RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!!

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rulemylife -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 5:04:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic seriously???? did it burn much? giggling here, did it heal properly? Would I ever lie to you? Potatoes are HAWT. In more ways than one.

Lucylastic -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 5:08:02 PM)
Mrs Potato head your favorite porn star? oh gawd the visuals

rulemylife -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 5:10:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic Mrs Potato head your favorite porn star? oh gawd the visuals You don't even want to know what I did with Mrs. Potato Head when I was a kid.

LadyPact -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 5:10:31 PM)
Ever see the lips on Mrs Potato Head? Some guys kind of like that thing. ETA - And there it is!

Lucylastic -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 5:13:06 PM)
Heeeeeee Thankyou for that:) LMAO Im gonna go for plastic surgery and ask for lips like mrs PH I thought it was her hands....my bad

rulemylife -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 5:19:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact Ever see the lips on Mrs Potato Head? Some guys kind of like that thing. [image]http://forums.mathewsinc.com/images/userpix/1759_040_FP0596YeahBabyAustinPowersPosters_1.jpg[/image]

HannahLynHeather -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 6:17:09 PM)
quote: Um, you have a pic of a strap-on cock in your profile. owned!!!! [:D][:D] hannah lynn

aromanholiday -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 6:27:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rulemylife If I had any idea what bollocks meant I might show you my cock. It is pretty impressive. You can take my word for that. In fact, I'm going to go admire it in the mirror right now. Cues the Show Tune.

SternSkipper -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/16/2011 7:38:34 PM)
quote: Ok.....why do men decide to put a picture of their cocks as their profile picture and wonder why they get no response when they send a message (which is equally as unimpressive as the picture). Fellas, some people might like that but if I want to see a cock that looks edible, I'll get the porn out or pull..... Don't make me feel sick and overall sorry for you with what you put on show.... Whoever said it was impressive in that state was clearly lying to you or on drugs Anybody got any idea what this chick is talking about? [image]local://upfiles/18637/D3E3F92A1E7E4DE1BEB976FBF6405890.jpg[/image]

SexyBossyBBW -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/17/2011 12:28:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rulemylife Ok, now I'm starting to get disappointed. I made a very sincere and polite offer to share my enormously impressive cock photos but so far no one has taken me up on my extraordinarily generous offer. [sm=banghead.gif] I always miss the fun parties around here. My timing sucks. [:(] M

tazzygirl -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/17/2011 12:32:35 AM)
From fish to Mrs Potato Head... gesh!

ResidentSadist -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/17/2011 1:28:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DominantNubian .....but if I want to see a cock that looks edible, I'll get the porn out..... I see you are seeking Dominant Men in your profile. Your enthusiasm for sucking dick and watching porn only serves to enhance your appeal to them. I see you waited 3 years since you joined to make your first post. I think your choice of topics is fresh, brand new and invigorating. We have never had a whiny little 20 something Domme with a journal full of complaints about “fakers” post a thread bitching about cock shots before. For bringing this brand new issue to our attention and sharing your unique view of it . . . I thank you.

NocturnalStalker -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/17/2011 1:31:00 AM)
I hate those ones that have daily updates on the latest offensive mail they've gotten. Stop whining, cunts. Sorry, I'm tired so I'm mean now.

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/17/2011 1:35:20 AM)
Well girl, you won't see my nuts because my cock is so large it blocks out the sun, maybe you just need to be hosed down by a biggin and chase your blues away..Bounty

Phoenixpower -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/17/2011 1:38:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact If you're talking about a main profile pic, the Mods here have conveyed that dick pics as a the main shot aren't acceptable. There's a nice "report photo" option for you to use. I do this if somebody's hard on hits My "who's viewing" page. It then gets reviewed. this [:)] I also use this function and have a few days where shockingly many come along though thankfully not that often [8\|] On the other hand, however, I do value it when posters post their dick, as that way they demonstrate straight away, that we aren't compatible [:D] and land on my hidden posters list [:D]

tazzygirl -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/17/2011 1:40:28 AM)
Im just as quick to report a cunt shot too. Sorry, if I want to get that personal, its going to be personal.

ashjor911 -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/17/2011 3:18:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl Im just as quick to report a cunt shot too. Sorry, if I want to get that personal, its going to be personal. how its personal? never mind, would you send me that kink to that cunt shot.[8D]

0ldhen -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/17/2011 6:42:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cactustree I like mine.... and so should everyone else! Well.....send it to me, I'll saute it with a little butter and garlic, then I'll let you know if it can be presented in good taste.......

GreedyTop -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/17/2011 6:52:15 AM)
dont forget the dash of pepper...

ashjor911 -> RE: Most of you guys talk enough bollocks, so I don't need to see them and your cocks too!! (5/17/2011 9:56:04 AM)
sorry about this picture ..... gang Edited: i know its yuk, had to do it..... [image]local://upfiles/1072165/1E959B9F68644BAB8AEC949B472D16F0.jpg[/image]

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