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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 2:35:42 PM   
SorceressJ


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Status: offline 		..and seriously, little one. You aren't enough to upset us. Make us laugh our sweet, unattainable, better-than-you'll-ever-get asses off, maybe..

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 2:40:14 PM   
Lucylastic


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Status: offline 		Id be much more impressed if he preffered to learn how to breath thru his ears.
there ya go, different strokes for different folks.
A plug in fucking machine isnt selfish..
just sayin


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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 2:51:30 PM   
SorceressJ


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Status: offline 		Sorry, I'm still laughing over the OP's most impertinent post where he claimed he would push LadyP's boundaries. As IF..




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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 2:56:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		If the boy really had any experience with 'pushing buttons' <wink> he wouldn't have to worry about how long his cock was staying hard.  

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 2:59:07 PM   
mummyman321


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Status: offline 		Boys will be boys. Now where did I put that "easy button". I so want to push it about now :)

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 3:01:55 PM   
sexyred1


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

If the boy really had any experience with 'pushing buttons' <wink> he wouldn't have to worry about how long his cock was staying hard.  


LOL No doubt that will go way over his bigger head.

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 3:02:43 PM   
maybemaybenot


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Status: offline 		OP:

I read your profile.....I think I know what the problem is.
You're not suppose to put your meat in our sweet wet Clits.... aim for the slit.

If that doesn't work.. LP's advice surely will.
I do love Eric Clapton.

                    mbmbn

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 3:05:46 PM   
LadyPact


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quote:

ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot

OP:

You're not suppose to put your meat in our sweet wet Clits.... aim for the slit.

If that doesn't work.. LP's advice surely will.


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Ok, I know a lot of people like sounds, but that's just ridiculous.

I'm here all week, folks. Tip your waitress and try the veal.


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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 3:06:02 PM   
SorceressJ


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quote:

ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot

OP:

I read your profile.....I think I know what the problem is.
You're not suppose to put your meat in our sweet wet Clits.... aim for the slit.

If that doesn't work.. LP's advice surely will.
I do love Eric Clapton.

                   mbmbn


Aye, and btw.. "dominate" is a verb, not a noun. We've collectively lost track of how many times we've had to explain that..
Learn how to spell and be a gentleman, and you'll have much better luck, I should think..

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 3:10:55 PM   
tazzygirl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot

OP:

You're not suppose to put your meat in our sweet wet Clits.... aim for the slit.

If that doesn't work.. LP's advice surely will.


                   mbmbn

Ok, I know a lot of people like sounds, but that's just ridiculous.

I'm here all week, folks. Tip your waitress and try the veal.



The resident waitress is ME!

Just so you know who to tip.

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 3:14:25 PM   
Gym


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Status: offline 		Okay ladies.. How bout rewriting my profile for me as ure experience seems vast...be nice please x

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 3:21:43 PM   
kalikshama


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Status: offline 		Here's a thread on profile help: http://www.collarchat.com/m_1717756/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#1717756

Start with fixing your spelling and grammar.

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 3:22:26 PM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		Why not have the ladies that you are associated with do so?  They seem to have extra time on their hands.

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 3:23:20 PM   
tazzygirl


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Status: offline 		Why dont you ask the person who wrote the first part of your profile?

Ladies...over the years I have enjoyed great sex, love making and fucking...I have always attracted woman who like me to be in control...I have a confident strong individual who would like a strong woman to challenge me and my desires...I will be glad to show my dominate side to the submissive woman (natural skill) ...I love licking and teasing...

Whoever wrote the above didnt write the rest.

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Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 3:25:06 PM   
maybemaybenot


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Status: offline 		I'm not doing your work for you, but I will be happy to make a few suggestions:

1- write a little about yourself. Not your sexual prowess... about you.
2- write a little about what you are looking for in a submissive. Again, not the sex.
3- write a little about your general BDSM interests. Leave out the graphic details of your loverly cock and chit
4- scratch the offer to send cock pics to anyone and everyone who asks. 

In other words.. write something that will make some one say..... Hmmm he sounds interesting, I might like to get to know him.
What you have written is:  hmmmmm, he's looking for a few cheap thrills.. ** click next profile **

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 3:37:12 PM   
Gym


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Status: offline 		Okay thanks for ure suggestions...

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 3:42:00 PM   
angelikaJ


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gym

Okay ladies.. How bout rewriting my profile for me as ure experience seems vast...be nice please x


You say you're 30 years old.

You should be able to write a sentence without any text speak in it.

(Hint: notice I did not write ure. In your sentence you would have written "your".)



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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 3:51:05 PM   
SorceressJ


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Status: offline 		What jellie said. Text speak makes you sound like a child. If you would truly like to meet someone, it's the Queen's English please, luv, or at the very least that which makes you sound as though you've been to school - and remember to talk more about yourself as a nice gentleman with interests outside the bedroom, not just as the walking, talking remote control for your own penis.. listen to the ladies on this, and follow through of your own accord, and things will go better for you.

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 4:57:32 PM   
kdsusa7894


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Status: offline 		Wow, and you haven't gotten any takers with that kind of profile?? Unreal, you would think all us sluts in here would be all over you, oops honey, you are in the adult section, move along.......in case you didn't read any of the threads, it isn't all about sex, the sex is icing on the cake so to speak. And if you were that successful getting sex up till now, why post that kind of profile on here at all??
EPIC FAIL

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 5:55:53 PM   
Aynne88


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

What?  Am I the only smart ass who lived through the eighties that knows this answer?

Not saying that I recommend it, but I'll vouch for the effectiveness of the result.

(That's not a TOS violation, but it's darn close.)




Ohmygod! lol...I love you LadyP. I haven't read past this and yes indeed I know what it is. Of course I hung out in gay clubs and liked to party with my gay posse..so you know, I have privvy to insider information..which you did too I see. . Thanks for the memory jaunt ;)

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