RE: This place is lol

Join Our Community

Collarchat.com

Home Login Search

RE: This place is lol

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: This place is lol

Page: << < prev 1 2 [3] 4 5 next > >>

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:48:24 AM

ranja

Posts: 2111
Joined: 11/1/2007
Status: offline

indeed LadyPact

(in reply to LadyPact)

Profile

Post #: 41

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:48:46 AM

thishereboi

Posts: 14463
Joined: 6/19/2008
Status: offline

quote:

Nah, I'll just stick to attractive, healthy, young vanilla girls and coax them into it like I have been.

If that were true, you would not have had to come to cm looking in the first place. You would be out playing with all the girls you have turned.

_____________________________

"Sweetie, you're wasting your gum" .. Albert

This here is the boi formerly known as orfunboi

(in reply to hotlikeafox)

Profile

Post #: 42

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:49:12 AM

amaidiamond

Posts: 1793
Joined: 2/6/2006
From: Watford / London
Status: offline

Quick post:

Good hint in raising peoples interest here is to have a decent profile, I often skip blanks as a matter of course.
Of course not insulting people tends to help too because the number of Dommes that want a poor mannered male is severely limited.

(in reply to hotlikeafox)

Profile

Post #: 43

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:49:57 AM

caelestis

Posts: 195
Joined: 9/6/2008
Status: offline

This posting makes me both very sad for people my age, and also very happy that most of the people I've gotten really close to in the scene are "old" people.

_____________________________

"We are a fountain of shimmering contradictions, most of us. Beautiful in the concept, if we're lucky, but frequently tedious or regrettable as we flesh ourselves out."
— Gregory Maguire

(in reply to hotlikeafox)

Profile

Post #: 44

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:52:12 AM

hotlikeafox

Posts: 51
Joined: 4/19/2011
Status: offline

I'll be sure to check out the TNG. Thank you for that.

@ the last two girls to post. You're fat. Now get out of my thread.

edit: Why did it turn my "at" symbol into four asterisks?

(in reply to caelestis)

Profile

Post #: 45

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:54:32 AM

thishereboi

Posts: 14463
Joined: 6/19/2008
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

quote:

ORIGINAL: thishereboi

quote:

I went on to explain that most people in my area who are into this scene are old, overweight, or both and it was amazing how quickly everyone got their titties twisted.

So you went into a room, insulted a group of people and can't figure out why they were not nice to you. hmmmm here's a suggestion, grow the fuck up and learn some people skills, then come back and talk to us about how funny things are

I didn't insult them. I had no way of knowing if they were old or fat. That is, until I saw their reactions just to me calling people in my area those things. Then they didn't think 40 was old. Then I was booted, not that it mattered - it was one 40 year old lady and a bunch of guys. Not exactly what I was looking for.

I understand that you don't think you insulted them. That's why I said "grow the fuck up and learn some people skills" Then you will understand why they were insulted.

_____________________________

"Sweetie, you're wasting your gum" .. Albert

This here is the boi formerly known as orfunboi

(in reply to hotlikeafox)

Profile

Post #: 46

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:54:44 AM

tazzygirl

Posts: 37833
Joined: 10/12/2007
Status: offline

rofl

Your thread? You really dont understand what a forum is... or how it works... do you honey.

_____________________________

Telling me to take Midol wont help your butthurt.
RIP, my demon-child 5-16-11
Duchess of Dissent 1
Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

(in reply to hotlikeafox)

Profile

Post #: 47

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:57:24 AM

thishereboi

Posts: 14463
Joined: 6/19/2008
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

I'll be sure to check out the TNG. Thank you for that.
Maybe someone should warn them he's coming?

