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ORIGINAL: angelface183

Confession:  I have a habit of posting things on the boards and then saying to myself, "Oh crap what have I just done?!?!?"  Which I just did on another thread.  Oh fuck!

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 You could have picked a harder password to guess.

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  Confession:

I do the same, but luckily under angel's username. 

Angel:  You could have picked a harder password to guess.  Seriously.

Yours,


benji 

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ORIGINAL: angelface183

how on earth did you figure out that "bend me over and fuck me hard" was my password?!?!?!?!

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

I can spell for shit.

• I am a reality television addict, even though I know it's all crap.
• When no one is looking, I dance in my office.
• I like to plan out my conversations and sometimes write out scripts that cover all the various options.  Then, when I'm alone, I rehearse.
• I have never done any illegal drugs.
• I love limes and wish I could smell like I've bathed in magically unsticky lime juice.
• I have an annoying (but not overly serious) blood disease which requires monthly injections and I secretly like pushing the needle into my bicep.
• I want to cry whenever I see fathers with their young children.
• I'm stubborn, argumentative, bossy and blame it all on being an Aries and a firstborn child.
• I don't own any white underwear.
• I have more red shoes than brown shoes.
• I loathe umbrellas.
• I have agoraphobic tendencies and occasionally have to fight the urge to lock myself in the bathroom and never come out again. 
  
• I'm obsessed with plucking eyebrows -- both my own and those of anyone who will let me near them. 
  
• I want to be a literary agent when I grow up. 
  
• I haven't had sex in 73 days.
• Finding a good artichoke in the supermarket is practically an orgasmic experience for me. 

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

I can spell for shit.

So can I.

For shit.

See?  No typos.

Yours,


benji

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ORIGINAL: angelface183

Confession:  I have a habit of posting things on the boards and then saying to myself, "Oh crap what have I just done?!?!?"  Which I just did on another thread.  Oh fuck!

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Oh.

• I'm a whiz at any kind of needlework - crochet, knitting, embroidery, needlepoint, etc.
  
• I was a virgin when I started college.
  
• I took billiards as a physical education course in college, but didn't really learn to shoot a decent game of pool until I started playing for cash.
  
• I was once a bartender in a topless club.
  
• I have two children - a boy and a girl, and two grandchildren - a boy and a girl.
  
• I love birds, and used to breed cockatiels
  
• I'm a cage afficionado
  
• I sing country, and scene heavy metal
  
• I'm usually very shy in large groups of strangers
  
• For the first twenty years of my adult life, the only time I ever cried was the day I got married.  Now, however, I cry over everything.  It's embarrassing!
  
• I lost my virginity on a mountainside in Arizona.
  
• I was born blonde, but decided, with the help of my stylist, that irish setter red is a much better color for me
  
• I'm a fair poker player
  
• In my last two years of high school, I was the top bari sax player in three states.  Now I'm learning piano.
  
• I'm an aspiring writer.
  
• Ethnically speaking, I'm a Heinz 57

• I can balance a spoon on the tip of my nose.
• I've traveled through Europe on my own.
• My hair was straight as a child, but is now curly.
• I graduated 9th in my class in high school, and was the only one in the top 10 who didn't take the AP Calculus course.
• I have three cats, but only because he won't allow any more in the house.
• I only have two piercings...one in each earlobe...and only because they were done when I was a child.  (Who has a low pain tolerance?  I do, I do!)
• I can't whistle.
• I'm told I have a lovely singing voice, but I think I'm tone deaf.
• Sometimes I wish I could go whole days without having to say a word.
• I can't swim.
• I'm very uncomfortable in large crowds...smaller groups aren't much better.
• I get carpal tunnel flare-ups in both wrists more often than I'd like...strapped into my wristguards/gauntlets right now, in fact.