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Good Evening. - 10/11/2010 9:36:16 PM

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I am a Dominant, straight male, who is uncompromising in values and orientation. That being said, I'm looking for a woman, preferably submissive, for a relationship, whether online or in real life, and hopefully a master/slave relationship. However, I'm somewhat new to this whole thing myself, so I would like to point out that I do not intend on doing anything hard-core or sexual for or to anyone for some time.

Hopefully, I can find someone who needs or desires me...perhaps even a girl who completes me.

RE: Good Evening. - 10/11/2010 9:47:45 PM

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That tie looks totally uncompromising. It is so uncompromising that you would have to cut your head off to remove it, except you are also totally uncompromising, so the hacksaw would just get blunt and unhappy trying to cut through the totally uncompromising skin you wear.

Also, that haircut is effin' uncompromising, my man. I swear it almost broke my browser. But my browser decided to let your hair have its way at the last second, so it's all good.

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RE: Good Evening. - 10/11/2010 10:10:52 PM

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I'm sorry, but if you were trying to nettle me, you're going to have to do better than that. If you weren't, then I have no idea what the point was to that post.

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RE: Good Evening. - 10/11/2010 10:16:38 PM

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Nettle you? I would never. I'm sure you'd take those nettles and twist them into a festive holiday door decoration or do something else totally uncompromising with them. Any nettles that were within 20 miles would turn into fluffy iridescent azaleas.

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RE: Good Evening. - 10/11/2010 10:21:06 PM

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Mr, if you want cheap laughs, go troll elsewhere. I don't have the time you seem to have, so either make your point, or stop posting on this thread.

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RE: Good Evening. - 10/11/2010 10:55:51 PM

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Wow. I went from respectin' the UnCompromised to feeling bad for kicking the puppy in 2.5 seconds.

There are sooo many responses to this.

For ex., I could say that my time is probably at least three to four times more valuable than yours, on a 'if people were paying for it' scale. And that's giving you some credit.

Or I could point out that trolling means writing something of questionable provenance in order to solicit responses, which would make the op (that's you) the original troll in this thread.

Or I could point out, quite responsibly, that you're under no obligation to spend your time reading what I write. There's a hide button right below my pic in the post. I use it all the time. Well, not my hide button, but other people's...

But really, I'm not going to say any of that. Again. What I'll say instead is if you don't figure out a sense of humor about yourself and damn quick, subbies 'round here will eat you alive. That means don't feed the real 'tards more ammunition, unless you're into that sort of thing. I'm going to make an educated guess and say you aren't.

Being a dominant is not mutually exclusive with having a reasonable level of aw-shucks humility. Helps a lot in fact, adds to the shock value when you turn on the drill sergeant. And knowing when to laugh and roll with the joke is vital.

Then again, you might just be rollin' wit de uncompromisingness all along, which after this 'reveal' would make me the butt of a well played joke. Instead of you actually making posts like these serious bizness... that would be awesome. I'd tip my hat or something. I'd tip it like Abu Dhabi tips a gate, yo.

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RE: Good Evening. - 10/12/2010 4:37:01 AM

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Welcome to the collarme forums. You're young and very serious - a sense of humor is never a bad thing here.

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RE: Good Evening. - 10/12/2010 5:23:51 AM

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Ah welcome Neo, i see you've made a good start! Perhaps it will go no further, on the other hand...... Perhaps you could turn a lamp on and lighten up.

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RE: Good Evening. - 10/12/2010 5:52:39 AM

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My azaleas are in full bloom...fluffy as they may be.
Welcome to the forums Neo.....peace out!

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RE: Good Evening. - 10/12/2010 8:58:52 PM

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If an explanation is in order, then here it is:

Ramble if you must, soliloquize if you want, but for heaven's sakes, have a point to it. If you were merely trying to be humorous, I didn't find the joke amusing, nor did I even grasp the punch-line. All I read was a post, commenting about the "uncompromising" properties of my attire, and my appearance, and then a comment detailing how if someone tried to behead me, they would be dissappointed. I put forward a reply stating that if you were trying to nettle me, then please be more obvious. Otherwise, I had no idea what was meant by the previous post.

In reply, I recieved more incoherency which could be interpreted as sarcastic, and probably an attempt not to explain the previous post, but to annoy me.

Yes, in case nobody has realized it, I don't very much like pointless conversations. If the information is unnecessary, it's just more text I have to wade through. The purpose behind unneccesary posts, more often than not, is to cause grief, and to troll.

If anyone would like to accuse me of having no sense of humor, go ahead. I prefer my dry humor and my wit to the modern devices that this world constantly contrives. Of course, if nobody gets my humor, it's very easily assumed that I have none, so I won't blame anyone for that. However, if I don't get your sense of humor because it's too modern, or moreover, because it has no punch-line attached to the end, then please don't get offended if I either become annoyed by your random prattlings. I do not equate randomness with wit, and I would rather have the latter, not the former.

Punchline: Yes, even my sense of humor is uncompromising.

Point: By the time I get home, and can post on this site, I've already had my fill of meaningless conversations, and although I don't mind spending the time explaining myself away, I don't want to spend the time shifting through someone's post, trying to find some hidden meaning to their post, or perhaps a joke so dry that I might have missed it at first glance, only to find that there wasn't any to be had in the first place.