@ the last two girls to post. You're fat. Now get out of my thread.
No they are not and it's not your thread

edit: Why did it turn my "at" symbol into four asterisks?
That's the auto bs alarm, nice to see it's working

_____________________________

"Sweetie, you're wasting your gum" .. Albert

This here is the boi formerly known as orfunboi

(in reply to hotlikeafox)

Profile

Post #: 48

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 8:58:48 AM

needlesandpins

Posts: 3901
Status: offline

fr

foxy....sweetie.......when you grow up, what you will learn is that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and not everyone wants the same as you. for instance, i'm a size 14, huge i know, but with curves in all the right places. when i was in my teens and twenties i was an 8-10 but ill health and life do things we don't always have control over. you are a baby with a hell of alot to learn about how to be curtious to people you don't know. it doesn't matter how good looking YOU think you are your ugly on the inside is seeping through the outside and rotting what is there. my preference is for slim/athletic men, but i would never dream of insulting someone else just because they don't fit that.

ask yourself this; if you are so great, why are you single and whinging about the girls on here? also, what happens if you fall in love with a girl and she puts weight on? what happens if a girl falls in love with you for how you are now, but then you put weight on? geez, i guess that's your arse dumped. oh, and don't say it will never happen to you, it's stupid and naive to think like that.

you are complaining that the girls you have been in touch with are asking for cash. well here's some information for free; manners and politeness are totally free, use them with carefree abandon and people will think better of you.

needles

(in reply to ranja)

Profile

Post #: 49

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 9:00:09 AM

amaidiamond

Posts: 1793
Joined: 2/6/2006
From: Watford / London
Status: offline

Yes indeed I am -

When your only response to people answering your thread is to insult them for their looks simply because those looks do not happen to fit your asthetic ideal (Hey I get that, I'm not into scrawny chav men but I won't bash you for it, if you want to look that way its your body and your choice) then it indicates that there is something not quite right with your mental capacity.

I have to admit I never understood why trolls like you behave the way you do.

(in reply to hotlikeafox)

Profile

Post #: 50

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 9:00:12 AM

Phoenixpower

Posts: 8098
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

rofl

Your thread? You really dont understand what a forum is... or how it works... do you honey.

Yep, there is still a lot our oh so mature and oh so great looking OP has to learn

_____________________________

RIP 08-09-07

The PAST is history, the FUTURE a mystery, NOW is a gift - that's why it's called the PRESENT

www.butyoudontlooksick.com/navigation/BYDLS-TheSpoonTheory.pdf

(in reply to tazzygirl)

Profile

Post #: 51

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 9:04:51 AM

needlesandpins

Posts: 3901
Status: offline

buggering hell, i didn't realise that when i hit 40 next year i'm turning 'old'! i better make the most of life while i'm still 'young'

tell you what fox, it's goes very very very quickly between 24 and 40. you have 16 years of young before having to realise how rediculous you really appear with the rubbish you are spouting.

needles

(in reply to needlesandpins)

Profile

Post #: 52

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 9:07:48 AM

amaidiamond

Posts: 1793
Joined: 2/6/2006
From: Watford / London
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

buggering hell, i didn't realise that when i hit 40 next year i'm turning 'old'! i better make the most of life while i'm still 'young'

tell you what fox, it's goes very very very quickly between 24 and 40. you have 16 years of young before having to realise how rediculous you really appear with the rubbish you are spouting.

needles

Who is Hell and why do they get buggered? Where's the Buggering sign up sheet *looks for it..... thoughts of buggery swiftly distracting her from the OP's oh so interesting responses*

(in reply to needlesandpins)

Profile

Post #: 53

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 9:09:41 AM

hotlikeafox

Posts: 51
Joined: 4/19/2011
Status: offline

Needles, if your pictures are any indication, I don't think I'd even call you fat. Especially given your age.

Now, as far as the weight issue goes, it isn't just a "beauty" thing. It's a health issue. It's a lifestyle issue. Take care of your body. If you can't or *won't* take care of yourself, why in the hell should I waste my time on you? We're in the middle of an obesity epidemic and you people are certainly not helping things.

As a firefighter/emt I go on calls every shift, 80% of them medical calls, and do you know what I see? A lot of overweight people with medical issues that could have been avoided if they had taken care of themselves. There is no excuse to be fat. None. There is no medical condition that causes you to be fat. Slow thyroid? Work. Harder.

