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FukinTroll -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 2:15:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ModTwentyOne quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Not so fast there smutpeddler. We don't know what kinda girls that came off of. J. Edgar Hoover Um... 100% Mod juice! [sm=help.gif] SLURP~ In your dreams. If you would submit to the slurp test, it could be a reality! SLURP~

Aileen1968 -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 2:42:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 It's been my experience that those who shout the loudest about how great they are, usually aren't...that great. Common misconception. There are always exceptions. But I doubt the OP is one.

sirsholly -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 4:29:48 PM)
quote: I too know what it is to be unloved. Awww shucks SweetPea...i doubt there is anyone out there that can love you as much as you do. quote: The topic of this thread is how to preserve you for that special someone. Embalming fluid...cause eventually you will smother yourself by having your head so deeply up your ass.

littlewonder -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 4:55:00 PM)
LOL....so you're so very different from every other man on planet? In what way? Hate to break it to ya bud but you're special...just like everyone else...meaning, you're not different, you're not unique. To think so just makes you look like a fool and to think in such a way is what is keeping you single and lonely. Why not eat some humble pie?

VaguelyCurious -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 5:07:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BenevolentM People, this thread isn't about me. People, at least try to remain on topic. People, he's right. This thread is about preserving yourself. Two parts vinegar, one part lemon juice, once part sugar. Boil rapidly, then simmer. Don't forget to do so in a well ventilated room, and remember to sterilise the jar before you stuff yourself inside it. Job done.

Termyn8or -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 5:08:07 PM)
< Trying to remember the last time I read the word mutual. T^T

LillyBoPeep -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 5:09:04 PM)
what about the pressure canner?! is a pressure cooker safe to use otherwise??!!!

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 5:18:06 PM)
How would someone preserve themself for that special someONE? Makes me think of women who were told to "save their virginity for their ONE and only." Great, if that's your belief (value) system. After knowing a lot of game players and New Relationship Energy junkies, a man who is focued on meeting someone special - rather than chasing anyone available - can't be all that bad...one would think. However, I imagine the preserving ones self while still seeking out that ONE could get pretty problematic. This brings to mind the question, is there really only one special person for each individual? Gods, I hope not. I'd be very sad to think that I'd had my chance at love, and there was no other in my future. Makes me think of this one scene from Practical Magick... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OTs9KCHHzQ (edited because the 's' sticks on my sons computer - sssssssssooooooooooo not going to even contemplate why.)

VaguelyCurious -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 5:24:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LillyBoPeep what about the pressure canner?! is a pressure cooker safe to use otherwise??!!! No idea what a pressure canner is. When I preserve stuff I just use a heavy-bottomed saucepan, and either sterilise the jars in the oven or the microwave, and then pour the preserve and seal in while the glass is still hot. [8D]

outhere69 -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 5:31:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sofldan quote: ORIGINAL: BenevolentM Let me begin by saying that I am a straight Dominant male. I am also one of the most extraordinary individuals who have ever lived. Yet, I am without a soul mate. Few men could ever claim to be my equal. And I only drink Dos Equis stay thirsty my friends. Bartender! A six-pack for the distinguished gentleman over yonder!

sirsholly -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 5:32:27 PM)
quote: No idea what a pressure canner is http://www.pressurecooker-outlet.com/910.htm Recommended because it kills more bacteria than the oven/microwave methods...

sirsholly -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 5:34:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: outhere69 quote: ORIGINAL: sofldan quote: ORIGINAL: BenevolentM Let me begin by saying that I am a straight Dominant male. I am also one of the most extraordinary individuals who have ever lived. Yet, I am without a soul mate. Few men could ever claim to be my equal. And I only drink Dos Equis stay thirsty my friends. Bartender! A six-pack for the distinguished gentleman over yonder! [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/jeeves.gif[/image]

outhere69 -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 5:36:41 PM)
I dunno Holly. Them pressure cookers skeer me!

sirsholly -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 5:40:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: outhere69 I dunno Holly. Them pressure cookers skeer me! I agree. I have seen then blow (bad seal?) and the thought of that happening when it is filled with canning jars...UGH!!

VaguelyCurious -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 5:46:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: No idea what a pressure canner is http://www.pressurecooker-outlet.com/910.htm Recommended because it kills more bacteria than the oven/microwave methods... Thankyou for the link. Interesting concept, but in all honesty preserved stuff in my house tends not to be around for that long - it tends to get eaten pretty quickly [8D]

Termyn8or -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 6:08:06 PM)
"I agree. I have seen then blow (bad seal?) and the thought of that happening when it is filled with canning jars...UGH!! " A seal taught you to cook ? Or did a seal come flapping out of the thing when you tried to cook him ? Enquiring minds want to know. Ar Ar Ar T^T

Termyn8or -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 6:11:02 PM)
"Interesting concept, but in all honesty preserved stuff in my house tends not to be around for that long " You mean your preserves are not preserved ? You will never make it ! Doomed I say. T^T

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 6:38:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll quote: ORIGINAL: ModTwentyOne quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Not so fast there smutpeddler. We don't know what kinda girls that came off of. J. Edgar Hoover Um... 100% Mod juice! [sm=help.gif] SLURP~ In your dreams. If you would submit to the slurp test, it could be a reality! SLURP~ Is that like once ya go FukinTroll ya never go back? [;)]

Termyn8or -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 6:52:36 PM)
FR Let's just build Troll a bridge under which to live. With a big hole, and leg stirrups. He probably would have better luch than .............. Nevermind, T^T I was going to edit that typo out but I can't decide if it meant luck or lunch. Sue me.

BurntKitty -> RE: A Guide for Dominant Men: How to Preserve Yourself (3/1/2011 7:02:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: BenevolentM People, this thread isn't about me. People, at least try to remain on topic. People, he's right. This thread is about preserving yourself. Two parts vinegar, one part lemon juice, once part sugar. Boil rapidly, then simmer. Don't forget to do so in a well ventilated room, and remember to sterilise the jar before you stuff yourself inside it. Job done. How about Tupperware or ZipLoc bags? Possible one of those food sealers?

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