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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 8:00:34 AM

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What kind of grease does mistress use on her strapon? Or am I the only one?

Outta here.

I don't know about anyone else but I rather favour bacon grease.

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 8:02:14 AM

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I am trying to get to the smelt fry in Goodridge on the 16th, we raffle 40 or so full bacons, and god is that bacon good. (Its a lions deal, we do some other stuff to raise money too).

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 8:09:25 AM

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All these need are mentions of nazis and "teh clique".

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 8:37:26 AM

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I wouldn't give any of these flounces a 100. Sorry.

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 8:49:28 AM

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Someone would flounce out and LEAVE here? Say it isn't so!?!!!????!

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 8:57:38 AM

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ORIGINAL: MaxsBoy

All these need are mentions of nazis and "teh clique".

If you REALLY want to sound juvenile, you're supposed to spell it "click"

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 9:40:33 AM

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Okay, bye. Don't let the door hit you.

Oh, no, wait, sorry...

*on my knees* Please, don't go, we need you here. You are important, if you leave the board won't ever, ever be the same again. (besides your avatars are cute)

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 9:42:02 AM

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My avatars are awfully cute. Ok fine, I'll stay!

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 9:43:26 AM

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*Has to say something*

I can't rant about leaving I just came back. I can't go anywhere I still have an icecream cone,and it's making me want to lick something. I now can't leave because I don't even know fox, but I think I'm in "love".

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 9:48:01 AM

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Mine wasn't nearly as good.

I guess I just have to flounce out like a twue slave and my Master will be sending you all hate mail!

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 9:50:33 AM

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After careful and considered reflection, I have decided my gems of pure wisdom as are pearls thrown to swine. Though my superior wisdom, knowledge and abilities should be obvious to all, I am consistently treated as if my opinion was merely an opinion, and not the total and complete Magna Carta of BDSM.

I am sorely disappointed in the response I have received from the CM fora, as I expected all BDSM practitioners to be as intelligent and enlightened as my own worthy self. I shall have to bid you all adieu, knowing that none of you can possibly exist without my precious input.

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 9:51:11 AM

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Actually if you is gonna flounce out, you must then make up at least two alter egos to come in and defend whatever asinine viewpoint you expressed that got you bitch slapped, resulting in the hurt feelings and flouncing.

Bonus points if you can use a different IP address so you are less easily traceable. If you are unable to use an alt IP address and get busted for it, or decide that there was not enough sadness at your flouncing off, blame your younger sibling for hacking your account and apologize for all "the insanity that wasn't your fault".

< Message edited by LDVixen -- 4/6/2011 9:52:50 AM >

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 12:16:34 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

What kind of grease does mistress use on her strapon? Or am I the only one?

Outta here.

*spews water on the monitor*

What grease?

ETA: Bacon grease is too value for some of us. maybe the tar pits in LA?

< Message edited by ShaharThorne -- 4/6/2011 12:21:12 PM >

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 12:51:09 PM

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i cant believe noone hear takes my advice. I have special powers to let you all live more authentic lifes. No one is listening to me, like a modern Cassandra. Or maybe Echo. Why are you not hering me?

I have ben so persecuded from simply showing you all the way, it make me very down sometimes. But since I have ben given special dispensation and kno i'm truly special, i wil soldier on and continue to teach you all. Mybe if I reach just one person, the slings and arrows will have ben worth it. I am stronger than the pety meenness I see hear.

And all the doms hear are fakes.

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 1:04:33 PM

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*yet again a shower for the monitor*

And on the same thread at that...who is going to order a new 21 inch monitor now?

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 1:18:08 PM

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Yay!!!

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 1:25:38 PM

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** sniff, sniff ** I thought mine was good too.

*flounces off b/c I am just not appreciated here anymore.

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 1:36:11 PM

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*flounces off two*, becuse my specialnes is beyond compare, but I forgive you Chatte Parfaitt. I'm very mercyful.

(Pssst,...... Ch.Parfaitt I loved yours!!)

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 1:44:42 PM

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*Flounces off with hlen5...

Can't you just hear the specialness of our swish swish?

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 1:49:27 PM

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Never fails. The divas flounce off but keep returning to see if their flounce was noticed. *le sigh*

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