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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 2:46:29 PM

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Ladies...how many Sheiks do you know whose grandfather would tell them not to trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die, who uses terminology like riff raff and low-life and makes references to penis envy?

I smell something........and it ain't camel dung.

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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 2:47:37 PM

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It's easy enough to explain Mist. His grandfather is a pagan who gets his philosophies from Mr. Garrison of South Park.

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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 3:16:53 PM

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Face it. BDSM is the new drug of choice for kids wanting to experiment. It's all over the damned place these days, more so since Secretary came out. It used to be drugs, then smoking, then drinking and now 'kinky' sex. It's trendy, hip and now. In a few years, it will most likely blow over, the experimentation will be done and over with, and the glut of the new crowd will be gone. Just how these things work.

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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 3:20:02 PM

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Damn I need to see that movie and see if I am doing everything right!

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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 3:24:43 PM

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Ladies...how many Sheiks do you know whose grandfather would tell them not to trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die, who uses terminology like riff raff and low-life and makes references to penis envy?

I smell something........and it ain't camel dung.

mist, if I had to guess I would guess that our delightful Sheik (why do I keep wanting to giggle everytime I see that) is probably someone that previously, rather recently, upset a few and came up with the most preposturous ( I cannot spell for shit) profile possible to try and egg us on.

As far as penis envy....I wonder if that is why I often threaten to use a polling knife on every "horny" fellow that wants to expose me to the sight of such an ugly appendige.....

Now, what really old movie was that song from that keeps echoing thru head "the sheik, the sheik of araby...".

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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 3:34:30 PM

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Damn I need to see that movie and see if I am doing everything right!

Okay, you made me spit my beer and that is just NOT cool! LOL

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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 3:35:21 PM

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Personally, I think each gender has its advantages and disadvantages. Females have to deal with bleeding and pregnancy. Males have to deal with their brains being overriden by their dicks and getting racked.

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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 3:36:05 PM

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I do hope you feel better, now that you have vented your anger. Whatever the cause of female hysteria may be (and some say it is caused by PCB pollution in the water supply) it seems safe to suppose that cathartic postings may help to relieve the mental turmoil that seems to afflict some women more than most.

I can also understand why you might not wish to get appropriate treatment for your condition, as some doctors (especially country doctors) may still believe that lesbianism can be treated as a form of neurosis. On the other hand, the Koran makes no mention of the problem, though it does forbid male homosexualism. Perhaps that is because Arabic men are so virile that their women do not need to seek other forms of gratification, or simply because women have less to be chopped off?

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Oh my goodness, I appologise your sheikhness, I almost forgot that you wanted a direct reply. I was mentally flipping thru Laurence Olivier movies trying to remember a song.

I am so very glad you understand why I do not view my hot, sweaty, lusty, delicious, desireous, yummy...ahhhh fanning self, excuse me............ my love of women to be a malaise I desire treatment for. Surely being a sheikh with a large harem you understand...ahem. Now, as to arabic men hiding their homosexuality, well, I suppose that must be quite frustrating. However, if you find you or any of your male "friends" have anything that needs to be ahhh.......chopped......please feel free to ask for my assistance. I shall be here, on the farm on the hill, with polling knife sharpened, ready to be of help!

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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 3:42:58 PM

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Sorry about that Dustyn, now you are going to have the dreaded "Sticky Keyboard Syndrome"!!! And not for a good reason either.......

Thank you very much to our esteemed Wulfchyld aka Lokithatknowseveryblastedthing, I can empathise. I am currently searching for the supplier of some sort of protective plastic keyboard cover one can type thru. I am certain there must be such a thing for trolls and wankers....I mean,if not, imagine the huge number of keyboards that would be damaged in ways I do NOT wish to envision.

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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 4:34:28 PM

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In my case, none. As I am not in the fortunate position to know a real Sheik.

Other than Milk Sheik, Sheik yer booty, and Sheik a leg.

Elizabeth / o^^

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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 4:38:49 PM

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There are a lot of Pagans out there!

Don't piss off a witch!
Too many frogs already have!

Elizabeth / o^^

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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 4:47:24 PM

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But whatever may have caused your hysteria,

Ponders the question: Am I safe from accusations of hysteria because I've had a hysterectomy?

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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 4:48:38 PM

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A Few things.

I am only sub to him, only for him, with him.
I am NOT sub to anyone else. I'm Dominant.

Secondly, I don't normally tell strangers who e-mail ME to fuck off, and trust me a few have since I have been on this particular thread.

Thirdly, hands up who is 100 percent perfect?
I know I am not, but quite honestly, my following responses where in fact in the same vein, as the ones I was receiving - like atracts like.

Since that, most, (I wouldn't say you Angelface,, but most) have done exactly the same to others here! Kettle pot and black comes to mind.

Elizabeth / o^^

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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 4:48:59 PM

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Let me clarify one point. My slave o^^ aka Elizabeth is submissive to me only. To all others she is a Dominant and very forceful woman. An owner of slaves in her own right and the mistress of my household. If anyone feels that I am less of a Dominant because my Alfa slave is no pussy cat then I offer my most profound apologies for stretching your limited mind set.

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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 4:51:08 PM

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Actually, that's a subject which annoys me,
Why women where given hysterectomys on the basis they were suffering from hysteria!

Who thought of that?

Elizabeth / o^^

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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 4:52:47 PM

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It's a Greek idea. The womb floats around, wreaking havoc within a woman's body.

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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 4:54:59 PM

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Film was ok, only thing I wan'ts happy was watching a self harmer turn into a sub who gets spanked.

Slightly cringed at the thought of all those who watched it who did self harm...

Elizabeth / o^^

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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 4:55:09 PM

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I am gratified that my idle musing has provoked so much interest. My heart felt thanks to you all for your contributions. Keep them coming.

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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 4:58:22 PM

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Well from what I understand about pregnancy, if thats the case, why not call it Hemoristeria and do away with them instead?

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This is a joke, and anyone taking it seriously needs to have councilling
Piles Can seriously damage your health!

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RE: Is BDSM to popular - 6/2/2006 5:03:39 PM

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It's a Greek idea. The womb floats around, wreaking havoc within a woman's body.

and then along came Freud.............

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