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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/10/2011 12:57:39 PM

Rochsub2009

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ORIGINAL: Noosed

Do all Mistresses do this for money?

Is there anyone who is interested in just a realtionship?

Nope! There's nobody who's interested in relationships. It's all about the cash. Now pull out your wallet and start paying like the rest of us.

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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/10/2011 1:07:01 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

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ORIGINAL: Noosed

Do all Mistresses do this for money?

Is there anyone who is interested in just a realtionship?

So you got this irresistible profile, as several people have mentioned...

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Looking for dominant female anything goes.

Looking for any Mistress for mutual benefit.

Very interested in being a sex slave or toy.

Please do tell me why I would want a short, near obese sex toy of advanced age who obviously isn't interested in me at all but just wants to have his kinks on? You mean we should be delighted that you want "any Mistress" as long as she gives you sessions that would cost between $200 and $350 for free?

I guess I should put an add out that reads

"Looking for a repair man.

Looking for any repair guy for mutual benefit (your benefit would be that you get to do all the odd jobs in my house)

Very interested in somebody who can do wiring, plumbing and building"

Then I come back and complain loudly if nobody is interested or the people who approach me actually want to get paid...

The part I bolded is delightful!

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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/10/2011 1:09:54 PM

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No. There are none left. The last one was killed off in the great syth war or maybe it was on Alderon?

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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/10/2011 1:44:23 PM

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Definitely on Alderon.

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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/10/2011 2:17:20 PM

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You're right...same shit, different day.

It reminds me of this little child throwing his temper tantrum... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpSfThUv_pc ...no matter how many times we walk around the corner, they follow!

OK, this clip was the funniest thing I've seen in a while! Thanks for sharing!

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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/10/2011 2:33:12 PM

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ORIGINAL: Noosed

Do all Mistresses do this for money?

Is there anyone who is interested in just a realtionship?

I really thought all the Ladies told you quite clearly!

Yet I waited for them ... now I think I will tell you, from a sub male persective.

Alas, there are a lot of scams on CM ... and people looking for money. But it is common in the online world. Hence the warnings, all over this site, and others.

Yet there are real Ladies and real men here, too!

And they are interested in just a relationship.

You don't know me from Adam ... but I have met several who do, or have, posted on these boards before, in real life! And on real dates!

You know, real dates ... like dinner, movies, hockey games ... that sort of thing.

The key is, I try to be a gentleman, and I treat the Ladies, like I treat vanilla dates ... same thing applies.

If You need more info, check out "How to Be a Gentleman" ... it has been posted on a number of threads in the past. Or, just google it.

Good luck!

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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/10/2011 3:37:40 PM

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... as though any lifestyle dominant worth her salt would give a flying fart they're into diapers, llamas, large rubber balls and buckets of eels.

I lol'd.

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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/10/2011 3:52:34 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
So you got this irresistible profile, as several people have mentioned...

quote:

Looking for dominant female anything goes.

Looking for any Mistress for mutual benefit.

Very interested in being a sex slave or toy.

Please do tell me why I would want a short, near obese sex toy of advanced age who obviously isn't interested in me at all but just wants to have his kinks on? You mean we should be delighted that you want "any Mistress" as long as she gives you sessions that would cost between $200 and $350 for free?

Can we just merge this with the other "why can't I find someone willing to make a guy into a sex slave" thread and save ourselves the double posting?

Listen, boys, this is really simple. The kink factor doesn't change anything about this. If you weren't 'stud muffin' material in the vanilla world, you aren't one in the kinky world, either. Random fucking works here just like it does everywhere else. If that's all I'm going to do with somebody, I'm going for the hottest piece of ass that I can get. Not Playgirl centerfold material? Give it up or improve.

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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/10/2011 5:02:02 PM

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Can we just merge this with the other "why can't I find someone willing to make a guy into a sex slave" thread and save ourselves the double posting?

Listen, boys, this is really simple. The kink factor doesn't change anything about this. If you weren't 'stud muffin' material in the vanilla world, you aren't one in the kinky world, either. Random fucking works here just like it does everywhere else. If that's all I'm going to do with somebody, I'm going for the hottest piece of ass that I can get. Not Playgirl centerfold material? Give it up or improve.

