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You have to love British humor! - 12/21/2010 8:44:03 PM

anniezz338

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These are classified ads, actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a
Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY ! Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows
everything.

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RE: You have to love British humor! - 12/21/2010 9:25:20 PM

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LOL.....you forgot to put a "beverage warning" at the beginning of that....GOOD POST!!

now let me go clean my screen......

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RE: You have to love British humor! - 12/21/2010 9:30:45 PM

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LMAO
Nice post, Thanks Anniezz.

Happy Holidays

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RE: You have to love British humor! - 12/23/2010 2:51:42 PM

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British women "mowing the lawn":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtpAA1Jlppw

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RE: You have to love British humor! - 12/23/2010 3:03:45 PM

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I just showed it to Lizard and she is laughing about...

She thinks that I have corrupted her now...

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RE: You have to love British humor! - 12/23/2010 3:10:18 PM

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RE: You have to love British humor! - 12/23/2010 3:44:58 PM

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{{{*Best British Humour EVAR!*}}}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFrtpT1mKy8

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RE: You have to love British humor! - 12/23/2010 4:13:06 PM

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