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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/17/2011 6:43:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		Youse people r sick. I don't mean the normal sicko type we all are, I mean fucked up.

I dunno, I am going to ty to call my pstchology dude but he is kije 212 year old. He might not anwer.

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/17/2011 7:01:12 PM   
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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/17/2011 7:16:39 PM   
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Lance <after thinking about it for awhile> has to put up two:

Fucking my not-yet fiance' in her dorm room, overnight.  Her roomie was "door monitor" that evening, so I was "snuck into" the women's dorm before lock-down.  Seriously..... this was..... 1974 or so.  Definitely last Century. LOL!  We fucked all night.  We kept count: Me 5 orgasms, she had 7 (or was it 9?)  Totally vanilla.  We would have been a Dom / Domme couple if we'd ever known about WIITWD.
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A revenge fuck / rape!  Seems this boy had borrowed my tuxedo and was having (shall we say) "difficulty" in returning it.  Found him in the Leather Bar, snapped on the cuffs behind him and led him out.  Hardly anyone noticed.  If they did, they either nodded or their eyes quickly turned green.

In my truck, he gives me a line of shit how the tux is in a storage unit and a friend has the key and wasn't going to be back in town for three days, and blah and blah.  My response: "I'll trade you that key for the key that opens these cuffs.  I'll just keep you cuffed until you can get to the tux."  PANIC!  Finally, he "remembered" that the tux was at an ex's in a closet.  "Okay, let's roll."  He's saying "Please, Sir. Please take off the cuffs.  I don't want my friends to see me like this."  My response:  "Should have thought about that before you lied to me." Went there, I had to push the buzzer for him.  Ex was having none of it until I took over the intercomm conversation and explained.

We get in, grab the tux.  Back in the truck, the boy says "Sir, now that you have the tux, would you please un-lock me?"  My resonse: "Nope.  Now that I have my tux, you get punished."

Drive him to a dungeon I have access to. Since I still had him in cuffs, it was easy to attach him to a sling and fuck his brains out - and not in a nice way.  Rape, pure and  simple.  Didn't know I had it in me.  As a matter of fact, bothered me so much, I had to talk to my psych guy about it. 

The end of the story:  NO!  We did not become long term lovers.  LOL!  Rather, I escorted him to street naked.  Pushed him through the door.  Went back, gathered his clothes and threw them after him.  Tried to calm down..... my heart is racing just typing this and that was ....what? ..... 1994 or 17 years ago.



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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/17/2011 7:52:17 PM   
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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/17/2011 7:54:33 PM   
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I'm both flattered and disturbed that you are all interested in my sex life!
Everybody loves a good fantasy story.

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/17/2011 7:57:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		And to actually answer the question, Hannah. No question or doubt about it, in every category except how she tastes. And my most epic fuck was yesterday, my birthday present, my stomach is still sore from the cumming, and I couldn't wear any panties this morning I was still too sensitive.

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/17/2011 8:24:20 PM   
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I'm both flattered and disturbed that you are all interested in my sex life!
Everybody loves a good fantasy story.


I'm a classy guy.  One of the last, I'd say.


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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/17/2011 8:46:48 PM   
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I'm both flattered and disturbed that you are all interested in my sex life!
Everybody loves a good fantasy story.

I'm a classy guy.  One of the last, I'd say.

This string is NOT about your sex life.

Please contribute by telling a good story.  If what you type is one of your fantasies, don't tell us and we won't know that it never happened, now, will we?

BTW:  Whenever you grab the string and make it about you, I think "What a lack of class."  Ego-tripping is low class in my book, and you have shown what an expert you are at ego-tripping.

There will always be classy people, so when you type "[I am]  One of the last, I'd say," once again, you show your LACK of class.



<edited for teeny, tiny spelling error.>

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 10/17/2011 8:48:57 PM >

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/17/2011 9:00:15 PM   
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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/17/2011 9:03:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		I had an epic fuck orgy with Princess Summerfall Winterspring, Sandra the Witch, and Annette Funicello in her 20s-30s. They didn't know it, but I damn sure did.

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/17/2011 9:29:25 PM   
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Annette Funicello in her 20s-30s
That was one seriously long orgy!!

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 3:10:29 AM   
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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 3:29:57 AM   
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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 8:09:41 AM   
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i'm beginning to have the opinion that somebody hasn't had an epic fuck, or even a memorable one, and is just a little fucking jealous.


I wrote the Kama Sutra.



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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 9:15:10 AM   
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Not nice... funny as hell, but really, really not nice, Hilly!


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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 9:29:28 AM   
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Every time I fuck it's epic.


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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 12:34:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		I am a big fan of doggy style because it is so damn primal. It is even more primal when you can do it at night, in the woods, next to a camp fire (fortunately I have access to just the right spot). But for sheer epic primalness (is primalness a word?) nothing, absolutely nothing, will top the time I banged her doggie style, at night, in the middle of the woods during a thunderstorm.

I'm getting half a stiffie just thinking about it.

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 12:37:50 PM   
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i'm beginning to have the opinion that somebody hasn't had an epic fuck, or even a memorable one, and is just a little fucking jealous.


I wrote the Kama Sutra.



You know Sanscrit?

Actions speak louder than words... anyone can write something, but can they put it into practice?


Well now you know how I view this topic!  Just big words from small people!


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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 12:49:55 PM   
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I banged her doggie style, at night, in the middle of the woods during a thunderstorm.
That sounds like a real quest for fire sort of moment.

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 12:56:55 PM   
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That sounds like a real quest for fire sort of moment.


That came afterwards when we came down enough to realize that we were cold and wet and in the dark. Fortunately the cabin has a fireplace, lots of blankets and all the fixings for hot chocolate.

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