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A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/7/2011 7:11:40 AM

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A Hamilton man has been arrested after being accused of engaging in sexual conduct with a pink blow up swimming pool raft.

http://www.bayoubuzz.com/louisiana-news/331657-man-accused-of-having-sex-with-pool-raft-had-also-violated-inflatable-pumpkin

Any looners in the house?

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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/7/2011 7:50:26 AM

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I like the part where he said he had a problem.

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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/7/2011 8:42:14 AM

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Wonder what his collarme screen name is.

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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/7/2011 9:02:52 AM

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The same paper has man caught having sex with a
picnic table. Now that's kinky.

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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/7/2011 10:12:38 AM

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*lol* and splintery I wood imagine.

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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/7/2011 11:04:29 AM

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I'm OK with the guy having sex with a pool raft but if he also "violated" an inflatable pumpkin then thats a step too far. I hope said pumpkin had counselling...

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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/7/2011 12:37:21 PM

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It would seem that there are few things on this earth stupider than a man with a hard on.

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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/8/2011 4:20:53 AM

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OMG! Arpig, that is profound! I may have to make that one of my taglines!!!

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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/8/2011 4:39:26 AM

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Arpig, don't go giving the enemy more ammo, they have enough of that already!

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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/8/2011 10:16:27 AM

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That pink raft looks like a slut to me. I'll bet it was giving him come hither looks.

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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/8/2011 12:42:11 PM

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DAMMIT MISSO!

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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/8/2011 2:07:49 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdov2UIjUpY

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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/8/2011 2:09:39 PM

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He's got to work on the facial hair scruff, not sleazy enough for those pumpkin sluts!

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