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MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/14/2011 11:38:52 AM)

I thought I had that cap on securely before I began shaking the bottle.

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Oh, the recipe said a pinch cayenne pepper, not a full tablespoon?

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pahunkboy -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/14/2011 11:41:49 AM)

Horse Show?


Ohhhhhhhhh.  I thought you said  "whore show"


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hlen5 -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/14/2011 11:42:15 AM)

"I see you didn't get the message that the Whores and Pimps party turned into just a party".



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MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/14/2011 11:57:34 AM)

Oh, I was only supposed to take one capsule a day, not one capsule an hour?

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pahunkboy -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/14/2011 12:04:32 PM)

:-)



One- two-three- hit the send button.



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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/14/2011 6:38:12 PM)

You're vegan?

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hlen5 -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/14/2011 11:23:29 PM)

What do you mean it broke?!?!


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myotherself -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/14/2011 11:26:26 PM)

I could have sworn I put the deep heat and the lube back into the correct packages....

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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/15/2011 7:26:28 AM)

Whaddaya mean *I* forgot to pack the tent?

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MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/15/2011 8:01:37 AM)

No wonder the damn digital alarm clock didn't go off - it was set for 6:00 P.M. not 6:00 A.M.

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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/15/2011 8:41:48 PM)

You bought the wrong kind of candles!!!!

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MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/15/2011 9:56:45 PM)

After calling out the name of your ex when making love with your current squeeze....

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jewelsthepoet -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/16/2011 12:52:37 AM)

The dildo isn't microwaveable? (true story)

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(his next words were please honey, don't kill me)




BKSir -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/16/2011 1:01:48 AM)

"I swear to god, the menu developer manager guy whatever the fuck his title is... the only thing he's good at is reading cooking magazines and doesn't know jack shit about a real kitchen! The idiot probably couldn't even make a box of kraft dinner without fucking it up! Uh... what are you looking at behind me?........"

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(eta: I still have my job somehow)




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/16/2011 6:00:09 PM)

You mean I gave that speech to over 100 people with my slip showing???

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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/16/2011 6:06:54 PM)

You called last night and left a msg?  I never received a msg! (Woulda helped if my phone had been on but shhhhhhh don't tell my dad [;)])

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MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/16/2011 6:12:27 PM)

Finding an e-mail invitation to an event you really wanted to attend....in your spam mail folder AFTER the event has taken place.

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jewelsthepoet -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/16/2011 10:46:12 PM)

Starting a fight with someone who looks smaller and weaker than you only to find out they have black belts in 3 different forms of martial arts and have competed successfully in numerous international competitions.


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MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/17/2011 12:05:54 AM)

Getting up to make a speech....and realizing you left your note cards at home.

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pahunkboy -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/17/2011 7:20:29 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

You mean I gave that speech to over 100 people with my slip showing???

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LMAO.

mixed up  my ADD pill- thinking it was my sleeping pill.!!   egads


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