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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 1:52:59 PM   
ChatteParfaitt


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From: The t'aint of the Midwest -- Indiana
Status: offline 		Hey now! It was a highly superior flounce. And I donned my flamenco dancer skirt to give the correct tone of swish swish in my flounce.

It should be copied, not to mention, revered.


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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 1:53:29 PM   
hlen5


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Status: offline 		(Damn! I forgot to acquire a sock puppet account so I could read unobserved!!) At least someone is paying attention to us, as well as you all should!

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 2:13:46 PM   
ChatteParfaitt


Posts: 6562
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From: The t'aint of the Midwest -- Indiana
Status: offline 		*nods nods at Hlen5, with my nose ever so slightly pitched upward in the teensiest of superior sneers.

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 2:20:45 PM   
VideoAdminTheta


Posts: 3967
Joined: 10/24/2009
Status: offline 		You all are a bunch of jerks! This was not funny after all the hours I put in at work today. Now I come to volunteer my time and have a bunch of time wasting kinky folk messing with my head! I believed this little joke of yours until I did a little research. Jerk OP! You people are always blaming me for everything and giving me a hard time. I have nightmares about you people! The cock shots, the pussy lips, tit shots, and the TOS infractions! I am sick of it all! I am out of here!

*Coming your way soon, gold bordered letters to you all before I go.*








See you next thread and after I get a little drink to better my humor skills. Collarme jerks are like non other!

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 2:22:45 PM   
LaTigresse


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LDVixen

Never fails. The divas flounce off but keep returning to see if their flounce was noticed. *le sigh*


I do NOT flounce!!!!!!!

Okay, maybe once every 10 years or so......just for dramatic effect.


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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 2:23:02 PM   
Hillwilliam


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quote:

ORIGINAL: VideoAdminTheta

You all are a bunch of jerks! This was not funny after all the hours I put in at work today. Now I come to volunteer my time and have a bunch of time wasting kinky folk messing with my head! I believed this little joke of yours until I did a little research. Jerk OP! You people are always blaming me for everything and giving me a hard time. I have nightmares about you people! The cock shots, the pussy lips, tit shots, and the TOS infractions! I am sick of it all! I am out of here!

*Coming your way soon, gold bordered letters to you all before I go.*








See you next thread and after I get a little drink to better my humor skills. Collarme jerks are like non other!



Not JUST a flounce but moved da whole damn thread.

THETA WINS.

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 2:23:49 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Not bloody likely...... moved but not gone!

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 2:25:00 PM   
SorceressJ


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Status: offline 		A twue diva would wear taffeta to get the special swish when flouncing, although around these parts, I suppose that twue twueness requires latex or leather for that oh-so-characteristic *squeak* in locomotion.. -ponders this-

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 2:25:29 PM   
VideoAdminTheta


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I won't live this one down for a long, long time!

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 2:46:17 PM   
ChatteParfaitt


Posts: 6562
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From: The t'aint of the Midwest -- Indiana
Status: offline 		*starts passing out the taffeta

editing for a spelling error I shall have to blame on my undeserving minions

< Message edited by ChatteParfaitt -- 4/6/2011 2:57:32 PM >

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 3:44:13 PM   
LDVixen


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From: Southern CA
Status: offline 		I thought wow, the admins around here are tough folks! 

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 3:49:20 PM   
hausboy


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Joined: 9/5/2010
Status: offline 		Okay. here goes......

CollarMe is a big, worthless waste of time.  I send very special responses to all of the new people here--with beautiful cock photos and a message i wrote just for u..."hi, u fuk me 2nite, ttyl? lol" and they never respond no matter how many new profiles I create!  That just proves that Collarme is bunch of fakers, whores and posers. I've been here an entire fucking month and not a single woman has invited me into her home to be her 24/7/365 sex slave even though it's my biggest fantasy and I have elaborate desires that don't involve her....except all of the things I want her to do to me....why why why why is this so hard? why all the fakes? why can't someone give me exactly what I want immediately without any effort on my part why why why why because it certainly can't be me to blame. Why me why why why I've only been online never met a kinky person haven't read a single book but I watch tons of porn so I'm a real expert at everything. I don't want to go out and meet because I have the social skills of a soggy turnip and my body hygiene isn't so good but that doesn't explain why dommes aren't throwing themselves at me....So goodbye all you fucking douchecanoe, twatwaffles, fako fucking fuckface muthafucking fuckers FUCK FUCK why can't I get laid FUCK IT FUCK YOU FUCK COLLARME until tomorrow when my new profile will be up Fucking fucker fuckett FUCK FUCK fucking goodbye this is my last fucking post fucking for-fucking-ever!

p.s.  how's my profile mistress?

