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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/8/2006 9:24:52 AM

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/10/2006 10:03:00 PM

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YEEHAW! Love this thread! I'm laughing my ass off because it's just..so... true!

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/10/2006 10:15:19 PM

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Thank you.
Your post and all the threads have been the most enjoyable reading I have done on this site.

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/10/2006 10:19:46 PM

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Dont ask me how i am going "serve" or "please" You before W/we have ever had a first meeting...

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/10/2006 10:44:34 PM

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Wicca: Pretending to be an ancient religion since 1956

Absolutely hilarious. Love it.

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/21/2006 2:27:47 PM

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lol....what is Wicca? excuse the irgnorance...

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/21/2006 3:22:18 PM

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ORIGINAL: doll

Actually there are a lot of men that are attracted to big women. Just because you aren't doesn't give you the right to think you can degrade anyone. You are just showing your ignorance and quite frankly.... I personally think that even IF you were cute, your attitude makes you ugly. Just my two cents, but damn stop being such an ass.

ummm you just give me that warm fuzzy feeling all over ... some people like to be degraded !!!! rember where you are ... and getting in to shape may just save your life ..... so stop lieing to your self and i know why guys go for them BBW too thay feel safe with them thay dont cheat thay dont leave and the good cooking never stops !!!! i know you call me an ass but i would bet your doc has been telling you the same thing for yrs !!!!! just keeping it real ...S

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/21/2006 8:16:02 PM

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ORIGINAL: MasterKalif

I don't see why people always seem to complain about Doms on the message boards, at least thats the vibe Ive been getting....I dont think its fair...they complain about one liners....but frankly, and I can speak for myself here, I have written many a well thought out response to a sub (after carefully reading their profile) only to get nothing in response....it feels like such wasted time and opportunity...

I was once asked by my kids why I would use certain words or make an extra effort to do a job right the first time or what have you. And my response was basically "You get out of something
the amount of effort you are willing to put into it."

For me, a submissive who does not respond to a well-crafted and
well-thought-out introductory email to her is probably not worth my
time or effort to pursue.

But then, I type 90wpm, have been published, and enjoy the
act of writing.

Just me, could be wrong, etc.

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/21/2006 8:49:40 PM

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ORIGINAL: MistressImp

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ORIGINAL: MistressImp

Well one of my neighbors offered me his last week because his dog just recently passed away.... which got me thinking....why would he offer me that when he knows I don't have a dog.... okay I need to check around for pee holes now.

Ms Imp

correction.... PEEP not pee holes... okay maybe I should check for those too.

Ms Imp

me thinks Imp made a freudian slip ......

OK on your knees you chocolate lovin subbie ......

*dives out the window quickly*

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/21/2006 8:55:58 PM

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I read this one and cracked up - did you really have someone do that?

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don't tell me what you are planning for our first meeting before I even say Hello

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/21/2006 9:03:04 PM

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Hon, you're such an adorable puppy; if you lived near me, I'd offer the couch. You'd have to promise not to pee on the furniture, though.

Cin

now is that PEE or Peep?

edited because I'm still laughing over the you don't ask you just grab her head and make her rule . I thought I only used the rule Book

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/21/2006 9:05:54 PM

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Yes PLEASE!!!!! stop doing this - don't try to make me the 'true slave girl I'm really meant to be' and do NOT put dom in your profile and then beg me to top you.

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oh and Doms, stop trying to pick up the Dommes-- telling them you really would submit to them.

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/21/2006 9:23:15 PM

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Let me just thank who ever brought this post back too life it made me feel really good to read it and see Im not the only one with these feelings that and benji is the cutest thing ever!!

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/21/2006 10:32:32 PM

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ORIGINAL: JohnWarren

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ORIGINAL: MistressImp

Yes ...... back to topic...... Doms Don't Message Female Dominants PERIOD!!!...you have less odds then a snowballs chance in hell your going to get anywhere other than her block list.

I quite often have email conversations with female dominants. Haven't been any problems there. Do you really limit your correspondents by orientation?

ok I had a female Domme e-mail me today too asking about facial hair on me .. when I would have my beard grown in by . then it switched to my cockj size ... dammmmm this biased one sided thread ..... Imp this is all your fault ... and Benji is gonna pay for it dammmmmit

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/21/2006 10:47:46 PM

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Hon, you're such an adorable puppy; if you lived near me, I'd offer the couch. You'd have to promise not to pee on the furniture, though.

Cin

now is that PEE or Peep?

edited because I'm still laughing over the you don't ask you just grab her head and make her rule . I thought I only used the rule Book

LOL You really think you were the one who invented that? Wow! Now that's some self-confidence you got going there, Tamer!

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/21/2006 10:49:00 PM

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LOL... so Dommess do this shit too??

I wouldnt really know though today i got invited to chat and this Domme said "so your looking for an online Domme" lol my profile says straight not only that it says im looking for real

I do wonder if people even bother reading a persons profile??
I mean Ill get into a convo with a Dom and he'll ask "so what are you looking for what are you into"
Man my profile is sooooooo spacific it tells everything.. I dont answer those questions I just say in return "did you read my profile??"

So Dom and Dommes are both guilty of it face it so are subs!!!
they dont read and are so desperate they try to make others into what they want them to be even if they clearly arent

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/21/2006 11:36:25 PM

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well cin .. is there any other kinda confidence . ..... I have always tried using the line

I know I'm right it say so right here in the Daddy rule book ..... seeeeeee
Section 56 subsection A amendment 8 ......... I am right !!!

but on a fair note . I have gotten "Hi" and "how are you" .. and "Your handsome" as e-mails myself ... I try and strike up conversations personally .. I'll check and see if it was read at some point maybe a few days later . if nothing .. I move on

Law of averages says that eventually someone is gonna think I am more then just another pretty face <grins>

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/22/2006 2:06:32 AM

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So........
If I condense all this down to a formula......
Then I will appeal to all subs in my emails, because they are all just an average or mean of all subs combined.
As all Doms must be.
Please tell me more of how I should present myself. As I would hate to make the mistake of presenting myself as I really am. Inform all of us HNG's how to more skillfully fool you, and waste even more of your time before you can clue in.
Tell us more........

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/22/2006 2:15:33 AM

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LOL synical much...

we are just saying real Doms dont say "on your knees bitch" in the first e-mail... or my favorate e-mail I got
"your ugly now beg me to use you" gawd I almost fell off my bed on that one I didnt know weather to be inulted or to giggle till I passed out

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RE: A "hint" for Doms looking for subs... - 6/22/2006 2:16:21 AM

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I'm beginning to wonder why they put their profile up. By the time they have gone through all their don'ts, there really can't be many people left to answer and then people complain they have spent years without a partner lol.

Looking at that list of don'ts, I would never have met the mother of my youngest daughter because I am too old, live too far away (8,000miles), we had apparently incompatible sexuality etc. etc.

However, I met her in real life and we got to know each other before all these perceived barriers were known about. These barriers were just problems that needed fairly easy solutions.

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