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SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/24/2011 10:47:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

sorry i missed the fun, but there was something i just had to take care of.


Can she still sit down?



HannahLynHeather -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/24/2011 11:22:48 PM)

yeah, but not quite as readily as before. [;)]



Termyn8or -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/24/2011 11:45:16 PM)

FR

At the moment there is insufficient alcoholic beverages in the house for me to formulate a proper response and it is too late to buy more except from places where it is overpriced as hell because it is technically illegal*. However I have a serious question :

Where the fuck did you all escape from ?

* Everything is only technically illegal to some people. Fuck, if I wanted to I would kick down the door at the store, grab a few cases and leave maybe, oh, five bucks on the counter. But not a credit card, I don't want to make America's stupidest criminals, the politicians would be jealous.
T^T



HannahLynHeather -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/25/2011 1:10:26 AM)

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Where the fuck did you all escape from ?
the royal ottawa hospital, where the fuck do think?



KMsAngel -> RE: Bring the pain (7/25/2011 2:07:15 AM)


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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

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ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

Oh fuck Zeph your life is back on the line. . . .


Yep, I think I'll hide now. Bye!



can't get much further away than down here, zeph. lemme know when your plane gets in, i've got a dark car, i've got a dark garage (kinda like a basement but with a bigger door). yuo can hide in the far far corner, i'll send food down, k?



DeviantlyD -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/25/2011 2:42:01 AM)


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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

quote:

ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

sorry i missed the fun, but there was something i just had to take care of.


Can she still sit down?


Sitting down afterwards is half the fun!! :D



PeonForHer -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/25/2011 3:08:11 AM)

FR

I'm really impressed that you colonials now use words to attack each other rather than spears and bows. You *have* all come a long way in the mere decades that your countries have existed. Well done indeed!



DeviantlyD -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/25/2011 3:11:58 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Arpig

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Hey I'm not balding, I just have a very tall forehead, you know.
It's been having a bit of a growth spurt lately don't you think?


I'm overly tired. I totally cracked up on this one. Oh dear. I'm sorry.

*giggles*



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/25/2011 4:18:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

quote:

ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

sorry i missed the fun, but there was something i just had to take care of.


Can she still sit down?


If she can maybe you and LP just aren't as good as you claim to be.

Zeph



zephyroftheNorth -> RE: Bring the pain (7/25/2011 4:21:16 AM)

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can't get much further away than down here, zeph. lemme know when your plane gets in, i've got a dark car, i've got a dark garage (kinda like a basement but with a bigger door). yuo can hide in the far far corner, i'll send food down, k?


I'm on my way. Don't tell anyone, 'k?



Fetters4U -> RE: Bring the pain (7/25/2011 5:48:25 AM)

WTF! This thread looks like remedial insults for Canadians. "Your so bad, eh!" At least hannahs has friggin excuse for being so lame, eh.

You other ladies should spend more time in the f* kitchen where you belong. If you put your heads together you might be able to beat a few f* eggs. Can you cay omelet, I know you can. 

And guys please. All the radiation from the photocopier has softened your f* testicles. Get some red meat in your diet you wankers. Bite a cow man. There are plenty in here to choose from...
 



SuzeCheri -> RE: Bring the pain (7/25/2011 7:28:07 AM)

LMAO!!! That would have been perfect except for one crucial mistake. You misspelled "say", you wrote "cay" instead. [:D]

You're so dense, space itself bends around you.



LanceHughes -> RE: Bring the pain (7/25/2011 7:45:15 AM)

Without having read the entire thread, Lance jumps in with an insult, thereby.... well, y'know.
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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth
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ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt
Okay, LadyP called my dom "dear." Be afraid, be *very* afraid.

of who?

zephy, my dear friend, your HORRIBLE grammar is showing.

The rule is QUITE easy.... in this example, you could have asked:
"Should I be afraid of HIM?
you would never ask
"Should I be afraid of HE?"

Since you would ask about HIM, your "Of who?" should be "Of whom?
-----------
Insulting me as being a grammar prick don't (er.... doesn't) count.  Too easy.



LanceHughes -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/25/2011 7:51:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather
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Where the fuck did you all escape from ?
the royal ottawa hospital, where the fuck do think?
St. Jospeh's hospital in Chicago, but my Dad assisted my escape. He carried me out in his arms... first-born and all that.



erieangel -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/25/2011 8:06:43 AM)

You people are fucking weird. And there we go..fucking Hanners has me saying that again after I broke the habit of swearing years ago. Ah fuck it, I'm getting ready for work



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/25/2011 8:17:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

yeah, but not quite as readily as before. [;)]


Awww...you should get her one of those donut cushions.  You know, the ones made for people with hemorrhoids.  [:D]



LaTigresse -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/25/2011 8:19:14 AM)

Whyyyyyyyyyy, you're no angel ahta. Now go get pretty for your stint on the street corner.

P.S.....I wish to join in on the tormenting of Hannah!



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/25/2011 8:19:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

quote:

ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

quote:

ORIGINAL: HannahLynHeather

sorry i missed the fun, but there was something i just had to take care of.


Can she still sit down?


If she can maybe you and LP just aren't as good as you claim to be.

Zeph



Wasn't us doing the whipping, it was Hannah.  If LP and I were doing it, there would be blood involved.



LanceHughes -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/25/2011 12:30:13 PM)

Suez and Cheri were walking down the street together.
Suez sees herself in a puddle and exclaimes "Cheri, I fell down this hole!"
Cheri pushes her aside, looks, and says, "You dope. That's me in the hole."



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Let's be painfully rude (7/25/2011 12:59:00 PM)

Lance, it's Suze  as in Sooz, not Suez as in the canal.

Ya gotsta get yer spellin right boy!  Sheesh, how tough can it be?



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