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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/20/2006 9:24:33 PM   
ravn


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Status: offline 		you may be a masochist if you can describe down to the most minute detail the difference between a plastic clothes pin on a clit and a wooden clothes pin on the clit....and the pros and cons of each

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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/20/2006 9:26:24 PM   
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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/20/2006 9:41:20 PM   
ravn


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Status: offline 		with the teeth of course! wouldn't want it slipping now would we?

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Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/20/2006 9:42:45 PM   
MochaMistress


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Status: offline 		You might be a sadist if you applied to work at the doctor's office to only perform anal exams for no pay.

You might be a sadist if you have a thing for applying duct tape on hairy men and ripping it off slowly.

MM

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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/20/2006 9:55:58 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		You might be a sadist if every time your submissive - a therapist in training - refers to "CBT" you get a big grin on your face.

(True.  "CBT" in psychotherapy world is "cognitive behavorial therapy" but whenever she says it I think...you know.)

E.

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"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/20/2006 9:57:45 PM   
Emperor1956


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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/20/2006 9:58:15 PM   
Wulfchyld


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Status: offline 		You might be a sadist if... it just recently dawned on you that acupuncture/pressure is a healing art.

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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/20/2006 10:11:55 PM   
ravn


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

You might be a sadist if... it just recently dawned on you that acupuncture/pressure is a healing art.


You might be a masochist if youread this and automatically checked to see if the dry-heat sterilizer had finished yet....

yes, i truly do have a dry-heat sterilizer i just checked...is that pathetic?

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Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
~Proverb ( bring on the tyranny!)

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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/20/2006 10:17:01 PM   
Wulfchyld


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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/20/2006 10:37:20 PM   
desertdancer


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

You might be a sadist if you wish you had a job doing "intimate" waxing ....



You might be a sadist if you GIGGLE while doing 'intimate waxing'





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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/20/2006 10:48:15 PM   
iisloki


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Status: offline 		I do so hope I am not the Loki that is referred to earlier.

Granny always said an empty wagon makes the most noise, but really.........................there are rules that Men must embrace to given themselves permission to slake the cravings.

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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/20/2006 10:51:58 PM   
Wulfchyld


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Status: offline 		You might be a masochist if.... you post off topic on this board.

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/20/2006 10:54:02 PM   
desertdancer


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Status: offline 		You might be a masochist if... you purposly tangle your hair with pony tail holders just so you can tug tug them out later

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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/20/2006 10:57:33 PM   
Wulfchyld


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Status: offline 		Ooooo..... dancer! that just gave me a very warm fuzzy feeling!   *drools*  hair pulling, the other white meat.

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/20/2006 10:59:54 PM   
desertdancer


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Status: offline 		You might be a masochist if..you read loki's post and gift him with some pony tail holders before meeting him in person * nod nod*

< Message edited by desertdancer -- 5/20/2006 11:00:23 PM >

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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/20/2006 11:09:04 PM   
missgiveNTake


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Status: offline 		You might be a masochist if you volunteer to let the bikini waxers learn on you.

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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/20/2006 11:12:12 PM   
Wulfchyld


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quote:

ORIGINAL: desertdancer

You might be a masochist if..you read loki's post and gift him with some pony tail holders before meeting him in person * nod nod*


BOING!  UPS, FEDX, USPS, leaving them on the porch? Lokiwood is quite close to you.

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Submission is not a gift... it is plunder!
Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/20/2006 11:23:17 PM   
desertdancer


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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/20/2006 11:31:45 PM   
Wulfchyld


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Cool!

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Where there is a whip, there is a way!
Dom/mes of a feather, beat the f*ck out of slaves together


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RE: You might be a sadist/masochist if… - 5/21/2006 3:27:58 AM   
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