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RE: All opinions please! - 10/12/2004 8:42:37 PM

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I got a good laugh out of your thoughts (in blue), maybe you should send those to him.

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RE: All opinions please! - 10/12/2004 8:43:46 PM

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Well I'm enjoying all the responses, compliments, and humor. While I highly suspect that he feeds off stirring the pot. He picked the Wrong Bitch to Bark at... This one bites :)

I wish there was a way to blackball the serial mass emailers such as this.. It is like SNS said.. they give men a bad name.. and while I may not embrace the whole Bitch domme mentality, I prefer to be the Caring domme like Silvertongue mentioned.. I can go from sweet, caring and loving to Bitch in .06 seconds.

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RE: All opinions please! - 10/13/2004 3:48:43 AM

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Maitresse Eden,

I would make two assumptions about this man. The first is that he has read to many John Norman "GOR" novels. And the second is that he makes an assumption that Dominant women are really fronting for "low self esteem trailer park trash." Men, write these kind of letters in the off chance that they will find a submissive that does have low self-esteem and be woo'd by his "seeming" self assurance. The sad truth is that the community is filled with survivors of abuse with very low self esteem and they are generally easy prey for men like this.

I had to laugh when he wrote that he saw some "hurt little girl in you." How sad that men so very often are not able to tell the look of intense desire, passion, tenderness or love in a woman's eyes. The assumption is, of course, that if one is showing expression it must be hurt because the rest of the emotional pallet is suppose to be sucked up and taken "like a man."

What a goof this guy is. I hope you sent him to Dr. Phil.

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RE: All opinions please! - 10/13/2004 10:31:31 AM

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ok, that you'd not let date your lawnmower

unless, of course, the person who mows your lawn happens to piss you off

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RE: All opinions please! - 10/13/2004 12:14:06 PM

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I have an extremely attractive nephew..well in fact all the men in my family are tasty.. good genes....but D is in fact incredibly attractive.. well over six feet tall.. dark black hair..like a crows wing... fair skinned that tans to that perfect shade of tan... with the bluest eyes.. and eyelashes about ooooooohhhh to die for... never had a pimple.. killer smile.. swimmer build.. wide shoulder narrow hipped.. and the boy never met a mirror he didnt like.. or a camera that didnt love his square jawed high cheekboned face.. he is as a nephew ok.. we love him.. his brothers and he are close.. I say that to prove he is not a complete asshole.. In his 20's he went through a period were he picked up women like this..

"Want a drink"...says D

"sure" says the women

blah blah blah..no more than five minutes

" wanna fuck " says D

his reasoning.. 19 women are going to say no but one will say yes.. his self esteem never suffered a dint by a rejection...

thank god he has since grown up into a semi normal human being...has a house a long term girlfriend.. and a steady job.. and he is still drop dead good looking.. thankfully his girlfriend only allows one mirror in the house.

I would say silver and strong have it right..he is playing the odds.. funny Ive never gotten and email from him.. must be too close to home..winks...

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RE: All opinions please! - 10/13/2004 1:16:51 PM

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I replied simply saying, "Thanks for the laugh"

Oh that is a great "non-response" type response. I love it. Just to let you know I'll be borrowing it in the future!

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RE: All opinions please! - 10/13/2004 6:28:56 PM

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Number One - THANK YOU for the laugh!

Number Two - as a dominant - I was ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLING with laughter OMG that is PURE comedy!

Number Three - as a submissive - I was HOWLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG with belly laughs and crying because my sides were hurting so fucking damn bad!! I barely was able to get through it a second time to read this to Ray, who also starting howling in laughter. He pointed out between giggles and guffaws that at LEAST the twit didn't say he was a Dominate. Which of course had me collapsed again in a spasm of a laughter fit.

Number Four - I think this ought to be used as a skit, the entire exchange, having one being the blustering fool with a puffed shirt bellowing out his assertations, with a elegant lady reading her replies back.

OMG I don't know when something tickled me as much as this did - oh wait, yes I do, the Squirrel Attack comedy piece I posted on the humor boards did the same thing. Seriously, this ought to be moved to the Humor Board so everyone can have a good hard laugh.

LOL

Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu for sharing! Pure comedy at it's finest! *chortle*

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RE: All opinions please! - 10/13/2004 7:32:11 PM

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I'm curious...did he respond to either of your responses?

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RE: All opinions please! - 10/13/2004 7:36:26 PM

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ORIGINAL: DiamondDiva

I'm curious...did he respond to either of your responses?

Nope and I even went so far as to send him the link to this thread too.. he did however read the emails. Some Master he is.. Demands Replies and respect but doesn't give I. I agree with shaded Diva in that this would make an awesome skit. I need to brush up on my "dripping sarcasm" voice anyway!

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RE: All opinions please! - 10/13/2004 8:22:19 PM

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I am listed as a switch so i am not sure which way i am gonna go. BUT this guy is an ass and I think he replied to you like he did because he is threatened by you... So even though I feel that no-one sex is superior I do think he was out of line. I did not read your profile but if he begs properly you should lay into him with a whip for awhile and give him what he Obviously needs. OF course only if he consents (in case a moderator is viewing) and is an adult of legal age???

