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LaTigresse -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 6:49:52 PM)

My mother was a woman before her time! From what I could tell, a guy didn't even have to bring any beer.




RedMagic1 -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 6:51:20 PM)

There is a Russian word: secretute. A secretary and a prostitute. In a certain Russian social class, everyone meets the mistress, except maybe the wife. She is part of the social circle.




tj444 -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 6:53:08 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse
I know that the bar in the town to the west of me has a bartender, married to the town drunk, that is well known for accomodating anyone that is interested. She is not a rarity.


ewwwwww [:'(]




PeonForHer -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 6:56:23 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Based upon the behaviour of many of the women I see in the bars on the odd occasion I go........maybe there is less of a need for prostitutes now. They tend to dress like prostitutes. It seems like the guys can usually get it for free.



Wow. Bristol, UK, is beginning to feel very rustic to me.

Well, I'll be candid: I saw a prostitute, just once, in Amsterdam. I thought I ought to give it a whirl if only so that I could one day have a story to tell my nieces and nephews. Dismal, depressing experience. She gave me a lecture about how I shouldn't be so keen to 'perform'. Well, I was only a callow youth at the time.

Yes, I was single.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 6:57:56 PM)

So, a domly prostitute? ;)




tj444 -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 7:05:46 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
Well, I'll be candid: I saw a prostitute, just once, in Amsterdam. I thought I ought to give it a whirl if only so that I could one day have a story to tell my nieces and nephews. Dismal, depressing experience. She gave me a lecture about how I shouldn't be so keen to 'perform'. Well, I was only a callow youth at the time.



What? She didnt go gaga over your abs??? [8|]




PeonForHer -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 7:07:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

So, a domly prostitute? ;)


God, no. She only offered BJ or straight bonk, me on top. I went for the BJ, thinking I'd not 'rise to the occasion' for the bonk. As it turned out, the old trouser-rocket wasn't interested in firing for the BJ, either. She told me off for 'not concentrating'.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 7:09:51 PM)

And no refunds, either!




PeonForHer -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 7:11:24 PM)


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ORIGINAL: tj444
What? She didnt go gaga over your abs??? [8|]


No - nor my ass. Or even my voice! Astonishing, really. She was probably a robot, that's all I can think of.




PeonForHer -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 7:12:36 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

And no refunds, either!


Well, I found out what I needed to know. We had a good discussion - she taught me a few things that only a woman who's bedded a lot of men could know. I left feeling quite grateful.




tj444 -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 7:16:18 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
Well, I found out what I needed to know. We had a good discussion - she taught me a few things that only a woman who's bedded a lot of men could know. I left feeling quite grateful.


Such as? spill!!!




LaTigresse -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 7:21:05 PM)

Inquiring minds wanna know!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 7:21:12 PM)

Yes, Darling, inquiring minds!




ILustAfterPeon -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 7:21:51 PM)

Other bits would like to know as well. [;)]




tj444 -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 7:23:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Yes, Darling, inquiring minds!

Well, come on, he drops a bomb like that.... cant help but get curious. [8D]




PeonForHer -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 7:26:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: tj444
Such as? spill!!!


Heh. As if. Well, for one thing, she made it clear that women weren't as fragile as I thought they were. I was never a podgy guy, but I was always edgy that I'd crush a woman, somehow.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 7:28:02 PM)

Hah! I could squash you like a bug!




sexyred1 -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 7:42:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Arpig

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So why the weird personal attack on me?
Did you overlook the quote of yours that prompted my long factual dissertation? You claimed that you knew for a fact that none of your amazing male friends ever went to a whore. I just pointed out the statistical near impossibility of that being true. So, like I said, either you were lying, or a good number of them were lying to you.

Which is it?

You see, I've worked with some sex trade advocacy groups, so I happen to know for a fact that those photo buffs and the guys at the cooking class are the guys who hire prostitutes. They are the ones looking for a blowjob in a car.

The guys in the strip club and the johns cruising for a little fuck and suck in the back seat ARE everyday guys, they aren't low lifes, they ARE your fathers, husbands, sons, and brothers. Out of every 100 men, 70 have probably hired a prostitute at one time or another.

Everybody, count the men in your extended family and do the math. The fact of the matter is that most of the men you know have used a prostitute, and many of them do so regularly. Do what I've done, talk to a prostitute or an ex-prostitute, we have two right here on this thread, and they will tell you that most of their clients are assholes of the highest degree. Take it from there...most of the guys you know use hookers, and most of them mistreat those hookers.

You may not want to believe it of the men in your life, but its true none the less.




I am not sure where this thread turned into one woman's declaration of why she hates men into some political nonsense about men seeing prostitutes.

I did not think Aynne was putting down anyone; if Hannah was allowed to express her hatred for men, then why is Aynne's or anyone else's comments about how they like men wrong?

I, too, am confused, Arpig, over what point you are trying to make. What, do all men, good and bad, use hookers? Is that the point?







angelikaJ -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 7:43:29 PM)

Not-so-slight hijack... since this thread wasn't really about prostitution per se, I began another thread so that Mods might not have to clean up this one or do a whole lot of reminding:

(I hope no one minds.)
http://www.collarchat.com/m_3723080/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#3723080




tj444 -> RE: guys suck, but i'm not a man-hating dyke (6/14/2011 7:47:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


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ORIGINAL: tj444
Such as? spill!!!


Heh. As if. Well, for one thing, she made it clear that women weren't as fragile as I thought they were. I was never a podgy guy, but I was always edgy that I'd crush a woman, somehow.


Ok, not nearly as sensational as I expected/hoped.

Well, too bad you had performance anxiety, I get that too. Maybe she just wasnt all that good at giving bjs.




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