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ResidentSadist -> RE: CM Word of the Day (8/25/2011 9:13:57 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
pooking (pük'ĭng)
a. (v.) The uncontrollable event of having to both sit on the loo and use a bucket at the same time.
Brings back memories of the aftermath of a bad lobster. [:'(]
I had flown an important subcontractor in from Vancouver. I lent him a car (mine) and took him out for an impressive Florida seafood dinner, including lobster which he ate for the first time. It seems he was allergic or something because he puked ALL over my car. It was a mess. - Thanks for reminding me of that . . . ack
And with those wonderful thoughts fresh in my mind, I give you these food related words:
choconiverous (chô'kə-nĭv'ər-əs)
a. (adj.) The tendency when eating a chocolate Easter bunny to bite off the head first.
frankfluid (frănk-flü'ĭd)
a. (n.) The liquid at the bottom of hot dog packages.
lactomangulation (lak'tō-man'gū-lay'shən)
a. (n.) Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the "illegal" side.
b. (n.) lak'tō-man'gū-lay'shən. When one accidently forces open the wrong side of a milk container not realizing the fact.
lubricakes (lü'brĭ-kāks)
a. (n.) The cookies, cakes and brownies one brings in to butter up their boss.
mozzalastics (mŏt'sə-lăs'tĭks)
a. (n.) Large deposits of cheese that stick to the top of the pizza box.
petrifood (pĕt'rə-füd)
a. (n.) Those rock-hard pieces of food you find behind the couch months after your kids threw them there.
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