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A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/7/2011 7:11:40 AM   
xxblushesxx


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Status: offline 		A Hamilton man has been arrested after being accused of engaging in sexual conduct with a pink blow up swimming pool raft.

http://www.bayoubuzz.com/louisiana-news/331657-man-accused-of-having-sex-with-pool-raft-had-also-violated-inflatable-pumpkin

Any looners in the house?

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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/7/2011 7:50:26 AM   
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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/7/2011 8:42:14 AM   
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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/7/2011 9:02:52 AM   
wolf223


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Status: offline 		The same paper has man caught having sex with a
picnic table. Now that's kinky.

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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/7/2011 10:12:38 AM   
xxblushesxx


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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/7/2011 11:04:29 AM   
Anaxagoras


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Status: offline 		I'm OK with the guy having sex with a pool raft but if he also "violated" an inflatable pumpkin then thats a step too far. I hope said pumpkin had counselling...

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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/7/2011 12:37:21 PM   
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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/8/2011 4:20:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		OMG! Arpig, that is profound! I may have to make that one of my taglines!!!

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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/8/2011 4:39:26 AM   
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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/8/2011 10:16:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		That pink raft looks like a slut to me. I'll bet it was giving him come hither looks.

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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/8/2011 12:42:11 PM   
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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/8/2011 2:07:49 PM   
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RE: A Man and a Raft: A Love Story - 9/8/2011 2:09:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		He's got to work on the facial hair scruff, not sleazy enough for those pumpkin sluts!

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