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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 7:35:09 AM

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All right, Sparky (doing my best to channel Hannah Lynn as requested)
I don't know if anybody told you this, but women have fucking PUSSIES.... PUSSIES are POWER. You sit around crying wah wah wah, wanting some woman to come tickle your hairy prostate, and between the fucking snot and the fucking gimme syndrome, there is not one thing attractive to look at.

Christ on a cross, even a 20 something like you ought to know by now that all a woman has to do if she wants a fucking piece of meat is go out her fucking front door. Hell, she doesn't even need to do that. Do you know how many fucking witless men bring fucking packages to a woman's door? And I'm not talking JUST of the fucking FED Ex variety either! (by the way, have you noticed the arrow in the Fed Ex logo?)

You want a woman, sparky? Work for it. You want the pussy, show her you're worth giving it up to. Cause that stuff is gold, pure,fucking, unadulterated, glistening GOLD. And you? Right now all you sound like is some dude who wants a fucking pickle tickle. Let's not denigrate pickles, sparky.

Now Heather, come give me a fucking shoulder massage!

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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 7:44:09 AM

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ORIGINAL: LonDom61

Also you've got at least three typos/spelling mistakes. Dommes may or may not care about that. But it borders on a fetish for me. Just sayin'. Heck, just look for red wavy lines.

I found 12 and didn't even count that i / Your thing.

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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 8:13:35 AM

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ORIGINAL: yourslut1988

i have messaged quite a few Doms and it seems like everyone reads the message but none answer me. Not only that the usually dont even look at my profile. Is it because of my age? Please help me.

All but 90 percent of those you write are skeered and bitch out and most of those left think you suck and would like you better if you licked instead. So, focus on what a Dom women wants if you want to be wanted. Now, I have no clue but might guess it is less penis focus up front and more a confident and earnest and adoring look in your eyes and smile. So, stand in front of a mirror and work on that, take the pictures of your eyes at least and maybe a shoulders up picture in a pose like you see in those romance novels in the drug stores. Let us know...and don't be skeered.

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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 8:21:10 AM

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I don't know if anybody told you this, but women have fucking PUSSIES.... PUSSIES are POWER.

Oh for sure, especially when I am fisting her bound body and ordering her to work it and show me how she likes it...yep, I can feel the power flowing from her pussy as she begs me to continue...good point.

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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 9:03:22 AM

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Sunniest, you ROCK!

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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 9:27:53 AM

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ORIGINAL: Arturas

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I don't know if anybody told you this, but women have fucking PUSSIES.... PUSSIES are POWER.

Oh for sure, especially when I am fisting her bound body and ordering her to work it and show me how she likes it...yep, I can feel the power flowing from her pussy as she begs me to continue...good point.

Arturas

Damn straight. You're doing EXACTLY what that bitch wants you to do. Don't pretend it isn't true. You stepped out of her life, she'd have a slew of horndogs following her tight ass all over fucking town. You just aren't that special. Yes, you can quote me.

You remind me of an olllllllllllllllld joke. What do you call that dangly bit of skin at the end of a penis? A man. Now shut the fuck up and go give that girl what she wants.

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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 9:35:41 AM

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ORIGINAL: Arturas

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I don't know if anybody told you this, but women have fucking PUSSIES.... PUSSIES are POWER.

Oh for sure, especially when I am fisting her bound body and ordering her to work it and show me how she likes it...yep, I can feel the power flowing from her pussy as she begs me to continue...good point.

Arturas

And she's not free to leave you anytime, and of course they are cuing up everywhere because they want your fist? Shit, you must have a tiny todger!

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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 9:45:32 AM

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OP, while I appreciate a nice chest, I also need to see the face. The face is what I'm attracted to first. Although, I must say, if you ever develop moobs, do NOT post a pic of them on your profile.

Truth in advertising is one thing, but that's just going too far.

Besides, people might think you're posting as the female half of a couple, and that will make them wonder who is really running the relationship, you or her.

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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 9:57:49 AM

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My best advice- Do not be this guy!

Yourslut1988,
Did you watch the video clip that WyldHrt linked to? If so, I think you'll see yourself in that video.

In the very first sentence of your profile, you refer to the ladies as "Mistress" twice. They are not your mistress. They're women that you're reaching out to in order to get to know them. Treat them as such.

Pretend like this isn't a kink site. Act like it's a bar or nightclub. Or better yet, act like it's the halls of the high school that you attended. Would you walk up to a woman that you were interested in and say "Hello Mistress, I want to be your slave Mistress. I want you to do kinky things to me Mistress. Treat me like your slut, Mistress"? What would happen if you did that? First, you'd probably get slapped. After that, she'd run and tell all of her girlfriends, and they'd all laugh at you.

