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ares6969 -> looking for a slut (11/28/2011 12:31:07 AM)

for my bbc to use her as i want i hung 9 and thick girls only .




MissAsylum -> RE: looking for a slut (11/28/2011 12:40:10 AM)

Ok, number 1- there has been a nifty little invention called a "period" in the world of punctuation. How about you get acquainted with it?

Number 2- good luck with your random trolling for sex...on the other side.

Number 3- welcome to collarme.




SorceressJ -> RE: looking for a slut (11/28/2011 12:55:24 AM)

[sm=doh.gif]




texascumslut -> RE: looking for a slut (11/28/2011 1:11:47 AM)

As a Cocksucker, I realize my place is at the feet of my Feeder.
and his generosity in allowing me to gain
nourishment from him.




MistressDarkArt -> RE: looking for a slut (11/28/2011 1:18:20 AM)

[8|]Weeeeeeeeeeellll, there ya go, OP. Lucky you. Texascumslut's a guy, but yanno, a cock's a cock, a mouth's a mouth. Since neither of you seem to be particularly picky maybe it's a perfect match.

Welcome to the boards. Best of luck.




GreedyTop -> RE: looking for a slut (11/28/2011 1:27:36 AM)

yep, what MissA and MDA said

(with a dose of SJ's comment as well!)




smartsub10 -> RE: looking for a slut (11/28/2011 1:41:33 AM)

are you hung 9 and thick?
              or
are you hung 9......and thick girls only?

See, this is where punctuation comes in real handy.  makes your intentions and declarations clear.

Lesson over.

Welcome.






MissAsylum -> RE: looking for a slut (11/28/2011 1:44:23 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

[8|]Weeeeeeeeeeellll, there ya go, OP. Lucky you. Texascumslut's a guy, but yanno, a cock's a cock, a mouth's a mouth. Since neither of you seem to be particularly picky maybe it's a perfect match.

Welcome to the boards. Best of luck.


"Hey man, it’s cool, it’s okay. It’s fine, it’s fucking fine. A man is a dick is a man is a man is a dick... is a chicken... is a dad... valium, speculum, whatever. Whatever."

Sorry, just finished watching "Girl, Interrupted".




DarkSteven -> RE: looking for a slut (11/28/2011 3:46:39 AM)

The iHung sounds like a porn viewer from Apple.




OohAahMrs -> RE: looking for a slut (11/28/2011 4:12:29 AM)

This is not the best thing to do late monday morning, but i don't know what everyone is talking about!




searching4mysir -> RE: looking for a slut (11/28/2011 4:40:32 AM)

OP....Since the dick is attached to a person, why not tell us what else he offers besides a cock. If all that was necessary was a big cock, then a dildo is sufficient and you are superfluous.




Arienos -> RE: looking for a slut (11/28/2011 5:00:54 AM)

Man dont pay no tenson to these toms




MissAsylum -> RE: looking for a slut (11/28/2011 5:08:26 AM)

Was that supposed to make sense?

Like, at all?




SorceressJ -> RE: looking for a slut (11/28/2011 5:09:48 AM)

Hi. Number one, unless there happens to be a Thomas at one of the attending keyboard interfaces this morning, I don't think any of us are "toms". Number two, we really DO think it's kind of sad when some anonymous male comes off like all he has of interest about himself is the size of his penis. Or some overextended pecs and biceps which in 99.9999999% of cases aren't even his. We've seen this happen.. [8|]

It's all about content. If you have none, no one will ever care. Just sayin'.

P.S. @ MissA: no, it's not looking good, is it..? [&:]




kalikshama -> RE: looking for a slut (11/28/2011 5:11:38 AM)

Hi Ares,

Your profile doesn't make sense without punctuation either:

quote:

young hung man looking to play i can cal me ares .


Seems likes it's missing a verb as well. I can [what?]

You may come across better in person than you do in print. Try some of these groups in NY/NJ. http://www.bdsmresourceguide.com/munchesandgroups.html

You may wish to try a TNG (the next generation) group for kinksters 18-35.

If you want to stay online, AFF might be a better fit for your cock-centric approach.

Welcome,

KK




Arienos -> RE: looking for a slut (11/28/2011 5:18:14 AM)

quote:

Was that supposed to make sense?

Like, at all?

you toms is all like that, the boards want to learn to deep throat and the dudes just bend over




DarkSteven -> RE: looking for a slut (11/28/2011 5:22:05 AM)

The pigeons fly south to Barnehill for the winter.

(Did I get the code reply right?)




kalikshama -> RE: looking for a slut (11/28/2011 5:26:50 AM)

*snort*




MissAsylum -> RE: looking for a slut (11/28/2011 5:38:01 AM)

Dude, i know you don't speak broken english due to your past posts.

So come off it. Type like you have some sense.

quote:

ORIGINAL: Arienos

quote:

Was that supposed to make sense?

Like, at all?

you toms is all like that, the boards want to learn to deep throat and the dudes just bend over




Hillwilliam -> RE: looking for a slut (11/28/2011 5:40:38 AM)

Methinks the OP should first concern himself with "Hooked on Literacy".




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