(in reply to needlesandpins)

Profile

Post #: 54

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 9:10:36 AM

needlesandpins

Posts: 3901
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: amaidiamond

quote:

ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

buggering hell, i didn't realise that when i hit 40 next year i'm turning 'old'! i better make the most of life while i'm still 'young'

tell you what fox, it's goes very very very quickly between 24 and 40. you have 16 years of young before having to realise how rediculous you really appear with the rubbish you are spouting.

needles

Who is Hell and why do they get buggered? Where's the Buggering sign up sheet *looks for it..... thoughts of buggery swiftly distracting her from the OP's oh so interesting responses*

hell gets buggered coz i'm the one with the strap-on. the sign up sheet is that-a-way <<<<<<<<<< lol

(in reply to amaidiamond)

Profile

Post #: 55

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 9:11:28 AM

ChatteParfaitt

Posts: 6562
Joined: 3/22/2011
From: The t'aint of the Midwest -- Indiana
Status: offline

*slips in to leave some troll bane for the OP before slipping back out*

_____________________________

(in reply to hotlikeafox)

Profile

Post #: 56

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 9:12:59 AM

hotlikeafox

Posts: 51
Joined: 4/19/2011
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

*slips in to leave some troll bane for the OP before slipping back out*

Old and overweight. At least I know that in ~5 years or so you'll likely have passed on and I won't have to deal with you anymore.

$50 says heart attack or something diabetes related. Any takers?

(in reply to ChatteParfaitt)

Profile

Post #: 57

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 9:14:25 AM

mnottertail

Posts: 60698
Joined: 11/3/2004
Status: offline

$2000 says old and overweight will happen to you in your time as well.

_____________________________

Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30

(in reply to hotlikeafox)

Profile

Post #: 58

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 9:14:44 AM

amaidiamond

Posts: 1793
Joined: 2/6/2006
From: Watford / London
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

Needles, if your pictures are any indication, I don't think I'd even call you fat. Especially given your age.

Now, as far as the weight issue goes, it isn't just a "beauty" thing. It's a health issue. It's a lifestyle issue. Take care of your body. If you can't or *won't* take care of yourself, why in the hell should I waste my time on you? We're in the middle of an obesity epidemic and you people are certainly not helping things.

As a firefighter/emt I go on calls every shift, 80% of them medical calls, and do you know what I see? A lot of overweight people with medical issues that could have been avoided if they had taken care of themselves. There is no excuse to be fat. None. There is no medical condition that causes you to be fat. Slow thyroid? Work. Harder.

Yeah those damn Lazy cancer patients that bloat from chemo and the Wheelchair bound with spinal damage and especially those terrible people with autoimmune problems that allow their drugs to make them gain weight, selfish bastards should really just let themselves suffer and get ill so they can look good in latex.

And because I know you seem to have issues, that was sarcasm.

(in reply to hotlikeafox)

Profile

Post #: 59

RE: This place is lol - 4/20/2011 9:19:10 AM

Aynne88

Posts: 3873
Joined: 8/29/2008
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: hotlikeafox

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aynne88

Sunshine but come on, he has the banging sideways photo in the mirror splattered with....toothpaste. *God please let it be at least toothpaste. .

I am posting from my phone. There's no way available to me to turn it around. And it's a mirror at the fire station where I work. I like that it's dirty. Sort of how you like having the hair of an 80's glam rocker.

Yes. Sweet. Look achieved. You know sugarshorts, kind of the reason this place is "lol" is guys like you. I humbly thank you.

Aynne...rocking the 80's.

.

_____________________________

As long as people will shed the blood of innocent creatures there can be no peace, no liberty, no harmony between people. Slaughter and justice cannot dwell together.
—Isaac Bashevis Singer, writer and Nobel laureate (1902–1991)

(in reply to hotlikeafox)

Profile

Post #: 60