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DOM68005 -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 12:03:28 AM)

While I myself would prefer not to ... I know how to contact those that do that kind of thing well for BDSM charity events .... and I was the comedy "straight man" for one of their routines.

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Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ...have you ever auctioned yourself at a BDSM event in the name of a fundraiser?




NoBimbosAllowed -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 12:13:22 AM)

nope, but not for lack of being willing.

S, PBM, have you ever looked at a newspaper cartoon and thought "Jeebus, *I* could be funnier than THIS shit."




Toysinbabeland -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 12:18:19 AM)

No, because funny is too hard on a daily basis.

Tpbm:
Does something nice secretly that they don't want someone to find out.




NoBimbosAllowed -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 12:21:42 AM)

well no one asks so it HAS to be secret. [;)]

(and I was satirically funny on a daily basis, but yes, it's HARD)

S, PBM,

at some point you realized there was no way you could absolutely rationalize your dream job with your dream kink (if that kink and you were 'out' about it)




DOM68005 -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 12:39:24 AM)

I'm old school and I keep them separate.

Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... If it were legal, would you do what we do professionally?




Toysinbabeland -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 12:42:27 AM)

Snipe.
I'd be a hired gun.

Tpbm:
Is an expert in something useless




LadyPact -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 1:01:40 AM)

Depending on who you ask, I'm an 'expert' at a few things. None of which would save My ass during the Zombie Apocalypse


Soooo, PBM, what is the one skill that you have that would save you when confronting zombies?




ExquisiteStings -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 1:44:19 AM)

I'd  be carrying some sort of incendiary material and I'd probably be setting their asses on fire, either one by one or collectively depending on their number. Plus, I'd have no fear while burning 'em up; I'd just want to avoid the olfactory effects.

The Person beneath Me loves international travel..




Toysinbabeland -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 1:56:43 AM)

I hate airplanes actually...but travel is fine


Tpbm:
Wants peace and quiet and can't sleep




LadyPact -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 6:51:47 AM)

True, but if I don't get another hour, I'm going to be screwed.


Soooo, PBM, what time do you usually go to bed?




NoBimbosAllowed -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 5:30:29 PM)

When the bloody animals that live all around here FINALLY SHUT UP.

sometimes the 2 legged variety but mostly 4 leggeds and leather-winged critters.

SSSSSooooooo Person Beneath Me,

You once felt PRIVILEGED to do something that someone else refused, thinking it was 'beneath' them or their station.




DOM68005 -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 10:25:16 PM)

I cooked the hashbrowns for over 50 people at a weekend BDSM campout.

Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... what are your plans for the weekend?




NoBimbosAllowed -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 10:36:26 PM)

damn, I want me some Dom hashbrowns!

SERIOUSLY!

sadly my plans are rather banal. legal papers to be mapped out, an ex girlfriend to call just to 'check in' and make sure she is alright, attempting to refine some 'new' illustration techniques (using SCIENCE instead of Faith masquerading as anti Faith science) and choosing a shitload of clothes for charity/fire relief (which I bet wank-tankerous pseudo-atheist Aussies haven't even considered doing; it'd take time from angry birds, playstation, Nintendo and twatter - oops I meant 'twitter').

Soooo PBM,

ever give stuff for a relief effort that amounted to more than $200 of current retail value?




LadyPact -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 10:52:35 PM)

Absolutely. Both kink-wise and vanilla-wise. I haven't had as many clothes to donate these past couple of years because I end up destroying the old ones with making candles, wax, dye, etc.


Sooooo, PBM, have you ever donated a kink related item to an auction and was surprised how much the highest bid was?




NoBimbosAllowed -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 10:56:34 PM)

(SOOOO glad you're here!)

sadly no. not a lot of such events down in the antipodes, for straight (or predominantly straight) people. I wish that there were. Great question!

S, PBM<

have you ever had someone compliment (versus flatter) a part of you that you'd never think anyone would notice, much less laud?




LadyPact -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 11:07:17 PM)

Awww, that was cool. Thanks.

Yes. Believe it or not, it's related to the teaching ability. I connect with people in ways that folks outside the interaction notice.


Soooo, PBM, have you ever been to a BDSM event in another country?




NoBimbosAllowed -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 11:19:27 PM)

Yup, technically. Boring though.

So, PBM<

have you ever looked at a sunrise, seen a certain shade of hue, and realized "photographic processes have yet to achieve that"...?




LadyPact -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 11:33:37 PM)

Yes. Exceptionally ironic that you mention it because I was amazed at the sunrise just yesterday. The sun wasn't quite up yet, so it was all these shades of red mixed with the dark blue sky. The other half snapped a couple of shots, but they haven't been downloaded to the computer yet.


Soooo, PBM, what species of wildlife do you see frequently that a good number of people don't see?




NoBimbosAllowed -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 11:37:57 PM)

Echidnas!

so PBM,


What Native American Tribe is most associated with where you live?

(betcha never saw THAT question comin'!)




DOM68005 -> RE: Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ... ? (10/18/2013 11:43:32 PM)

Dakota Sioux

Sooooo, Person Beneath Me, ...have you cooked something for a large group?




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