LanceHughes
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop how fucking BIG of you. does this apply to EVERY woman (such as myself and many others) that have gotten to the point that we wish you'd just fuck off and find a monastery? The monastery would never accept him. Most of them have vows of silence, I'd give him 5 minutes before he'd get the bum rush out the door. Reminds me of old, old joke [No new jokes, just new audiences] Woman goes to nunnery, takes vows, but is allowed 2 words per year. First year, just fine. Goes to Mother Superior who asks, "What are your two words, my child." Nun replies "Food sucks," and goes back to work. Next year, same scene, although this time the nun says, "Bed hard." The third year her two words are "I quit," to which the Mother Superior replies, "Good. All you've done since you got here is bitch and bitch."
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"Train 'em the right way - my way." Lance Hughes "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't." Erica Jong 10 fluffy points 50 nz points Member: VAA's posse
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