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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 6:01:08 PM

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I read your profile.....I think I know what the problem is.
You're not suppose to put your meat in our sweet wet Clits.... aim for the slit.

If that doesn't work.. LP's advice surely will.
I do love Eric Clapton.

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Oh damn that wasn't I thought she was referring to, I was thinking of something a bit more "poppy". Although both will do it, I was thinking of something else. Now I am wondering which one LadyP. was referring to....

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 6:01:37 PM

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I did them in the gay bars but the damn things smell like dirty gym socks. No thanks kids.

As far as the op, I have to wonder if he's ever had sex with a real female, not a blow up doll. Because being pounded for hours isn't fun, it hurts.

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 6:02:48 PM

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Ahhhh thanks Des!! I thought I was going nuts here. Yep they sure did smell like that, but it was fun once and a while ;)

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 6:05:26 PM

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It just made me gulp, ..so I didnt respond:) oops I just did

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 6:08:34 PM

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Oh damn that wasn't I thought she was referring to, I was thinking of something a bit more "poppy". Although both will do it, I was thinking of something else. Now I am wondering which one LadyP. was referring to....

You were right the first time, Aynne. One of these days, we'll have to sit down and trade old stories.

Didn't say it was right, but I can't say nobody was having fun, either.

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 6:17:54 PM

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To the OP, if you are still reading this. The ladies have a good point that I didnt hit on. LOSE the fucking text speak. I won't even reply to a hot sub if she uses a bunch of text speak because I generally deduct 20 IQ points for using it whether it is justified or not. Even when I'm done fucking them, I like good conversation and if I don't think a sub can hold up her end of an intelligent conversation I don't consider her.
Women are like that even more so.
Second. As for 'endurance' , I can't stress enough. Enjoy the journey and don't think about the destination.

That isn't just about sex by the way.

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 6:24:07 PM

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ORIGINAL: maybemaybenot

OP:

I read your profile.....I think I know what the problem is.
You're not suppose to put your meat in our sweet wet Clits.... aim for the slit.

If that doesn't work.. LP's advice surely will.
I do love Eric Clapton.

mbmbn

Oh damn that wasn't I thought she was referring to, I was thinking of something a bit more "poppy". Although both will do it, I was thinking of something else. Now I am wondering which one LadyP. was referring to....

lol... I forgot about that one. You could be right too.
The other just came barrelling back into my brian. Many a night I got no sleep and very sore nether bits listening to * Clapton", those were good times... for a while.

mbmbn

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/27/2010 7:59:38 PM

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Oh damn that wasn't I thought she was referring to, I was thinking of something a bit more "poppy". Although both will do it, I was thinking of something else. Now I am wondering which one LadyP. was referring to....

You were right the first time, Aynne. One of these days, we'll have to sit down and trade old stories.

Didn't say it was right, but I can't say nobody was having fun, either.

Lady Pact you have no idea how much I would love to do just that, dinner, drinks, and old stories that will only stay between the two of us! I am making that a resolution for the New Year

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/28/2010 3:43:03 AM

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Practice to stop peeing while you pee .. and start again , and stop , and start agin .. You can also read the "multiorgasmic man" by Mantak Chia and Douglas Abrams.Great book with an excellent grin on the front page, btw :)

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/28/2010 7:20:25 AM

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What? Am I the only smart ass who lived through the eighties that knows this answer?

Not saying that I recommend it, but I'll vouch for the effectiveness of the result.

(That's not a TOS violation, but it's darn close.)

Ohmygod! lol...I love you LadyP. I haven't read past this and yes indeed I know what it is. Of course I hung out in gay clubs and liked to party with my gay posse..so you know, I have privvy to insider information..which you did too I see. . Thanks for the memory jaunt ;)

gay oysters? some fetishes even I can't get behind.....sorry....

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/28/2010 7:36:06 AM

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Practice to stop peeing while you pee .. and start again , and stop , and start agin .. You can also read the "multiorgasmic man" by Mantak Chia and Douglas Abrams.Great book with an excellent grin on the front page, btw :)

Now this holds more interest for me... multi-orgasmic men... than being pounded at for a few hours by a man who obviously knows nothing about women.

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 12/30/2010 3:04:36 PM

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Go to Vitamin World and pick up something called "Maca Root". Take 2 of those and than hope that your cock goes down before bedtime :)

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 3/18/2011 10:38:20 AM

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for me cialias works great for intercourse and 10 mgs has a good effect for 3 days and sometimes into the 4th day!
but I have been interested in doing the Big Ego Stroker thing and make a cast of my erect cock to then make a dildo from it. last I looked (ages ago) you need to be able to stay hard for a least 5 or 10 minutes, and without stimulation that doesn't happen for me except for 3 am when I wake up because I rolled over in my sleep and the 'kick stand' was down.
I have never used a cock ring and don't want to, though it might do the trick long enough to make the cast?!?!
I know I Know - just get a cock ring and try! (Butt I've been looking for the context in which to use the 'kick stand' metaphor!)

(oh yes - spelling has little to do with written communication! Lots `o studies out there!)

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 3/18/2011 10:46:55 AM

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Please don't resurrect a thread from three months ago just to use a cool metaphor...

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 3/18/2011 10:58:03 AM

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Well fuk-a-didle.
There went my mornings work.
*crawls back under bridge to work out cool metaphors for current threads*

See ya'll tomorrow.

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 3/18/2011 11:41:33 AM

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Are cool similes any better?

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 3/18/2011 12:25:32 PM

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I have tried googling this before with no success.

When is it normal timewise for men to begin having intermittent ED? I know it can be a sign of ill health, but barring stress, or a medical condition, is there an agreed upon age that an infrequent problem becomes more usual??

I'm asking for a general timeline of a(ny) man's sex life?

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 3/18/2011 3:39:03 PM

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Anyone......(Bueller, Bueller, Bueller)???

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RE: Re: keeping erect - 3/18/2011 3:40:52 PM

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*shrugs*

When yer with me you'll think we are Siamese twins connected at the genitalia.

But, maybe, that's just me.
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RE: Re: keeping erect - 3/18/2011 3:43:34 PM

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The research, published in the August 2003 issue of Annals of Internal Medicine, shows that ED is common among older men and sexual function sharply decreases after age 50.

Erectile dysfunction is the inability to attain or maintain an erection adequate for the sexual satisfaction of both partners. At one time, doctors tended to blame ED on psychological problems or, with older men, on the normal aging process. Today, urologists say physical factors underlie perhaps 90% of cases of persistent erectile dysfunction in men older than 50.

Researchers surveyed more than 31,000 health professionals, aged 53-90, about their sexual function. They asked volunteers to rate their ability in the previous three months -- without treatment -- to have and maintain an erection adequate for intercourse. Men with "poor" or "very poor" ability were considered to have erectile dysfunction.

2% reported first experiencing ED before age 40
4% reported first experiencing ED between ages 40 to 49
26% reported first experiencing ED between ages 50 to 59
40% reported first experiencing ED between ages 60 to 69

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