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HannahLynHeather -> RE: CM Word of the Day (6/15/2011 9:57:01 AM)
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these are fucking great! this thread shows just how fucking brilliant we really are. but (there's always got to be a but, it's on page 3 of the guide to anal pleasure), its difficult to know when using a given word would be appropriate, so i thought it might be handy to collect them every so often and provide definitions.
all definition's taken from mcrae's new english dictionary (cm edition)
jackassedness: the degree of stupidity and inappropriateness of a person or statement. how much of a jackass the person appears to be based on their actions or words.
voifuckingla: an expletive used when something that should have been difficult or time consuming has been accomplished with little or no effort.
becunted: having a cunt.
hannerliness: the degree to which something is brilliant, insightful, witty, and invariably correct (what? it's about being like me, you really didn't expect me to give an honest definition did you?) ok, ok, the real definition:
1) those qualities, good and bad, that make me, me.
2) the degree to which something or somebody resembles me or reminds one of me.
bombdiggity: used to describe something when it is really fucking top notch.
behindular: somebody or something that makes you wish they'd just pull up their fucking pants.
douchecanoe: a total douche, a douche who's douchiness is vast enough to accommodate two paddlers and a passenger as well as the fishing tackle, a lunch box, and a cooler of beer. and still have room enough for 3 or 4 speckled trout. (mmmmm fresh caught speckled trout over a campfire, mmmm drool).
twatwaffle: what we women get when we combine a sadist and a waffle iron.
(no, actually somebody both moronic and silly, rendering the observer both greatly annoyed and greatly amused simultaneously, which is an annoying and amusing experience in and of itself. it's this circular nature of the experience that renders a twatwaffle so undesirable, one can very easily be caught in an endless loop of annoyed amusement).
fiddlefuck: two meanings for this one.
1) a very complicated and difficult manner of fucking that involves a lot of scrapping and sawing and very loud unpleasant screeching and mewling sounds.
2) used to express a desire to appear disappointed when one really isn't.
hope you find this helpful.
hannah lynn
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