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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 4:28:07 PM   
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this whole thread is a great attempt at point scoring
I have had an epic fuck? have you?
whats an epic fuck?
oh that bloke/bird has described something that sound s better than my description,damn I'm jealous
I must be missing out, fuck it,here's my greatly exagerated discription of my epic fuck, top that you fuckers
if a newbie asked this question the only response would be TROLL!

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 4:30:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: hardcybermaster

this whole thread is a great attempt at point scoring
I have had an epic fuck? have you?
whats an epic fuck?
oh that bloke/bird has described something that sound s better than my description,damn I'm jealous
I must be missing out, fuck it,here's my greatly exagerated discription of my epic fuck, top that you fuckers
if a newbie asked this question the only response would be TROLL!


I don't recall my echo sounding so silly.


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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 4:31:09 PM   
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if only people spent as much time fucking as they did posting
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if I kidnapped NS and shaved his hair in a forest and no one heard him scream, would his wig be a tree?


If Hardcybermaster continued posting, would you get a migraine?


*Spoilers*

Yes.




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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 4:37:01 PM   
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When Hardcybermaster says three more, "You got no life" insults he'll level up to "Your mama" cracks next.

Stay tuned.


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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 4:42:53 PM   
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3349 posts and gorgeous hair, your mama must be so proud

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 4:44:54 PM   
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if I kidnapped NS and shaved his hair in a forest and no one heard him scream, would his wig be a tree?

No


Pollard!

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 4:49:52 PM   
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Here's one you don't see every day.

Please return to the topic of epic fucking.  Thank you.

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 4:52:01 PM   
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No! I want to know what pollard means!

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 6:30:33 PM   
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I, for one, would like to see more fucking... *blink blink*

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 8:32:53 PM   
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My late ol man, hood of my brothers car, in the driveway, wearing nothing but a leather jacket, in a pounding screaming downpour of a thunderstorm!!!!!!!!

Just one epic hot, slippery, wet, mud splashing, cum pouring snarlin snappin head bangin fuck of a fuck, YOWWWLLLLLL!!!!!!!

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 8:34:00 PM   
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I, for one, would like to see more fucking... *blink blink*



geez, babe, meeee tooo!!!!

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/18/2011 8:34:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VideoAdminDelta

Here's one you don't see every day.

Please return to the topic of epic fucking.  Thank you.




Heyyy, I haz been awal, a new Mod, welcome welcome MissDelta!!!!

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/19/2011 1:21:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen



My late ol man, hood of my brothers car, in the driveway, wearing nothing but a leather jacket, in a pounding screaming downpour of a thunderstorm!!!!!!!!

Just one epic hot, slippery, wet, mud splashing, cum pouring snarlin snappin head bangin fuck of a fuck, YOWWWLLLLLL!!!!!!!


Okay, who else needs a cigarette after reading that...? 
Drat, I stopped smoking over 23 years ago.

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/19/2011 7:44:16 AM   
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quote:

My late ol man, hood of my brothers car, in the driveway, wearing nothing but a leather jacket, in a pounding screaming downpour of a thunderstorm!!!!!!!!

Just one epic hot, slippery, wet, mud splashing, cum pouring snarlin snappin head bangin fuck of a fuck, YOWWWLLLLLL!!!!!!!


Good to know I'm not the only one who has had an awsome thunderstorm fuck. Did you get that feeling like you were one with all and at the moment of creation?

Also, I'm curious to know... did you inform your brother as to what uses you had been putting his car?

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/19/2011 9:03:18 AM   
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No names - places and ethnicities only to protect the guilty

best pussy: my first (only) slave. That girl has the pussy of a fucking goddess.

best anal: German girl in... I think Prague. She did something with the muscles in her anus that was like her ass was giving me a handjob. Hard to explain, but unforgettable.

best oral: French girl in London who was tremendously talented and very into humiliation, which for me is at least half the point of oral.

best s&m: Japanese girl in Dublin who was absolute shit in bed that I decided should be punished for her lack of ability. No idea how the hostel people didn't come check on us. Gotta love backpackers.

Not going to share best single experience because for it to make sense it needs a lot of backstory I don't especially care to share. Suffice it to say it involved a long overdue punishment, a rather tall mountain, and a great deal of screaming. No epic rainstorm sex, regrettably. I love storms, but they always seem to come at the wrong moment...

Oh and before someone asks, yes 99% of my partners have come along while I was abroad. There's something about hostel life that lends itself to incredible, prolific sex.

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/19/2011 6:50:50 PM   
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*grabs carton of smokes, fresh lighter, clean ashtray* Oh, yeah baby... this is what I was talkin' about...

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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/19/2011 7:44:39 PM   
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RE: one epic fuck! - 10/19/2011 9:54:02 PM   
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From a FL thread, "sex w/ thin vs. sex w/ thickerer..."

Me:
"I've had really hot sex with all sizes of women; my ex was Rubenesque when we married and we had some amazing pleasure together. But she couldn't admit that she had an OCD personality (overeating, compulsive online shopping, workaholic). I have no idea what women's sizes are; all I know is that when we split up after being together for nearly 20 years, I couldn't get my arms around her. That was a total turn-off to me, and that is what killed our marriage.

One of my hottest partners was this petite little chick I met in Houston (lived next door to my future ex; that's how we met). She was 4'11 and about 98 piunds soaking wet, but she was an anal freak, and into poppers to boot. She was never happier than when she had my dick in her ass, a dildo in her pussy, and a bottle of poppers in her hand (after we'd smoked a little... MJ is for sex.) It made me rigid when I'd watch my dick sawing in and out of her ass when she got caught from behind, and it was really great when she'd sit in an easychair with her legs bent back, wide open, and I'd be slowfucking her ass, all nice and lubed up, slowly pulling back so that her sphincter would be pulled outward, grasping my cock, after we'd both had a big hit off the amyl bottle, and she was directing the show... "pound my ass, you fucker... you bastard... just fuck my hole..." (and variations thereof) (I'm an aficianado of the slow, sensual, well-oiled assfuck, myself, and coconut oil is perfect for anal) (BTW, Jungle Juice Platinum is a pretty good brand of "aroma"; way better than some of the crap that was being sold as "Rush" and "Locker Room" etc. Those weren't (maybe they've changed, I dunno) really poppers; they were weird hydrocarbons with a nitrite group attached (like cyclohexylnitrite - horrible shit) Poppers + pot + hot anal = as good as it gets. >snort<

Then there was this woman I met at a party about a year after I'd gotten divorced. She was a big girl; about 5'9 or 10", wide hips, a bit meaty but not way up the BMI scale. Huge nipples - the size of a dime, almost (that's pretty big; put a dime next to your own (or your bottom's) nipples). She got into poppers, too. Poppers, pot, wine, and big toys/handballing. Her favorite porn was the Amazing TY and a FF pic from SF. Things got downright intense from time to time. I actually saw her eyes roll back into her head. And her toes curled up so tight she could have held a sewing needle. Mutual FF - that is as intense as it gets, for sensual eroticists like me.
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And the Labias Major I like are graspable.

Some brave wench should step up and ask us het-male semi-normal types (you know, guys like me who fuck women, and not their shoes) what we think is the perfekt pussy.
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