Here, here. Hear, hear.

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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/10/2011 6:02:17 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze
So you got this irresistible profile, as several people have mentioned...

quote:

Looking for dominant female anything goes.

Looking for any Mistress for mutual benefit.

Very interested in being a sex slave or toy.

Please do tell me why I would want a short, near obese sex toy of advanced age who obviously isn't interested in me at all but just wants to have his kinks on? You mean we should be delighted that you want "any Mistress" as long as she gives you sessions that would cost between $200 and $350 for free?

Can we just merge this with the other "why can't I find someone willing to make a guy into a sex slave" thread and save ourselves the double posting?

Listen, boys, this is really simple. The kink factor doesn't change anything about this. If you weren't 'stud muffin' material in the vanilla world, you aren't one in the kinky world, either. Random fucking works here just like it does everywhere else. If that's all I'm going to do with somebody, I'm going for the hottest piece of ass that I can get. Not Playgirl centerfold material? Give it up or improve.

Nuff said! ROFL

And well done, Ladies!

It is sooooo true!

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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/10/2011 8:39:35 PM

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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

Anybody notice a common theme in these 'why can't I find a Mistress to do this or that to me for free' threads?

The OPs get all sorts of useful feedback on their profiles and approaches. If they actually took some of this to heart they might have a chance at being successful connecting with someone other than scammers and professionals, but days, weeks, months or years go by and absolutely nothing changes on their profile. They still have the same crappy pictures, same do-me narratives, and same kinky laundry lists as though any lifestyle dominant worth her salt would give a flying fart they're into diapers, llamas, large rubber balls and buckets of eels. I wonder what would happen if nobody responded to them when they post here? They eventually disappear into the woodwork no matter what, so maybe it would save some effort?

Hey Now......do not be knocking my Rubber Balls Now!.

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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/10/2011 9:42:31 PM

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as though any lifestyle dominant worth her salt would give a flying fart they're into diapers, llamas, large rubber balls and buckets of eels.

Hey Now......do not be knocking my Rubber Balls Now!.

Ye gods, mummy, WTF is that??!

Actually, the quote was a partial list from LP's link to the do-me animation here:

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8325689/the-meeting

The guy says, 'Do you have any skimpy outfits? How about some blue patent leather high heels? Would you dress me up as a chef and cornhole me with a rolling pin, or force me to dress like a little girl, give me a hot bath and wash my private parts? That would be SO AWESOME. Do you have a kiddie pool and a llama? Or a large rubber ball and bucket of eels? Here is a picture of my penis for you to enjoy!"...etc...

It would be hysterically funny if it weren't so dang accurate!!! I sent this link to my Pro-Domme/lifestyle friend; she told me her paying customers were HANDS DOWN more polite and respectful every single time than the clueless dumbasses who think you just post on a kinky dating site and the rest of the rules go out the window. Her submissive husband just laughed his head off over the whole situation (btw, they met from a casual encounters ad on CL, so it *is* possible to connect with quality people this way. But as we all know, the only shortcuts are Mastercard, Visa, American Express, Paypal and CASH!!)

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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/10/2011 9:56:33 PM

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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

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ORIGINAL: mummyman321

as though any lifestyle dominant worth her salt would give a flying fart they're into diapers, llamas, large rubber balls and buckets of eels.

Hey Now......do not be knocking my Rubber Balls Now!.

Ye gods, mummy, WTF is that??!

Actually, the quote was a partial list from LP's link to the do-me animation here:

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8325689/the-meeting

The guy says, 'Do you have any skimpy outfits? How about some blue patent leather high heels? Would you dress me up as a chef and cornhole me with a rolling pin, or force me to dress like a little girl, give me a hot bath and wash my private parts? That would be SO AWESOME. Do you have a kiddie pool and a llama? Or a large rubber ball and bucket of eels? Here is a picture of my penis for you to enjoy!"...etc...

