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"I Am A ProDomme - 12/12/2010 4:45:50 PM

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This made me laugh out loud at several points. Please keep in mind that I have the utmost respect for REAL ProDomme who have taken time to learn their craft. This is about those CM & "online" Pros, who have never even played, yet think they can charge. (Hey, I once had a "pro" who had an ad here for eight months write me and ask advice about where to buy a flogger as she had her first client...)

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7083569/

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RE: "I Am A ProDomme - 12/12/2010 4:57:17 PM

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Beach!!!

Is this the funniest thing ever or what!

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RE: "I Am A ProDomme - 12/12/2010 5:11:58 PM

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"Can I please tell you my fuckin safe word?" ... LMAO

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RE: "I Am A ProDomme - 12/12/2010 5:13:50 PM

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OMG Too funny
Loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLMFAO
Thank You Beach

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RE: "I Am A ProDomme - 12/12/2010 5:27:07 PM

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Freaking hilarious! I loved it!

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RE: "I Am A ProDomme - 12/12/2010 10:44:34 PM

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i'm a pro vampire! Not really, i just do theatre make-up, and especially love FX stuff. Thank You for posting this it's fabulous!

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RE: "I Am A ProDomme - 12/13/2010 12:11:11 AM

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ORIGINAL: BeachMystress
This made me laugh out loud at several points.

"Do you work out of a dungeon?"

"No I work out of a drive-thru ... would you like fries with that?"

...

"Do you like watersports?"

"I like boating"

...

"But are you into scat?"

"I prefer jazz"

Classic

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RE: "I Am A ProDomme - 12/13/2010 12:19:01 AM

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Freaking hilarious, loved it. Thank you, I needed a good laugh.

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RE: "I Am A ProDomme - 12/13/2010 1:51:44 AM

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Beach! *tacklehugs*

That was PRICELESS!!

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RE: "I Am A ProDomme - 12/13/2010 3:33:10 AM

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I'm a prodomme
he's a prodomme
wouldn't you like to be a prodomme too !

T

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RE: "I Am A ProDomme - 12/13/2010 8:10:32 AM

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Termy.. you DO realize I am going to have to kick your ass now, right?

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RE: "I Am A ProDomme - 12/13/2010 12:07:38 PM

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That was hilarious. Thanks.

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RE: "I Am A ProDomme - 12/13/2010 12:35:57 PM

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Better than some of them on CM. Thanks for posting.

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RE: "I Am A ProDomme - 12/13/2010 12:43:30 PM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Termy.. you DO realize I am going to have to kick your ass now, right?

Are you a pro-domme?
Do you session naked?
Will you take three dollars?

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RE: "I Am A ProDomme - 12/13/2010 1:02:41 PM

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ORIGINAL: BeachMystress

This made me laugh out loud at several points. Please keep in mind that I have the utmost respect for REAL ProDomme who have taken time to learn their craft. This is about those CM & "online" Pros, who have never even played, yet think they can charge. (Hey, I once had a "pro" who had an ad here for eight months write me and ask advice about where to buy a flogger as she had her first client...)

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7083569/

I guess I would have sent her somewhere to get a feather duster, the idea that somebody will freaking charge for a session and present herself as a prodomme when she doesn't even have any experience or basic tools, if you charge you can't use a client as a guinea pig...

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RE: "I Am A ProDomme - 12/13/2010 1:10:59 PM

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FR:

I guess we need to have licensing requirements for ProDommes.

Firm

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RE: "I Am A ProDomme - 12/13/2010 4:22:32 PM

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FR:

I guess we need to have licensing requirements for ProDommes.

Firm

Oh I wish...

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