That's basically what's happening here. So pretend like you're back in high school, and the dominant women on here are that cheerleader that you had a crush on. Approach them the same way that you would have approached the cheerleader. If you would have wanted the cheerleader to think you were cool, then do the same thing here. If you would have wanted her to think you were confident, then do the same thing here. If you would have wanted her to appreciate your sense of humor, then do the same thing here.

Just like with the high school cheerleader, there is a long line of guys waiting to date the dominant women on here. So you have to separate yourself from the pack. Being the quarterback of the football team doesn't work anymore. So try that cool, confident, witty approach that I mentioned. It's less likely to get you slapped........or laughed at.

Good luck in your search.

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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 10:06:42 AM

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
All right, Sparky (doing my best to channel Hannah Lynn as requested)

No I think Hannah's response would have been more like this:

"What the fuck, you fucking fucktard??!!! Are you fucking insane? Don't answer that because I already know the fucking answer. Jesus fucking christ!

Get your fucking hand off of your dick and think for a goddamned minute. Do you think a fucking woman wants to deal with the fucking bullshit that you're offering? Get a fucking clue!

Now stop whining, and go grow a fucking pair. You fucking pussy!"

How was that? Did I nail it, Heather?

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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 10:14:02 AM

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Let's throw in a "Christ in a sidecar!" for good measure.

EDIT: Can't you just see him? Knees pulled up, robes flapping in the breeze, his beard parted in the middle streaming back on side of his face...goggles...

I might just titter...I might

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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 10:22:25 AM

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Although, I must say, if you ever develop moobs, do NOT post a pic of them on your profile.

Can I nominate this for SQOTD just so people will see it on the scroll more often and take the hint?

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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 10:27:11 AM

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ORIGINAL: Arturas

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I don't know if anybody told you this, but women have fucking PUSSIES.... PUSSIES are POWER.

Oh for sure, especially when I am fisting her bound body and ordering her to work it and show me how she likes it...yep, I can feel the power flowing from her pussy as she begs me to continue...good point.

Arturas

And she's not free to leave you anytime, and of course they are cuing up everywhere because they want your fist? Shit, you must have a tiny todger!

"And she's not free to leave you anytime?".
Of course she is, why would you say such a thing? She begs to be bound and be the object of my sadistic desires but one needs to be in control of himself and not let his desires control him.

"and of course they are "cuing" (queuing) up everywhere because they want your fist?"
I never said that. But you would think so, wouldn't you? tam says all girls love to be spanked and none can resist the power of a man who can perfectly fist her bound helpless body, especially if he is as powerfull and as handsome as me and who can also do a coordinated hair pull and perfect fisting; her screams drowned out by heavy metal music and heard and enjoyed only by the ears of her tormentor, punisher, master and lover.

"Shit, you must have a tiny todger!"
Because I am good at and enjoy fisting my bound helpless submissive woman? Please. When you are a Dom long enough you will realize you must be able to be great at using all of your body, knowledge and skills and not just the best.

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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 10:33:24 AM

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And another episode of "The Art and Tammy Show" begins.

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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 10:39:51 AM

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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 10:48:23 AM

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OP, while I appreciate a nice chest, I also need to see the face. The face is what I'm attracted to first. Although, I must say, if you ever develop moobs, do NOT post a pic of them on your profile.

Come on, he's developing quite a rack there. He just wants to show them off a bit.

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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 11:04:19 AM

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'What am I doing wrong', by the OP is the topic. The topic cannot become about other members, personal attacks or other topics.

Why don't we call it good with what's here and move back in the direction of the original topic.

Thank you

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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 12:37:18 PM

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Hello OP, I've not looked at your profile pictures but does it matter? Are profiles just covers on a book? What matters is what you write in your opening cmail. Be you and say exactly what you think and feel. If it works then you are a match and if not, then it's still good!

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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 1:29:15 PM

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Hello OP, I've not looked at your profile pictures but does it matter? Are profiles just covers on a book? What matters is what you write in your opening cmail. Be you and say exactly what you think and feel. If it works then you are a match and if not, then it's still good!

For some of it it does, if I see him showing pics of his cock, it's a no no, also I think everybody can send a nice email, though it's the profile that helps to round the impression - I mean you can have the most brilliant cover letter but if your CV (or resume as the Americans call it) is rubbish, most companies won't consider you for a job... If you take searching for somebody who makes your kinky dreams come true less seriously than applying for a job, that's fine but then I would recommend that those guys seek a professional domme and not a life-style relationship.

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RE: What am i doing wrong? - 6/23/2011 1:42:13 PM

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(but as Blanche Devereaux of the Golden Girls)

The perfect southern slut.

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