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zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/24/2011 2:31:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt I so do not. I am the most subliet subby person in the entire world to you. I bow down and make abeyance to your baldliness er dominless. ~snort~ Nice try!

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Bring the pain (7/24/2011 2:31:41 PM)
Okay, LadyP called my dom "dear." Be afraid, be very afraid.

LordOdhinn -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/24/2011 2:31:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt I so do not. I am the most subliet subby person in the entire world to you. I bow down and make abeyance to your baldliness er dominless. And you better. Hey I'm not balding, I just have a very tall forehead, you know. And your father smells like elderberries, you feelthy blonde feline.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Bring the pain (7/24/2011 2:33:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt Okay, LadyP called my dom "dear." Be afraid, be very afraid. of who?

LordOdhinn -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/24/2011 2:34:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: LordOdhinn quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth Hey LordOdhinn Chatte's trying to get me killed! Ya know. She does that to me a lot, too! Well...fuck! I'm so screwed And that would be a bad thing, how?

LordOdhinn -> RE: Bring the pain (7/24/2011 2:37:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt Okay, LadyP called my dom "dear." Be afraid, be very afraid. It's a vast Dominant/Domme conspiracy. We really are out to get you. All you subbies be very, very afraid. (And you switches, too, mon cherie.)

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Bring the pain (7/24/2011 2:37:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt Okay, LadyP called my dom "dear." Be afraid, be very afraid. of who? Of LadyP of course, she's gunning for me with her...her....well her....er ahem. . .. cough cough....ah....her pistola. (Shesh, try to keep up, Zeph !!)

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/24/2011 2:38:01 PM)
Not in that way, that would be good and oh so welcome. I meant screwed in the bad, bad oh holy shit way.

LadyPact -> RE: Bring the pain (7/24/2011 2:39:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth of who? Are you kidding? Really????

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Bring the pain (7/24/2011 2:40:56 PM)
Oh fuck Zeph your life is back on the line. . . .

LordOdhinn -> RE: Bring the pain (7/24/2011 2:41:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt Okay, LadyP called my dom "dear." Be afraid, be very afraid. of who? Of LadyP of course, she's gunning for me with her...her....well her....er ahem. . .. cough cough....ah....her pistola. (Shesh, try to keep up, Zeph !!) Hmmm...now that is a mental image. I wonder if she would want help????

LordOdhinn -> RE: Bring the pain (7/24/2011 2:42:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt Oh fuck Zeph your life is back on the line. . . . zeph likes to live on the edge, too, hanging with this crowd!

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Bring the pain (7/24/2011 2:44:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth of who? Are you kidding? Really???? Well how was I supposed to know? I know you but I don't know LordOdhinn at all.

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Bring the pain (7/24/2011 2:44:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LordOdhinn quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt Okay, LadyP called my dom "dear." Be afraid, be very afraid. of who? Of LadyP of course, she's gunning for me with her...her....well her....er ahem. . .. cough cough....ah....her pistola. (Shesh, try to keep up, Zeph !!) Hmmm...now that is a mental image. I wonder if she would want help???? eeeks NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO no help needed. I am a reformed subbie from this point forward. I will never ever ever never ever say a disrepectful thing again. I promise (both fingers and toes crossed).

LadyPact -> RE: Bring the pain (7/24/2011 2:46:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LordOdhinn Hmmm...now that is a mental image. I wonder if she would want help???? Oh, I am nothing if not ever so helpful, Dear. What you do with the gal once she is a quivering mass of flesh is entirely up to your discretion.

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Bring the pain (7/24/2011 2:46:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt Oh fuck Zeph your life is back on the line. . . . Yep, I think I'll hide now. Bye!

LordOdhinn -> RE: Bring the pain (7/24/2011 2:47:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: LordOdhinn Hmmm...now that is a mental image. I wonder if she would want help???? Oh, I am nothing if not ever so helpful, Dear. What you do with the gal once she is a quivering mass of flesh is entirely up to your discretion. Hmmmmm...... evil grin

ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Bring the pain (7/24/2011 2:48:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth of who? Are you kidding? Really???? Well how was I supposed to know? I know you but I don't know LordOdhinn at all. Oh no worries, he is a total pussy cat. Really. One of the sweetest men in the world. The fact that he can handle me should not even factor into your thinking. Really. Think great big sweetie (with a spine of steel.) He's not even really a sadist (much). Really.

LordOdhinn -> RE: Bring the pain (7/24/2011 2:55:58 PM)
I'm mostly innocent. Trust me. Yeah...that's it.

LadyPact -> RE: Bring the pain (7/24/2011 2:56:50 PM)
We can change that. We can make him better than he was. We have the technology. We can make him more than what he was. Better. Stronger. Faster. <Clue Lee Majors, please. Six Million Dollar Man reference.>

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