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RE: All opinions please! - 10/14/2004 1:48:50 AM

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ORIGINAL: MaitresseEden

Being The Master that I am and that I have been for more than 20+ years in this lifestyle I do believe that inside the body of every so called Dominant Woman is a Submissive Slut & Wannabe Slave just SCREAMING to get out to be properly Trained in order to Learn how to Serve & Please a Superior Dominant Male Master.

Looking @ Your Pictures, I Believe YOU are SCREAMING More Loudly than any other I have ever written before.

I can laugh at all of it except the above quoted. I get the emails from the Doms at times, but nothing this detailed and insulting. I like your pictures, Eden, and you don't look like you are screaming for a Master to Me!

Well, W/we know now that at least one other Domme on this site has received the exact same letter. So at least he has to come up with a new one now!

Now what do I do with the stupidity of the one who wrote to Me as a sub several months ago and was critical of My profile? Well, he just wrote again about something else, (insulting, of course!) but now I see he is a Dom! Didn't even have the sense to change his screen identity name. ROFLMAO... BLOCK>>>BLOCK>>>BLOCK>>>

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RE: All opinions please! - 10/14/2004 5:07:58 AM

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What bothers me the most about his letter is 1) that he obviously didn't read (or comprehend) your profile, and 2) he thinks he can change you. (even in the vanilla world he should be intelligent enough to know you can't change people)

i am a submissive. If i got a letter from another sub telling me i should be Domme, i would be pissed.
i have learned just not to reply anymore, or i get slammed back, and i feel like dealing with that either.

What i Do look for in a response is whether they actually read my profile, or just looked at my picture. if they make reference to things i have said, like a request for a photo. MY picture is out there for all the world to see, and some write extensive letters about "i like what you said..." and never bother with attaching a photo (and there isn't one on there profile) so why would beleive they actually read it, or comprehended it

Typically i find Dominant men are more intellegent, however, in these cases i hve to wonder.

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RE: All opinions please! - 10/14/2004 12:29:41 PM

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The so-called @#$% Master of Nothing resurfaced today and sent me two new emails.

Of course in the spirit of enlightenment I have responded here.

Email # 1 Read:

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I'm just being curious WITCH. Do you have something to do with my in-ability to be able to save people to my favorites that that I wish to contact & also not being able to contact the people at the support center here in Collarme.com do get some help on this matter?

It seems that everytime I try to write to someone, I never get a response now, and I was getting about 10 a day before you posted that message in that forum.

You want me to apologise to you for sending you the message that I sent to you?

Fine, I'll turn PUSSY just for you & I'll apologise.

I'm sorry, ok?

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quote:

The Re-read & Edited message:

I'm just being curious Maitresse Eden. Do you have something to do with my in-ability to be able to save people to my favorites list that I wish to contact & also for not being able to contact the people at the support center here in Collarme.com to get some help on this matter?

It seems that everytime I try to write to someone, I never get a response now, and I was getting about 10 a day before you posted that message in that forum.

You want me to apologise to you for sending you the message that I sent to you?

Fine, I'll turn PUSSY just for you & I'll apologise.

I'm sorry, ok?

Master________

Of course.. I couldn't let this daytime drama go without response.. So here goes..

Dear Master of Nothing,

First off, I am delighted to see that you have learned the value of editing and proofreading your messages for grammatical purposes; next we shall work on the lesson of "Content Mastery". Being a Master of Nothing I ad sure this will be a tough challenge for you, but the discipline will do you good. While I am told I can be quite "bewitching” It is nice to see that you have learned when and were to use honorific titles, however for future reference I prefer "Most sublime Goddess".

You asked:

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Do you have something to do with my in-ability to be able to save people to my favorites list that I wish to contact & also for not being able to contact the people at the support center here in Collarme.com to get some help on this matter?

I am flattered that you think I have such power, Of course you realize that means that your initial assumption of me being "Lost & Confused Little Submissive SLUT Looking for her Guide THROUGH & her Place IN Life” Is invalid. If you think I have that kind of power, surely I would not be in need of a guide, nor would I be lost.

Furthermore, you state:

quote:

It seems that every time I try to write to someone, I never get a response now, and I was getting about 10 a day before you posted that message in that forum.

Again, more flattery in that you seek out my advice. I’d be happy to don my "Dear Abby" hat and answer the reason why. "When you throw a stone from inside of a glass house, your going to break a window!" but do not despair P.T. Barnum said it best, "There is a sucker born every minute" surely one day you will find someone who finds your charming Soliloquy irritable… err.. I mean irresistible.

Lastly you wrote:

quote:

You want me to apologise to you for sending you the message that I sent to you?

Fine, I'll turn PUSSY just for you & I'll apologise.

I'm sorry, ok?

