Tantriqu
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to the tune of John Lennon's "So This is Christmas", and for the good subbies who will laugh at it: So this is New Year's, And what I have done With another year over And a new one's just begun. Just after Easter I had so much fun With a succulent dear one, Cute, young, but too dumb. This summer, a smart one But a negative nell, Erotic but grumpy, I don't miss his odd smell. This autumn of promise Became one unkept When a western prospective Got cold feet, never met. So now we have winter, A season of frost; Perhaps a smart virgin Dreams of salad untossed, A comfortable fire, A comfortable book, A comfortable lap, And a comfortable fook. And so Happy Christmas, I hope you had fun, The new and the dear ones, The ex- and the young. A very merry Christmas, And a Happy New Year, To prospective good subbies, And my yet unknown dear. The wait is over, If you want it Waiting over, Now! ow, ow, ow. Here, boy!
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