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RE: Newbie looking for anal whore - 6/9/2011 1:54:54 PM

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By having gracefully accepted some gentle (and not so gentle) ribbing from the forum you've taken what many would probably believe to be a good step in the right direction. The fact that you returned at all after getting the sort of welcome that you have may also be a good indicator that you're not a bad apple - perhaps just especially exuberant.

As many others have pointed out, porn is not life. But if you play your cards right life can at times feel downright pornographic. Do a lot of reading. Do a lot of asking. Wade through the information you receive and sort the good from the bad. Before you know it you'll be well on your way toward more realistic (but also more attainable) relationship goals.

p.s. Welcome to the forums.

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RE: Newbie looking for anal whore - 6/9/2011 4:35:02 PM

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Very good update & damn good profile pic now.
Guys look uber hawt in a suit, yanno.

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RE: Newbie looking for anal whore - 6/9/2011 7:44:54 PM

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thanks people. Thats means alot. Hey by the way, is there an easy way i can access the posts that I made? instead of just ya know, looking for one lol

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RE: Newbie looking for anal whore - 6/9/2011 8:12:27 PM

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That is a much better profile and picture. I don't know if there is an easier way, but when I want to check back on a thread I've posted in, I go to my profile and click the button that says view forum posts. That brings them up. Good luck in your search.

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RE: Newbie looking for anal whore - 6/9/2011 8:13:58 PM

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is there an easy way i can access the posts that I made? instead of just ya know, looking for one lol

Yup.

View your own profile. On the second line of links above your pic, one says something like "View forum posts". It will shown the last fifty or so posts you made.

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RE: Newbie looking for anal whore - 6/9/2011 8:14:16 PM

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Find your name in the top part of any forum or thread you're looking at. Click on it to open a page that says Member Profile. From there you can check your last 50 or 100 posts. You can also check threads that you have started.

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RE: Newbie looking for anal whore - 6/10/2011 7:10:56 PM

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VERY much improved, HnR! Your updated narrative has a much better chance of attracting the person you'd like to find. I really enjoyed reading it this time, especially the part about your dog looking like a black watermelon w/legs...I have a hilarious visual of that ;-)

Now...with so much improvement, I'm sorry I have to bring this up again but you are SOOOO close to full success here. If you want people to think you're a dick post a picture of one (especially an actual dick that says 'let's chat'). You don't want women to think you're a dick, do you? Your main pic in the suit is delightful. Consider leaving it at that, especially now that you are embarking on your professional career in law enforcement.

Good luck to you! You're almost there!

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RE: Newbie looking for anal whore - 6/12/2011 3:31:15 PM

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Is it wrong that this thread makes me want to break out in song?

Ot perhaps this one?

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RE: Newbie looking for anal whore - 6/12/2011 7:12:45 PM

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*Gasp* Angelika! Que mala!
It is a bit catchy

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RE: Newbie looking for anal whore - 6/12/2011 7:15:38 PM

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Welcome to CM. My name's Bob. Can I fuck you up the ass?

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RE: Newbie looking for anal whore - 6/12/2011 7:20:30 PM

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You are my dream date, Bob!

Gotta wonder...mister anal got the SAME advice here as he did on is nwer thread. How come he's so much nicer here?

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RE: Newbie looking for anal whore - 6/12/2011 7:40:19 PM

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Welcome to CM. My name's Bob. Can I fuck you up the ass?

Charmed to meet you, Bob. Here's my ass. Have at it!

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RE: Newbie looking for anal whore - 6/12/2011 10:20:03 PM

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You are my dream date, Bob!

Hmmmmmmmmm.....well my advice is.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T9gYbrarYY

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RE: Newbie looking for anal whore - 6/12/2011 10:23:00 PM

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Charmed to meet you, Bob. Here's my ass. Have at it!

Holy Christ!! It's working! I take it all back HnR, this method is fool proof!

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RE: Newbie looking for anal whore - 6/12/2011 10:30:56 PM

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Welcome to CM. My name's Bob. Can I fuck you up the ass?

This line has never worked for me... then again I am usually asking the lady to fuck my ass, so that could have something to do with it.

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