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the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/Mistr... - 9/4/2010 10:38:37 PM

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There's a humor string:

the scariest thing to find in a subs/slaves profile

and somebody asks why subs/slaves only?

Well, here's your chance......

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/4/2010 10:47:53 PM

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23 year old Masters who have fetishes that can permanently damage the submissive, but assures to have the money to "fix it" just in case.

Doms who want to break subs down to be the perfect pleasure slave, but admit to no rl experience in it.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/4/2010 11:02:28 PM

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Remember that Dom that wanted to breed slaves like cattle? That's a nightmare!

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/4/2010 11:05:17 PM

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There's a NJ dom's profile that states he's into torture. One of the pics he has posted is that of a woman's labia majora sutured together. It's a nasty photo.

Has to be the scariest thing I've come across in a Dom's profile yet. Yikes!

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/4/2010 11:06:34 PM

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This one wants to put a slave in sensory deprivation for 6 months no light no sound no nothing but a recording saying they are cattle...
the put them in devices that will make it so they can only walk on all fours for the rest of their lives.

Its a really messed up profile.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/5/2010 12:24:07 AM

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Tractors.

Tractors and Mullets.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/5/2010 6:25:14 AM

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One profile I used to run into constantly, thank gawd for the hide button. He had a complete contract stating that slave would be his to be sold at his pleasure or until she died. No limits, chained to the bed 24/7, anyways this thing went on for 5 pages. And it kept getting worse the more you read. Being the idiot that I can be, didn't I have to read it all? Yegads, that he thought someone would actually respond and take him up on it? I shudder to think. Then add in his pic to complete the whole thing, how fast can a sub run for the hills???

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/5/2010 6:56:36 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: smartsub10

There's a NJ dom's profile that states he's into torture. One of the pics he has posted is that of a woman's labia majora sutured together. It's a nasty photo.

Has to be the scariest thing I've come across in a Dom's profile yet. Yikes!

Ugh, saw that one too, unfortunately. I also hate the following:

photos of other women
photos of all the toys you have managed to buy
ad nauseum discussions of how fake everyone is
saying, only apply if you are real
photos of bruised women
bad spelling
calling oneself a dominate
profiles that are the result of too much online porn and too many BDSM magazines, delusional
calling for subbies
bad photos taken in the bathroom with your cell phone or any other disgustingly messy room

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/5/2010 7:07:43 AM

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quote:

photos of all the toys you have managed to buy

Yeah, what's up with that? Am I supposed to be enraptured by the vision of all those dildos, plugs and floggers?

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/5/2010 7:23:45 AM

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I love the ones who have no experience and are looking for no limit slaves. So they decide to come across as loud and obnoxious because that's how they think that masters should act, and check Expert level on suspension bondage, breath play, fire play, and fisting.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/5/2010 9:58:13 AM

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Those profiles that describe themselves as being "bratty", "spoiled", "A Goddess" and such.

Sounds like they need a spanking more than a sub. XD

And you can only be a "goddess" if a) Someone else started it first, and multiple people agreed with them, or B) More than 60 peole worship you. Otherwise you're just an egomaniac with a God Complex.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/5/2010 1:47:53 PM

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I've been scared by the "Dom Stare."
The stare includes a menacing scowl and demon possessed eyes.
It creeped me out and made me want to hit the back button in a hurry.

*hugs teddy and thinks of happy place*

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/5/2010 8:59:28 PM

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The Dom that looks like a skinny Ron Jeremy.

The Dom that wanted many children by a slew of women, for them to all be placed for adoption so he could milk the women, and sell the milk.

The Dom that wanted to keep his slave chained in a closet, feed her twice a week (only dog food), and wanted to sever ties with her family and friends. He also insisted that she STILL (some kinda way) pay his bills. While chained. In the closet. Hmm...

The Dom that was into gunplay, but had never even so much as held anything stronger than a Nerf gun. But he INSISTED that it was safe to do as he had seen many guns shot before.

The Dom standing in front of a shelf of stuffed animals in a child-like room (the toys, and the wallpapering were quite juvenile), but states that he has no children.

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/5/2010 9:45:35 PM

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Edited: Not because of you, Kyttyn, but... sheesh! Don't they sound like catches?

< Message edited by dreamofthemoon -- 9/5/2010 9:48:46 PM >

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/5/2010 10:09:07 PM

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Oh you bet! I was dropping to my knees in a flash!

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/6/2010 1:12:18 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

Oh you bet! I was dropping to my knees in a flash!

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/6/2010 1:39:44 PM

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The ones that sound more arrogant than even I do are way over the top. :P

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/6/2010 3:17:40 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

The Dom that looks like a skinny Ron Jeremy.

The Dom that wanted many children by a slew of women, for them to all be placed for adoption so he could milk the women, and sell the milk.

The Dom that wanted to keep his slave chained in a closet, feed her twice a week (only dog food), and wanted to sever ties with her family and friends. He also insisted that she STILL (some kinda way) pay his bills. While chained. In the closet. Hmm...

The Dom that was into gunplay, but had never even so much as held anything stronger than a Nerf gun. But he INSISTED that it was safe to do as he had seen many guns shot before.

The Dom standing in front of a shelf of stuffed animals in a child-like room (the toys, and the wallpapering were quite juvenile), but states that he has no children.

She forgot the Dom who wants to tie her up, throw her on his motorcycle pointing his shotgun at her while driving at 100mph through Manhattan

< Message edited by inkSecret -- 9/6/2010 3:18:02 PM >

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/6/2010 3:19:53 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

The Dom that looks like a skinny Ron Jeremy.

The Dom that wanted many children by a slew of women, for them to all be placed for adoption so he could milk the women, and sell the milk.

The Dom that wanted to keep his slave chained in a closet, feed her twice a week (only dog food), and wanted to sever ties with her family and friends. He also insisted that she STILL (some kinda way) pay his bills. While chained. In the closet. Hmm...

The Dom that was into gunplay, but had never even so much as held anything stronger than a Nerf gun. But he INSISTED that it was safe to do as he had seen many guns shot before.

The Dom standing in front of a shelf of stuffed animals in a child-like room (the toys, and the wallpapering were quite juvenile), but states that he has no children.

Wow. Them thar is five jen-you-wine WTF's, I ain't tryin' to lie girl..

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RE: the scariest thing to find in a Dom/Dommes/Master/M... - 9/6/2010 6:34:59 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: inkSecret
She forgot the Dom who wants to tie her up, throw her on his motorcycle pointing his shotgun at her while driving at 100mph through Manhattan

It was a machine gun going 180 through Times Square. While wearing a blindfold. I am classy like that.

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