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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/8/2006 10:18:22 PM

Gauge

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Good news - A new cafe' with a zillion type of coffee beans is opening on your block.

The bad news is that you have developed a heart condition and you can no longer tolerate any cafeine.

The good news is that your boss is taking you and your co-workers out to a fancy restaurant.

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/9/2006 5:44:15 AM

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The bad news is that I gotta pay for it.

The good news is that you have been given a week off with pay.

Ron

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Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/9/2006 7:21:29 AM

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The Bad news is when You get back they are
downsizing Your Job.

Good news is that Your Wife just hit the Lottery!

Ant

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/9/2006 12:12:31 PM

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ORIGINAL: knees2you

The Bad news is when You get back they are
downsizing Your Job.

Good news is that Your Wife just hit the Lottery!

Ant

The Bad new is, it was the day after the divorce was finalized.

The good news is, the woman of your dreams says she loves you.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/9/2006 1:22:11 PM

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The good news is, the woman of your dreams says she loves you.

The bad news is that it's your sister.

The good news is that you just won dental services with free teeth whitening for life!

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Rock, paper, scissors."

He laughed. "You are the wisest woman I know."

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/9/2006 2:10:32 PM

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The good news is that you just won dental services with free teeth whitening for life!

The bad news is that you wear full dentures already.

The good news is that you have won an all expense paid trip to a tropical island paradise.

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/9/2006 2:12:10 PM

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Bads news is nary a tooth in your head!

Good news! You found dream car for a GREAT price!

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The only thing in life that i regret is living too many days regretting too many things. Life is for the living and i choose to live!

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/9/2006 5:12:04 PM

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The bad news is that it is during the busy season at work and your boss refuses to let you off.

The bad news is that the minute you got the car home, the sanitation truck back into it and its totalled.

The good news is that the your mean boss just got fired.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/9/2006 10:40:05 PM

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The good news is that the your mean boss just got fired.

The bad news is that they promoted your asshole, good for nothing co-worker to fill his spot.

The good news is that there is a block button feature on these message boards.

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/9/2006 11:34:45 PM

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The bad news is that the HNG's figure this out and
set up multiple accounts.

The good news is that your apartment complex is
being remodeled.

Vendaval

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ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that there is a block button feature on these message boards.

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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE

http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/10/2006 12:07:40 AM

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ORIGINAL: Vendaval

The bad news is that the HNG's figure this out and
set up multiple accounts.

The good news is that your apartment complex is
being remodeled.

Vendaval

The bad news is, it's going condo and you need a quarter million to buy in.

The good news is, you have the body of a 20 year old.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/10/2006 12:33:27 PM

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The good news is, you have the body of a 20 year old.

The bad news is that you have the mind of a turnip.

The good news is that you have learned to fly jet airplanes

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/10/2006 12:41:06 PM

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

The good news is, you have the body of a 20 year old.

The bad news is that you have the mind of a turnip.

The good news is that you have learned to fly jet airplanes

The bad news is you forgot to practice your landing technique

The good news is your wife won the 40 million dollar lottery

(in reply to Gauge)

RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/10/2006 12:48:17 PM

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The good news is your wife won the 40 million dollar lottery

The bad news is that your divorce was final yesterday.

The good news is that you have grown the worlds largest cabbage and now have fame and fortune

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/10/2006 12:55:40 PM

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

The good news is that you have grown the worlds largest cabbage and now have fame and fortune

The bad news is your sons rabbits enjoyed eating it before the judge could see it himself

The good news is you don't have to feed the rabbits today

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/10/2006 12:57:17 PM

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The bad news is that you don't have a big enough pot
for cooking it.

The good news is that is it a beautiful, warm spring day
outside. And all the cute college co-eds, both boys and
girls, are wearing very little clothing.

Vendaval

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that you have grown the worlds largest cabbage and now have fame and fortune

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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE

http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/10/2006 8:30:44 PM

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The bad news is that the rabbits have eaten everything else in your garden as well and that you have developed pink eye and can not stand going outside in the sun to view the sight of the young coeds.

The good news is that you now do not have to go to the work of freezing any vegetables this year.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/10/2006 10:14:11 PM

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The good news is that you now do not have to go to the work of freezing any vegetables this year.

The bad news is that you have all the pickled pigs feet that you can possibly eat.

The good news is that your band has been signed to a multi-million dollar recording contract

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/11/2006 1:19:20 AM

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The bad news is that the lead singer blew the advance on hookers
and blow followed with Vicodin chasers. Now his sorry ass is in the hospital from an OD.

The good news is that there is a big party this weekend
at your friend's house.

Vendaval

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that your band has been signed to a multi-million dollar recording contract

< Message edited by Vendaval -- 5/11/2006 1:20:24 AM >

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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE

http://KinkMeet.co.uk

(in reply to Gauge)

RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/11/2006 12:50:43 PM

Gauge

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The good news is that there is a big party this weekend
at your friend's house.

The bad news is that you will be out of town with your wife because she just had to see a collection of quilts at a museum

The good news is that you have been invited to a VIP dinner in the White House

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to Vendaval)

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