Please...I would like everyone to post legibly, and coherently. I like being able to understand someone else's post, and the point to it, more often than not.

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RE: Good Evening. - 10/12/2010 9:24:52 PM

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O poor Neo... have u had a bad day sweety? Maybe u should spank a backside - it might help you to feel better. It almost seems to me that you may even desire a spanking yourself . I know you Type A personalities secretly love it. Feel free to let me know if you require assistance in the matter

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RE: Good Evening. - 10/12/2010 9:30:09 PM

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No, thank you. Pain does not turn me on, in any way, shape or form. If it did, I would have sliced open my left hand more than once, and not just accidentally. Yes, this also means that I get no kicks from inflicting pain either. I'm into Domination in a mental capacity, rather than a physical one.

And I am not a type A personality. I am my own personality, and I will not be stuffed into a sterotype or be painted with a broad brush. I am who I am, and if you would like to know exactly who that is, you'll have to get to know me better.

Also, yes I did have a somewhat bad day today, but I always have bad days, so although your sympathy is appreciated, it might be better spent on someone besides me.

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RE: Good Evening. - 10/12/2010 9:32:07 PM

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*sigh* to be so young again.

Either way, welcome to the message boards.

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RE: Good Evening. - 10/12/2010 9:34:28 PM

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welcom... Err did somebody uncompromisingly kick a puppy? Or was the chereos compromised this morning by the urine of a stranger? Or were the uncompromising panties riding too far up the ass crack?

lighten up or you feed the wolves. Your tone and online demeanor this far suggests stickupassonemia, a serious but treatable condition.

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RE: Good Evening. - 10/12/2010 9:35:16 PM

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quote:

stickupassonemia

LMFAO

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RE: Good Evening. - 10/12/2010 9:38:46 PM

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Your post sounds: insecure, pretentious and aggressive.

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RE: Good Evening. - 10/12/2010 9:55:23 PM

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*shrugs* I say what I say. Apparently, everyone else will take it in whatever manner they would like. Feel free to disect my nuances as much as you would like, and if you'd like to use unflattering comparisons, go ahead. If I wasn't able to explain my demeanor by now, it seems as though the wolves will eat me regardless of how carefully I choose my words. I am who I am and I do not change. If anyone feels hurt by what I have said, then please understand that was not my intention. I apologize for any miscommunication or any assumptions on my part.

That being said, I will not lighten up, thank you very much. I don't feel very much like the idea of following the crowd, or more specifically, cracking wise, because everyone else is doing it or because everyone told me to do it. If you're a wolf, feel free to feed upon my flesh. I don't play games, I don't get sarcasm, and I don't like beating bushes just for the fun of it. If I'm wrong by doing that, then go ahead. Punish me for my wrong-doing

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RE: Good Evening. - 10/12/2010 10:02:38 PM

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Neo! What kind of Master doesn't spank his slaves?! And u do definately need a spanking to get your angst out of your system. Go buy a crop and I will tell you how to enjoy it properly. You should really find some sort of stress release...for someone who doesn't like pain ...u sure do like misery. Life is too short - u could be dead tomorrow, enjoy every minute of it. Smile u r a cutie (this is my last attempt to cheer u up - and you should take it as a compliment and respond to it properly).

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RE: Good Evening. - 10/12/2010 10:14:13 PM

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Anser: The sort who doesn't have any slaves in the first place.

This is seriously a last resort for me. I've had one online relationship, and otherwise I have had no luck with women, submissive or otherwise. I suppose I might be too picky for my own good, but I reckoned that if I had any reservations up front, I would continue to have these reservations until they became full-blown problems.

Thank you for the compliment. I don't really think I'm anything more than plain, but everyone is their own biggest critic after all.

Actually, I do have a bullwhip, which I occasionally use around my place, and more than enough peach-switches. However, as I said, I really don't have anyone to flog, so it does me no good anyway.

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RE: Good Evening. - 10/12/2010 10:23:08 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DaegonNeo

I am a Dominant, straight male, who is uncompromising in values and orientation. That being said, I'm looking for a woman, preferably submissive, for a relationship, whether online or in real life, and hopefully a master/slave relationship. However, I'm somewhat new to this whole thing myself, so I would like to point out that I do not intend on doing anything hard-core or sexual for or to anyone for some time.

Hopefully, I can find someone who needs or desires me...perhaps even a girl who completes me.

To begin, Welcome to the Forums!

It appears you are searching as many are here. Some are not. I wish you the best in your search and journey. I would also like to recommend that you reconsider your online demeanor, that is if you prefer to be successful in your endeavors here.

If not then of course you will get yourself duly thrashed with words in a manner which you will not at all prefer. When you entice others to punish you for your wrong doing; note that many will do just that and quite seriously.

There is nothing wrong with being young. What is wrong, regardless of age, is maintaining an attitude that is counter-productive to achieving at the very least common courtesy toward those among you, regardless if you are online or not.

Do understand that what I offer in reply is not said in a way to offend you. I am a mature gentleman thus to do such would only serve to disgrace myself. I am offering this reply to you with the goal of hopefully engaging you to re-think your counter-productive attitude.

If not then of course the consequences you will reap are as a neon sign warning you of results that you will have no one to blame for but yourself. Frankly, where is there any self respect as a man in a self defeating attitude, aye!

Take care!

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