RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS

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TulsaSadist -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 11:25:02 PM)
Thanks!

YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 11:28:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TulsaSadist quote: ORIGINAL: YoungBlondeSlave quote: I am pondering the exchange rates on bedazzled cuffs for snatch, with particular detail to the quality and quantity of crystals used and now to calculate the value of said snatch. How does one calculate the value of snatch, anyway? Is there some sort of mathematical equation, statistical ratio of supply vs demand? Hmmm.... Now that would depend entirely on the current rate of inflation times pi times the cirCUMference of the object being inserted divide it by cost of current scream ratios added to the latest value of the hottest item from the newest victorias secret collection! This is a math equation i can get into..."cirCUMference" "object inserted" "scream ratios" and "victorias secret" Either that or i really need to get laid.

TulsaSadist -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/17/2010 11:39:33 PM)
And to think I used to live close to Monterrey!

YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/18/2010 12:00:28 AM)
That's strange...i never saw you here. Of course, it might have been before i lived here.

DarkSteven -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/18/2010 2:36:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub Silly goose! He has to steal them. They taste better that way. It's been proven by panels of elementary school children and the followers of LOL cats. “I know the watermelon which has been honestly come by and I know the taste of the watermelon which has been acquired by art. Both taste good, but the experienced know which tastes best.” - Mark Twain

YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/18/2010 3:55:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub Silly goose! He has to steal them. They taste better that way. It's been proven by panels of elementary school children and the followers of LOL cats. “I know the watermelon which has been honestly come by and I know the taste of the watermelon which has been acquired by art. Both taste good, but the experienced know which tastes best.” - Mark Twain WTF does watermelon have to do with cookies? Though i've heard rumors that you make wonderful fudge and i'm thinking you could offer some to share to make up for the stealing of cookies. [:D]

LadyConstanze -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/18/2010 5:37:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DeeDeeElisabeth my goodness. i'd say you have a jealous streak. if you'd like to know about my pics then you may inquire in a respectful manner or eat dirt sis. Thank you, I have no need to be jealous of somebody who uses fake pictures. I also would be grateful if you wouldn't call me "sis" as I praise my lucky stars that I bear no relation to people who feel the need to "flash the gash", you might not have had much exposure to manners but it really isn't hard to read up on those things, you obviously have internet access. Good luck in your search, I'm sure you'll find exactly what you deserve...

DarkSteven -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/18/2010 6:40:56 AM)
Just letting you know from a Dom's point of view... There's more to the lifestyle than just kinky sex. Any sub of mine would need to have basic manners. While I appreciate the respect you showed me in this thread, I'm appalled at the way you have responded to the women here.Several of them are friends of mine. Please work on your etiquette so that a Dom would be proud to have you.

OohAahMrs -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/18/2010 6:44:37 AM)
Welcome Dee, i've got lost somewhere in this thing, can't be bothered to work it all out, but try and have some fun!

ModTwentyOne -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/18/2010 10:42:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DeeDeeElisabeth my goodness. i'd say you have a jealous streak. if you'd like to know about my pics then you may inquire in a respectful manner or eat dirt sis. Whose pictures are they?

yahoooooo -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/19/2010 1:11:50 PM)
SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM TO ME

January -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/19/2010 4:40:39 PM)
Hi Dee Dee, Welcome to collarme. I was wondering why you have all these criteria (looks and height and race and age) for a dom, when you really want a MENTOR. A mentor implies an educational ally. Someone to talk to, get advice from. A fellow sub would help you, too. I get that he has to be experienced, but why does he have to be middle-aged, tall and white? You think short men have nothing to offer a new and inexperienced sub? What, exactly, is your idea of D/s? January

DeeDeeElisabeth -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/19/2010 5:26:52 PM)
lol. thats funny Tulsa! :) message me on my profile page if You wish Sir. dd

AquaticSub -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/19/2010 5:33:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TulsaSadist quote: ORIGINAL: YoungBlondeSlave quote: I am pondering the exchange rates on bedazzled cuffs for snatch, with particular detail to the quality and quantity of crystals used and now to calculate the value of said snatch. How does one calculate the value of snatch, anyway? Is there some sort of mathematical equation, statistical ratio of supply vs demand? Hmmm.... Now that would depend entirely on the current rate of inflation times pi times the cirCUMference of the object being inserted divide it by cost of current scream ratios added to the latest value of the hottest item from the newest victorias secret collection! But what is the formula for determining the value of screams? And there are so many types! Hentai screams, moan-y screams, "OMG I'M DYING" screams, etc. I need some math majors, some kinksters and a whole lotta graph paper! And probably some towels. Female ejaculation has to be measured and calculated as well. [:D][:D][:D]

poise -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/19/2010 5:34:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: January Hi Dee Dee, Welcome to collarme. I was wondering why you have all these criteria (looks and height and race and age) for a dom, when you really want a MENTOR. A mentor implies an educational ally. Someone to talk to, get advice from. A fellow sub would help you, too. I get that he has to be experienced, but why does he have to be middle-aged, tall and white? You think short men have nothing to offer a new and inexperienced sub? What, exactly, is your idea of D/s? January [sm=goodpost.gif] And good to see you again, January. I always enjoy your posts.

DeeDeeElisabeth -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/19/2010 5:49:41 PM)
i am an engineering major aquatic. would have loved to help you, had you been a bit more welcoming... as for your questions poise... i will be happy to address them personally if you wish to message me there. hugs to all & good night. deedee

poise -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/19/2010 5:57:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DeeDeeElisabeth i am an engineering major aquatic. would have loved to help you, had you been a bit more welcoming... as for your questions poise... i will be happy to address them personally if you wish to message me there. hugs to all & good night. deedee I'd have thought that an enginerring major would realize I didn't post any questions to you deedee. I've already figured you out by your first post. Pay attention!

LadyPact -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/19/2010 5:59:42 PM)
Either way, thanks for removing the pic. I appreciate that. Welcome to the forums.

AquaticSub -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/19/2010 6:01:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DeeDeeElisabeth i am an engineering major aquatic. would have loved to help you, had you been a bit more welcoming... as for your questions poise... i will be happy to address them personally if you wish to message me there. hugs to all & good night. deedee I said math major not engineering - see I'm thinking complicated math theory - and you get pissy when people give you a heads up that you are violating TOS. "OH NO! HOW DARE YOU TELL ME THAT I'M IN DANGER OF HAVING MY PHOTOS REMOVED!" Yeah... I feel so terrible. I'm such a bitch... letting people know that they may get modsmacked. The world would just be a terrible place if there were more people going "Hey, Sir, do you know you aren't supposed to park there? I don't want to see you get a ticket by accident". If you think that is an attack, I can do without anything you consider to be help.

YoungBlondeSlave -> RE: FEMALE SUB LOOKING FOR MENTOR IN KANSAS (12/19/2010 6:10:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub I need some math majors, some kinksters and a whole lotta graph paper! And probably some towels. Female ejaculation has to be measured and calculated as well. [:D][:D][:D] i totally want to volunteer for this

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