RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (Full Version)

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JstAnotherSub -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 3:54:34 PM)


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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

If they're willing to show their manhood over their face they must be hideous. 


Or very flexible.


hahahahaha




rulemylife -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 3:55:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cactustree

I like mine.... and so should everyone else!

so there

cactus


I'm with you.

I like to show mine off every chance I get.

So for all you ladies out there be sure to c-mail me.

You know you want to look, don't try to deny it.








Lucylastic -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 4:06:41 PM)

RML
honey
bollocks are testicles/balls,/man sacks/saggysacks





RapierFugue -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 4:09:21 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

RML
honey
bollocks are testicles/balls,/man sacks/saggysacks


A.k.a. "Love spuds".




juliaoceania -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 4:11:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Most of the ladies like My big hard cock picture.


You have the best cock pic on cm




rulemylife -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 4:12:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

RML
honey
bollocks are testicles/balls,/man sacks/saggysacks



Dammit, I wish you furreigners would learn to talk American.




NuevaVida -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 4:14:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DomImus

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ORIGINAL: NuevaVida
This probably explains why we don't see a lot of guys complaining about all the T & A shots.  [8D]


There are plenty of scary T&A shots here on CM if someone wanted to complain about it. I think your gender based observation about complaining points back more to the nature of the genders than to either's proclivity toward visual stimulation.



I agree about the scary T&A!  And I can't actually deny your other point, as well.




RapierFugue -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 4:16:09 PM)


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ORIGINAL: rulemylife

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

RML
honey
bollocks are testicles/balls,/man sacks/saggysacks



Dammit, I wish you furreigners would learn to talk American.



Why on earth would we want to reduce ourselves to your level?

The language is referred to as "English" for a reason. Several reasons, in fact.




rulemylife -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 4:16:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

RML
honey
bollocks are testicles/balls,/man sacks/saggysacks


A.k.a. "Love spuds".


Really?

Love spuds?

I don't think I'm ever going to eat a baked potato again.




CarpeComa -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 4:18:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: rulemylife

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue
A.k.a. "Love spuds".


Really?

Love spuds?

I don't think I'm ever going to eat a baked potato again.



Potatoes need love too!




Lucylastic -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 4:20:14 PM)

Nuzzleberries here,
mm love spuds with melty cheese and bacon
now that sounds yummy, DO they have to be stabbed with a fork?
gleee giggles
RF hellooooooo:)




sexyred1 -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 4:21:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DominantNubian

Ok.....why do men decide to put a picture of their cocks as their profile picture and wonder why they get no response when they send a message (which is equally as unimpressive as the picture). Fellas, some people might like that but if I want to see a cock that looks edible, I'll get the porn out or pull..... Don't make me feel sick and overall sorry for you with what you put on show.... Whoever said it was impressive in that state was clearly lying to you or on drugs  
 



So basically, what you are complaining about, is not so much that there are cock shots sent to you, but the fact that said cocks are not all that impressive.

Given the size of the strap on in your profile, I would say that there are very few real cocks that will live up to your inflated standards.

You mention that said cock photos are unimpressive that state. I am fairly sure you are familiar with the term "grower, not a shower".

So, sometimes, what you see is not necessarily what you will get; a lesson to be learned by all the guys posting cock shots.




RapierFugue -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 4:21:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic
RF hellooooooo:)


Evening, gorgeous.

I'm off to bed in a bit, so it'll be parting as a sweet sorrow ;)




rulemylife -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 4:31:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Given the size of the strap on in your profile, I would say that there are very few real cocks that will live up to your inflated standards.

You mention that said cock photos are unimpressive that state. I am fairly sure you are familiar with the term "grower, not a shower".



Ok, now I'm starting to get disappointed.

I made a very sincere and polite offer to share my enormously impressive cock photos but so far no one has taken me up on my extraordinarily generous offer.




Lucylastic -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 4:39:03 PM)

What happens if you are hung like a stallion
but fuck like a one legged mule??
all those cock shots are gonna be useless





RapierFugue -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 4:48:28 PM)


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ORIGINAL: rulemylife

Ok, now I'm starting to get disappointed.


Imagine how much worse it is for those of us who actually have to read your posts.




SternSkipper -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 4:51:16 PM)

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Most of the ladies like My big hard cock picture.


WTF????? That was you in all those Roger Corman Movies?





rulemylife -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 4:54:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CarpeComa

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ORIGINAL: rulemylife

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue
A.k.a. "Love spuds".


Really?

Love spuds?

I don't think I'm ever going to eat a baked potato again.



Potatoes need love too!


Remember that scene from American Pie?

I did that with a baked potato once and ended up in the emergency room.

Always cool your baked potatoes with sour cream and butter.




Lucylastic -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 5:00:47 PM)

seriously???? did it burn much?
giggling here, did it heal properly?




rulemylife -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 5:01:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

What happens if you are hung like a stallion
but fuck like a one legged mule??
all those cock shots are gonna be useless



Mine hangs down to my ankles.

All you have to do is draw them in.  I don't mind one-night stands, as long as I can have one every night.

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