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AquaticSub -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 10:04:53 PM)

If the moderators wanted my help, why wouldn't I? I've been on this site since '05 and pics only go to moderation if they are reported. By the way, since you missed it and seem to think I'm attacking you personally instead of providing information you clearly missed...

In the edit your profile view:

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Please only post pictures you took yourself
Please do not post commercial photos or artwork
Please do not post explicit primary photos



The fact that you seem to think I'm going after you is laughable. Do you get upset when someone tells you there is an uncovered manhole in the sidewalk?



DeeDeeElisabeth -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 10:05:53 PM)

not a new profile either. geez it's attack of the bull dykes tonight. by golly if anyone is gonna show off their cunts it's gonna be one of the lesbians! god forbid if its a bisexual woman or straight. youre just jealous cuz i will never let you get close enough to taste... only real men can have me and my pussy



AquaticSub -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 10:07:44 PM)

Aww, how cute. It's a troll. [:)]

If you are for real, you are just adorable with how silly what you said is when compared to reality.



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 10:13:16 PM)

Perhaps you missed the part where it says "no explicit photos as primary pic". That's TOS, not the so-called cunt police. And if any self-respecting Dom happens to check on your forum entries, he'll see that you're rude to women in general. How's that going to look? I don't think he'll be impressed.

You seem to have a problem with women in general, at least recognize that the women here are being snarky because you are too. Nice goes a long way, whether it be male or female. Again, juuuuuuuuuuuuuust sayin.............



YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 10:25:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DeeDeeElisabeth

thanks for your concern aqua. perhaps you should apply for a job with the cunt pics police... r


Can i be a member too? Do i get a sweet uniform and handcuffs?!



AquaticSub -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 10:29:33 PM)

Yes. Yes you can. You'll be issued a basic kit in 3-4 days to get you started. Feel free to alter it as you see fit.

I put glitter on my cuffs. Glitter is the herpes of the arts and crafts world. Even when the arrest is over, the glitter will always be there... [:D][:D][:D]



YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 10:34:03 PM)

YES!!! [sm=yahoo.gif]

i'm putting rhinestones on my handcuffs!! [:D]




AquaticSub -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 10:40:53 PM)

Holy crap... you learn how to bedazzle cuffs and you could sell them for good scratch.

http://www.flirtylingerie.com/rhinestone-handcuffs.html

I saw a pink pair going for over a hundred. We could be onto something here... *considers*

I shall plot on this after sleep. [:D]



YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 10:49:45 PM)

Sounds like a plan [:D]



TulsaSadist -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 10:50:00 PM)

Handcuffs? *perk* (swings the chrome ones around on a finger)



AquaticSub -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 10:51:22 PM)

That is an excellent first post.

(I swear I really am going to bed soon... )



TulsaSadist -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 10:53:12 PM)

I just have to remember where I put the key!



TulsaSadist -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 10:55:02 PM)

And DeeDee, I'm 95% beef, 5% pork sausage!



YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 10:57:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

(I swear I really am going to bed soon... )



That's what i said 3 hours ago.



LadyPact -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 10:57:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Holy crap... you learn how to bedazzle cuffs and you could sell them for good scratch.

I shall plot on this after sleep. [:D]


I must be tired, too.  (Either that or it's the pic.)  I could have sworn that this read "you could sell them for snatch".



AquaticSub -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 11:02:44 PM)

Wow... I have now reached a new level of tired wherein I am pondering the exchange rates on bedazzled cuffs for snatch, with particular detail to the quality and quantity of crystals used and now to calculate the value of said snatch.

I'm going to take this as a sign that I really need to sleep. If I return to this thread and start posting complicated math and kink theories, somebody get one of the folks who has my phone number to call me. I'm probably sleep-typing and need the wake-up. [:D]



YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 11:03:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Holy crap... you learn how to bedazzle cuffs and you could sell them for good scratch.

I shall plot on this after sleep. [:D]


I must be tired, too.  (Either that or it's the pic.)  I could have sworn that this read "you could sell them for snatch".



[:D][:D][:D]



YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 11:09:04 PM)

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I am pondering the exchange rates on bedazzled cuffs for snatch, with particular detail to the quality and quantity of crystals used and now to calculate the value of said snatch.


How does one calculate the value of snatch, anyway? Is there some sort of mathematical equation, statistical ratio of supply vs demand? Hmmm....



TulsaSadist -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 11:16:45 PM)


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ORIGINAL: YoungBlondeSlave

quote:

I am pondering the exchange rates on bedazzled cuffs for snatch, with particular detail to the quality and quantity of crystals used and now to calculate the value of said snatch.


How does one calculate the value of snatch, anyway? Is there some sort of mathematical equation, statistical ratio of supply vs demand? Hmmm....




Now that would depend entirely on the current rate of inflation times pi times the cirCUMference of the object being inserted divide it by cost of current scream ratios added to the latest value of the hottest item from the newest victorias secret collection!



GreedyTop -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 11:20:01 PM)

*giggles*

Welcome, TS :)



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