It would be hysterically funny if it weren't so dang accurate!!! I sent this link to my Pro-Domme/lifestyle friend; she told me her paying customers were HANDS DOWN more polite and respectful every single time than the clueless dumbasses who think you just post on a kinky dating site and the rest of the rules go out the window. Her submissive husband just laughed his head off over the whole situation (btw, they met from a casual encounters ad on CL, so it *is* possible to connect with quality people this way. But as we all know, the only shortcuts are Mastercard, Visa, American Express, Paypal and CASH!!)

That is my new toy. Its an inflatable rubber bondage ball. And lets say is just say.......its different LOL

The clip is hillarious but so true. Unfortunately as the internet grows, so will the cluesless HNG's. The only good part is they usually do not stick around long.

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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/10/2011 11:16:50 PM

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That is my new toy. Its an inflatable rubber bondage ball. And lets say is just say.......its different LOL

My apologies mummy. No disrespect intended! Wow, I thought I'd seen most everything by now! Is it fun to roll around in? Enjoy!

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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/11/2011 3:48:04 AM

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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

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That is my new toy. Its an inflatable rubber bondage ball. And lets say is just say.......its different LOL

My apologies mummy. No disrespect intended! Wow, I thought I'd seen most everything by now! Is it fun to roll around in? Enjoy!

MistressDarkArt,
No appologies needed. That's just my normal joking around here in the forums. You have not seen everything yet. You have not met me LOL!

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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/11/2011 3:58:06 AM

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ORIGINAL: mummyman321

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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

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That is my new toy. Its an inflatable rubber bondage ball. And lets say is just say.......its different LOL

My apologies mummy. No disrespect intended! Wow, I thought I'd seen most everything by now! Is it fun to roll around in? Enjoy!

MistressDarkArt,
No appologies needed. That's just my normal joking around here in the forums. You have not seen everything yet. You have not met me LOL!

You want to try the one where only the ears are sticking out and you can actually use it like a bouncy ball and direct the poor subbie by the ears...

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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/11/2011 8:53:32 AM

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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt
The OPs get all sorts of useful feedback on their profiles and approaches. If they actually took some of this to heart they might have a chance at being successful connecting with someone other than scammers and professionals, but days, weeks, months or years go by and absolutely nothing changes on their profile. They still have the same crappy pictures, same do-me narratives, and same kinky laundry lists as though any lifestyle dominant worth her salt would give a flying fart they're into diapers, llamas, large rubber balls and buckets of eels. I wonder what would happen if nobody responded to them when they post here? They eventually disappear into the woodwork no matter what, so maybe it would save some effort?

I hear your frustration, but I disagree. First, far more people read these threads than just the OP. When I was new here, I sent short, cut and paste "hi" type messages to women, and spent a lot of time IMing with scammers. About a month in, I said to myself that I was clearly doing something wrong, and I made an unflattering analysis of myself, and changed a bunch of things I was doing, because I wanted to meet real people in real life.

Not everyone has the ability to self-start like that. I think I was objectively a troll without intending to be, and I believe there are a lot of other men in the same boat as I was. So I'm very glad that people give pointers. Even if only one man in ten pays attention, that is one more guy who now has the tools to get onto the radar of a woman who might really like him.

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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/11/2011 9:38:18 AM

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Do all Mistresses do this for money?

ok look, i'm going to give you the only really honest answer to your question, ignore all the garbage the others have written, that's just a ruse to lull you.

yes, all mistresses do this for money, that's the only reason they do it. you see, there really are no mistresses on here, all those professing to be mistresses are actually the devoted slaves of mnottertail.

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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/11/2011 9:39:24 AM

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And they just do that for laffs. Cuz I am a funny motherfucker.

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RE: Mistress for Sale - 5/11/2011 9:39:51 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze You want to try the one where only the ears are sticking out and you can actually use it like a bouncy ball and direct the poor subbie by the ears...

LC, I messed up when I ordered this item. I should have known better. I should have ordered the hood with open ear holes and a closed mouth hole. That way I could listen to everything the Domme has to say and be bounced around by my ears (I do have big ears) but not be able to complain about anything. Next time I will know to consult the forum first!

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