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MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/21/2011 2:49:28 PM)

Does the white laundry have a pinkish tinge due to the pair of hot pink panties I accidentally included with the load of whites?

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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/21/2011 5:16:41 PM)

I ran out of pasta to go with the sauce that's been simmering for the last 2 days?  And the company is here NOW?????

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MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/22/2011 10:25:41 AM)

Getting a large spot of balsamic vinagrette on a white blouse during lunch with a prospective employer.....(actually happened and still got the job)

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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/22/2011 7:31:25 PM)

Did I sleep through the day again?  And not start packing yet?  Less than 2 weeks to go.

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MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/22/2011 10:35:41 PM)

No wonder everyone was looking at my shoes as I returned to my seat from the bathroom....there was a piece of toilet paper stuck on my shoe that I was dragging along.

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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/23/2011 10:57:29 AM)

I made 2 types of jell-o shooters.  One for the adults, one for the kids.  Now how did the kids manage to get into the adult ones?

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MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/23/2011 5:52:21 PM)

Who put the carton of ice cream back in the refrigerator instead of the freezer?

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pahunkboy -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/23/2011 6:13:11 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Who put the carton of ice cream back in the refrigerator instead of the freezer?

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LOL.  


Was that your pet mouse I just sat on?


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LanceHughes -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/23/2011 6:17:43 PM)

I wanted to surprise you when you got home from visiting your Mom.  I thought you wanted the living room painted green and the dining room blue.

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Welcome home anyway, sweetie.
<Please stop crying.......>




LanceHughes -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/23/2011 6:18:54 PM)

Sorry, sorry, sorry.  I should have knocked.

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pahunkboy -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/23/2011 6:23:40 PM)

Slurpy sloppy- wet- intense blow job------------------- up to the point where I bite down.





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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/23/2011 7:50:49 PM)

I really didn't ask for specific details!   [;)]

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TheShrew -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/24/2011 3:27:29 AM)

Your Mother really thought you were still a virgin? Oops!




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/24/2011 5:17:06 AM)

Thanks mom, really, I'm crying because he dumped me NOT because you think I'm pregnant!

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t99206 -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/27/2011 5:57:19 PM)

with the gag in your mouth it is hard to tell the difference between "wrong hole" and "harder dammit".

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MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/27/2011 6:11:01 PM)

Doing seated backbend in office chair while on phone when boss walks in..... (actually happened and he thought it was funny)

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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/27/2011 6:29:55 PM)

I did a load of laundry and forgot to add the laundry soap?

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MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/28/2011 11:21:41 AM)

That was a tube of Ben Gay and not lube?

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pahunkboy -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/28/2011 11:31:56 AM)

I thought the cat liked to get dunked.


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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Oops game. Play now- FREE! (5/28/2011 12:37:03 PM)

I thought it was ok to name someone by full name and profession in an email to a total stranger?

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