I must commend you on your ability to compose such a heartfelt and sincere apology. (However you misspelled the word “APOLIGIZE”, Shame on you I thought you said you edited it) It is nice to see that you can be obedient to some of the simpler of the social graces. As for turning "pussy" however I would not insult the feline species, nor the female shrine in such a manner, as it is extremely offensive to those who worship and adore it, and them.

Unfortunately as much as I would like to accept your apology I am unable to until I know exactly what it is you are sorry for? I'm not arrogant enough to suggest you apologize for be male, because compared to the wonderful males I know I am reluctant to place you besides them in their high caliber, and most would not see you as being man enough to include you into their ranks, as you appear to be lacking in testes to come out publicly and defend your actions. Perhaps you wish to apologize for disgracing the beauty of male submission, or for infringing upon the rights of people to be individuals. If that is your case I accept.

Warmest Regards,
Most Sublime Goddess Maitresse Eden
<tongue firmly planted in cheek>

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RE: All opinions please! - 10/14/2004 2:36:01 PM

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Holy Christ on a pogo stick.

If I weren't already in a realtionship, I'd be groveling at your feet right now.

Huzzah!

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RE: All opinions please! - 10/14/2004 3:25:27 PM

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Brava!

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RE: All opinions please! - 10/14/2004 3:30:47 PM

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Holy Christ on a pogo stick.

If I weren't already in a realtionship, I'd be groveling at your feet right now.

Huzzah!

You my dear... would never need to grovel. :) Love the "Pogo stick expletive" I'll have to remember that one!

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RE: All opinions please! - 10/15/2004 6:42:36 AM

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Mistress Eden,
i think i would just let this one go. Not everyone who becomes a member of our elite Website is wired properly. This guy is obvioulsy one of those persons, but worse yet, he got to You. i can read the frustration and anger in Your post, but it will not do any good, other than perhaps to warn others about this jerk and his inability to recogonize a dominant from a submmissive, to become so upset by it as You obviously are.
There ARE quality guys out there (or women, if You are so inclined), so why waste time on this kind of trivial piece of garbage, who doesn't seem to know one end of the proverbial horse from the other?
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RE: All opinions please! - 10/15/2004 7:03:13 AM

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Mistress Eden,
I have more then enjoyed Myself reading all the post here, espectually Your's back to this wanna-be man. My poor boy almost wet himself when I read the original letter to him. Unfortunitly We run across these so called Doms that believe there is no such thing as a female dominant. I have been told by many to My face I am in denial. I just smirk and say "ok that's your fantasy, go with it" and walk away. The funny thing is I have had several come back to Me months later asking Me if I would flog them, lmao. (now who is in denial).
Sitting waiting for the worm's next response to You,
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RE: All opinions please! - 10/15/2004 7:45:58 AM

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i think i would just let this one go. ..This guy is obvioulsy one of those persons, but worse yet, he got to You. i can read the frustration and anger in Your post, but it will not do any good, other than perhaps to warn others about this jerk

philip

initially he got my dander up, but now he is merely entertainment. While I agree that others should be warned of jerks, and still others should learn value in seeing what no to do. There is no anger, apathy yes, offense yes. .. but I assure you there is a big smile on my face that comes from knowing that he invalidated his own point dear.
I am totally aware of the high quality of men out there.. and by drawing attention to those of low quality I seek to illuminate those who are the brillant exceptions so that they are embraced lovingly. One should NEVER underestimate the value of a satire as a learning tool.

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I have more then enjoyed Myself reading all the post here, espectually Your's back to this wanna-be man. My poor boy almost wet himself when I read the original letter to him. Unfortunitly We run across these so called Doms that believe there is no such thing as a female dominant. I have been told by many to My face I am in denial. I just smirk and say "ok that's your fantasy, go with it" and walk away. The funny thing is I have had several come back to Me months later asking Me if I would flog them, lmao. (now who is in denial).
Sitting waiting for the worm's next response to You,
Mistress Terri

Thank you! Trust me when I say I am enjoying knocking the perverbial chip of his shoulder. As for your dear boys bladder control issues. I do hope you won't punish him for his incontinence, as Several others have found it to be difficult to contol under these circumstances. Fortunately, That has lead to some fun "golden" opportunities. As for the creatures next response. I doubt it will come, as I did not feel it warrented a private response, and he apparently is not willing to risk his precious gonads to publically out himself.

Ms. Eden. ( she who is rarely tongue tied).. lol.. here are some great quotes on that note:

By a sweet tongue and kindness, you can drag an elephant with a hair.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue

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RE: All opinions please! - 10/15/2004 11:19:52 AM

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Mistress Eden,
I didn't punish My boy, after all I was almost in the same state after reading everything. As far as the worm making a public appearance oh I doubt that would happen. His obvious intemidation of the female gender will keep him at bay. The funny thing is if I have guessed correctly by looking at the profiles and his email to you I know this worm in real life and he is the same in person. But most keep him around for a good laugh and thus far no one has ever seen him with anyone, gee I wonder why.

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