windchymes
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ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth quote:
ORIGINAL: siamsa24 And for whatever reason I'm cool with doing all those kinds of things, as long as they are to myself (or if I am doing it to someone else), I can't let someone else do it to me. Same thing with blood draws. I FREAK OUT if someone else tries to do it, but hand me the tourniquet and needle and you will have all the blood you need in just a few minutes! It took me years to find a doctor who is willing to work with me on medical stuff. I am the absolute worst kind of patient, but my doctor told me that will actually make me a better nurse or doctor (eventually) because I will be able to deal with problem patients like me I work in a hospital and the vampires (as we call them) at work are the only ones who have been able to get blood from me without my freaking out. Like I said, I have issues with needles. Zeph Ha, if I had a dollar for every time I've been called vampire, bloodsucker, ghoul, and one little Greek man would announce "hemapapikus" when one of us walked in the room.....I'd be retired on an island. Most common questions: What do you guys do with all that blood, sell it? Yep, we're having a party Or: No, we drink it, we're vampires, remember? Is that needle sharp? Yep, sharpened it out on the sidewalk right before you got here Am I the only one you used that needle on? Well, I tried it on that homeless guy out there on the sidewalk, but I missed his vein, so I just wiped it off and put it back. And my favorite: Do I need to roll my sleeve up? Uh, yeah.....too bad you wore that tight sweatshirt here in the dead of summer.....
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