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the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/2/2010 12:20:31 PM   
Starstrk


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Status: offline 		ive noticed on here that the scariest thing to read in a profile is the word expert attached to the word shopping especially when is unders ub heading of loves or lives for
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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/2/2010 12:25:05 PM   
AQuietSimpleMan


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Status: offline 		Eh... I more scared when they start listing all the things that they MUST have in order for them to submit, and even then they make it clear that they are not a doormat and will be heard no matter what, and no body puts baby in the corner.

I'm not saying that this is unacceptable to everyone, I just read it as, if you want me as a submissive be ready to do what I say, and I just find that counter productive.

QSM

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/2/2010 12:33:23 PM   
Voodali


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Status: offline 		a crotch shot of some lady, some dude, and some other dude, having some sort of unsavory threesome, complete with gaping anus as main profile pic, in other words, where his face should be.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/2/2010 6:02:43 PM   
MercTech


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Status: offline 		Don't forget the scary blog entries...

"... and my daughter's boyfriend will be out of prison soon."

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/2/2010 10:40:50 PM   
bellesoumise


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Status: offline 		Scariest thing for me would be to come across a profile and find it to be my mother's including pictures that have me scratching my eyes out.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/3/2010 8:58:38 PM   
inkSecret


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quote:

ORIGINAL: bellesoumise

Scariest thing for me would be to come across a profile and find it to be my mother's including pictures that have me scratching my eyes out.


Yeah, and when you're asian it's much worse, because every Asian woman over fourty looks like your mom
You don't know how many times I've stopped and stared at a profile and had to look REAL close

You don't know how many times I've messaged some lady with "MOM?  WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"


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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/3/2010 9:01:49 PM   
DarkSteven


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ORIGINAL: inkSecret

You don't know how many times I've messaged some lady with "MOM?  WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"



Dude, that HAS to be the worst opening line I've EVER heard!


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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/3/2010 9:05:34 PM   
inkSecret


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: inkSecret

You don't know how many times I've messaged some lady with "MOM?  WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"



Dude, that HAS to be the worst opening line I've EVER heard!



You'd be surprised how often it works


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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/4/2010 12:06:08 AM   
ErrynRed


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Status: offline 		I get more scared I see grown, fat men, in baby clothing.

Granted, sure, it'd their thing. But I don't want them asking me to do it to them. >.<

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/4/2010 2:00:26 AM   
inkSecret


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ErrynRed

I get more scared I see grown, fat men, in baby clothing.

Granted, sure, it'd their thing. But I don't want them asking me to do it to them. >.<


I go to this Fetish Club in Manhattan.  There's a very old 50 - 60 year old man wearing Baby's clothing and a Diaper.

He creeps everyone out...  Like, no personality, looks out of place guy, and he keeps on coming.


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There's no standard to adhere to
We dominate and submit as we choose

You can't ask us
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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/4/2010 5:32:52 AM   
SubPet715


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Status: offline 		Weirdest thing is when I see a fake picture that is clearly a pornstar.

The internet is for porn, how can you possibly think you would get away with posting a picture of Summer Cummings and say it's you?

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/4/2010 11:11:15 AM   
ErrynRed


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quote:

ORIGINAL: inkSecret

quote:

ORIGINAL: ErrynRed

I get more scared I see grown, fat men, in baby clothing.

Granted, sure, it'd their thing. But I don't want them asking me to do it to them. >.<


I go to this Fetish Club in Manhattan.  There's a very old 50 - 60 year old man wearing Baby's clothing and a Diaper.

He creeps everyone out...  Like, no personality, looks out of place guy, and he keeps on coming.



*shudders*

Ew. Just ew.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/4/2010 4:23:17 PM   
bellesoumise


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Status: offline 		I think the scariest thing would be to find Jes... no wait...

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/4/2010 9:03:41 PM   
inkSecret


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SubPet715

Weirdest thing is when I see a fake picture that is clearly a pornstar.

The internet is for porn, how can you possibly think you would get away with posting a picture of Summer Cummings and say it's you?


Whoa whoa wait...  So...

That ISNT Sasha Grey I've been talking to!?

quote:

ORIGINAL: ErrynRed


quote:

ORIGINAL: inkSecret

quote:

ORIGINAL: ErrynRed

I get more scared I see grown, fat men, in baby clothing.

Granted, sure, it'd their thing. But I don't want them asking me to do it to them. >.<


I go to this Fetish Club in Manhattan.  There's a very old 50 - 60 year old man wearing Baby's clothing and a Diaper.

He creeps everyone out...  Like, no personality, looks out of place guy, and he keeps on coming.



*shudders*

Ew. Just ew.


You have no idea.  I don't think he even talks to people xD


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Stop asking questions only you can answer
There's no standard to adhere to
We dominate and submit as we choose

You can't ask us
What's right for me?
We're not you

Decide your level of involvement
Find yourself
It's your decision

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/4/2010 9:43:38 PM   
bellesoumise


Posts: 258
Joined: 8/8/2010
Status: offline 		Why couldn't the OP included Dom profiles too!?


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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/4/2010 10:12:53 PM   
Tantriqu


Posts: 2026
Joined: 12/29/2006
Status: offline 		Hmmm, scariest thing to find in a sub's or slave's profile . . .
Uncirc'd cockshots, half hard, with grey pubes and somehow their owners are always wearing old tube socks
Listing himself as 'straight' and one of his profile pic shows him being spit-roasted by two guys
Being married to my friends [a few so far, and yes, I've told my friends].
Listing himself as 'depressed, but not when I'm off my medication'.
The ones who want me to castrate them and cook and eat their balls [ladies, anyone else still getting the 'long pig' e-mails?]
Really, really ugly tv's
Beards without moustaches
'Just looking, don't really know what I want'.

And sometimes one word, including:
'Nigerian'
'Switch'
'Gorean'
'Bitch'
'Sissy'
'Unemployed'

And the worst of all: republican!

Thanks, this was cathartic.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/4/2010 10:14:38 PM   
ErrynRed


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quote:

ORIGINAL: inkSecret

quote:

ORIGINAL: ErrynRed


quote:

ORIGINAL: inkSecret

quote:

ORIGINAL: ErrynRed

I get more scared I see grown, fat men, in baby clothing.

Granted, sure, it'd their thing. But I don't want them asking me to do it to them. >.<


I go to this Fetish Club in Manhattan.  There's a very old 50 - 60 year old man wearing Baby's clothing and a Diaper.

He creeps everyone out...  Like, no personality, looks out of place guy, and he keeps on coming.



*shudders*

Ew. Just ew.


You have no idea.  I don't think he even talks to people xD



I wonder why? >.>

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/4/2010 10:30:04 PM   
Twoshoes


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Status: offline 		The scariest thing?

"I need someone to give me purpose."

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/4/2010 10:31:39 PM   
bellesoumise


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Status: offline 		or the one I ran across where the woman wanted to sold into slavery in order to escape the problems of her life and start new somewhere.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile - 9/4/2010 10:35:25 PM   
ResidentSadist


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From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
Status: offline 		I love it when their profile photos have no face shot but are all naked tits, ass and pussy.  Then their profile and journal are filled with complaints about getting sex letters.

...  that is soooooooooo dumb, it's just scary.


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