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 3:57:24 PM   
LDVixen


Posts: 131
Joined: 11/28/2010
From: Southern CA
Status: offline 		Don't any of us have lives? Seriously?

I am reduced to this. Damn it, I need a job. I hate this unemployed thing with too much time on my hands. The letters politely worded to tell me that they hired someone better than me are like one more fricking nail in the casket of self esteem. I am damn good at what I do but I can't even get an interview in this sea of so many other unemployed folks.

Reduced to heckling on a kink site to let off steam. Rock bottom can't be far behind.




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Isn't it obvious that cats are the true Dommes of the household? Mine can motivate me to do her bidding with a look.

Don't whine because you don't have what you want, be thankful you don't get what you deserve.

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 4:24:24 PM   
FukinTroll


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~mod edit for excessive asshatery~ Mod667 The Neighbor of the Beast


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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 4:40:29 PM   
BurntKitty


Posts: 3340
Joined: 9/7/2010
From: Here To Eternity.
Status: offline 		Goodbye everyone, who's naked and crawling on all fours, You're all mean bitches. Your soil reaps of evilness. But I guess in the several months I have been gone this community has gone to shyte. I am uninterested in talking to people who are only interested in being rude. My sock puppet has started a revolution against me. maybe you should pull your head out of your ass and fuck off. Please and thank you. Flabberghastly

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 6:05:43 PM   
suhlut


Posts: 622
Joined: 7/20/2007
Status: offline 		Goodbye everyone, IS THIS A GOOD ENOUGH CUT FOR ALL YOU HATERS???? I no longer feel welcome here, or that kinship I was searching for. Sad that Nobody ever see's me. Well I tried pleasing everyone and it's just waisting my time. If people don't want to see what I had to say, maybe they should consider kindness. Tired of the fact that I sit here day after day after day and nobody pays attention.. any attention to me! You don't feel creative? Are your friends changing? Maybe life is different. Maybe that's good. Maybe you need to spend a few years alone. i hope you fall off your soap box someday and bust your ass. Its terrible that nobody is nice to me. I am soooo outta here. I left highschool a long time ago i don't need to be back there. I just might die and NOT sneak back in with a new profile to see if anyone misses me.

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 6:12:15 PM   
kalikshama


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Status: offline 		Theta wins!

I tried to make runner ups but there were too many LOLz.

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 6:21:30 PM   
0ldhen


Posts: 2221
Joined: 12/27/2010
From: Henhouse in Trolltopia, Harleyville USA
Status: offline 		Hmmmpppp!!!!

The Troll will not approve my superhero costume, there are several mods, you KNOW who you are, owes me spankins I cannot seem to collect, the Fox is sharpening his teeth to bite me, Rho will not telll me and PoohBear Honeypaws how Troll babies are made, Greedy haz bailed out on our trucking company, I am out of cookies, I am suffering from gold speckled penis envy since I joined, AND.......I missed the HAWT guy on guy action between Ron and FT.....

Goodbye cruel cm.......

< Message edited by 0ldhen -- 4/6/2011 6:22:53 PM >

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 6:22:54 PM   
TheShrew


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From: The state I live in? Confusion.
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ORIGINAL: MaxsBoy
crossbreeds between hagfish and a puddle of babboon vomit
  HolyHell, that is awesome!

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RE: I hate you all, and I'm leaving! - 4/6/2011 6:35:00 PM   
thishereboi


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I got it, MB.. *grins*

(I thought the giraffe comment was pretty inspired, myself)


I didn't. I'll blame it on a lack of caffeine


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