritual

You will be BANISHED back to it's Satanic Depths

Las Colinas están vivas!!!
Con el sonido de Música...

I'm always in Uber Dom Mode


< Message edited by inkSecret -- 9/5/2010 12:44:05 AM >

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/5/2010 12:49:43 AM   
bellesoumise


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Status: offline 		You are clearly Uber Dom.
You're excessive use of the caps lock makes me feel so small.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/5/2010 2:42:43 AM   
inkSecret


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ORIGINAL: bellesoumise

You are clearly Uber Dom.
You're excessive use of the caps lock makes me feel so small.



Precisely and now you want to Sleep with me

I know it, I have foreseen it

RaptorJesus prophesied it.


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Stop asking questions only you can answer
There's no standard to adhere to
We dominate and submit as we choose

You can't ask us
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We're not you

Decide your level of involvement
Find yourself
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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/5/2010 6:55:42 AM   
Tantriqu


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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/5/2010 7:16:16 AM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		There was one submissive who stated that her fantasy was to be tied to a motorcycle and blindfolded, and have it driven at full speed with a machine gun pointed to her head.  She was looking for a Dom to make it happen.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/5/2010 7:21:08 AM   
daddysliloneds


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Status: offline 		reading that they are looking for someone to 'complete' them...

are they mr/mrs potatoe head or something?

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/5/2010 10:46:25 AM   
thornhappy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: bellesoumise
scariest thing is the newbie who say "I'll do anything" Really?! They'll sing a different tune when someone takes them up on that offer.

I also think I've seen a dino jesus. What is up with that? Thats scary lol.

Aww, he's harmless with them short arms and all.  Between the short arms and the internal genitals, he can't even hold his own!

No doubt I'm going to RaptorJesus hell!

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/5/2010 8:31:38 PM   
inkSecret


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

There was one submissive who stated that her fantasy was to be tied to a motorcycle and blindfolded, and have it driven at full speed with a machine gun pointed to her head.  She was looking for a Dom to make it happen.


THIS IS THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS, WHERE ARE YOU HIDING HER!?


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Stop asking questions only you can answer
There's no standard to adhere to
We dominate and submit as we choose

You can't ask us
What's right for me?
We're not you

Decide your level of involvement
Find yourself
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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/5/2010 8:53:47 PM   
bellesoumise


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Status: offline 		You are so crazy!

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/5/2010 8:57:28 PM   
DarkSteven


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quote:

ORIGINAL: inkSecret

quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

There was one submissive who stated that her fantasy was to be tied to a motorcycle and blindfolded, and have it driven at full speed with a machine gun pointed to her head.  She was looking for a Dom to make it happen.


THIS IS THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS, WHERE ARE YOU HIDING HER!?



Here she is: http://www.collarchat.com/m_2931136/tm.htm

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/5/2010 9:01:08 PM   
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Rabbit stew recipes.

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