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Your slave is so lazy that ... - 5/27/2006 11:42:29 PM   
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Your slave is so lazy that she only wears strapless shirts because putting her arms in the holes is a major effort.

Your slave is so lazy that the only command she obeys is "Stay!"

Your slave is so lazy that her idea of doing the dishes is licking them clean.

Your slave is so lazy that she has to be leashed, it's the only way to get her off the couch.

Your slave is so lazy that her position training included "Coma!"

Your slave is so lazy that she can't be Gorean, she's just a Snorin'.

Your slave is so lazy that her idea of electrical play is clapping her hands to turn on the TV set.

Your slave is so lazy that her idea of edge play is almost falling off the recliner.

Your slave is so lazy that she wears diapers only because the bathroom is just too far to walk to.

Your slave is so lazy that she thinks running out of truffles is a humiliation scene.

Your slave is so lazy that when you tell her to do something, she rolls her eyes and says "I'm breathing, aren't I?"

Your slave is so lazy that her idea of a major workout is changing the batteries in the remote.

Your slave is so lazy that you need to check her pulse before a scene ... just to make sure she's still alive.

Your slave is so lazy that when you order her to set up for wax play, she tosses a pad and some crayons at you.

Your slave is so lazy she has you trained to get her everything she needs when she needs it.

Your slave is so lazy that she never had to be tethered, she hasn't moved since Clinton was in office.

Your slave is so lazy that the cleaning crew thought she was part of the decor.

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RE: Your slave is so lazy that ... - 1/4/2009 12:11:20 PM   
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RE: Your slave is so lazy that ... - 1/4/2009 12:21:10 PM   
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Your slave is so lazy cooking dinner requires a phone book and a credit card.

Your slave is so lazy her safe word is anything she says audibly during a scene

Your slave is so lazy you just built the cage around her.

Your slave is so lazy the last time your house was clean was when you moved into it.

Your slave is so lazy she thinks doing the dished is throwing out the Paper Plates and Pizza Boxes

Your slave is so lazy the last time you were serviced was by the Cable Repair Man

Your slave is so lazy the only way to motivate her is to move the food to a higher shelf.

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RE: Your slave is so lazy that ... - 1/4/2009 4:47:05 PM   
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Your slave is so lazy you dust her along with the furniture

Your slave is so lazy you hired a sub to blow out the candles on her birthday cake

Your sub is so lazy you don't have to tie her down to beat her

Your sub is so lazy you had to play a porn film to moan for her

Your sub is so lazy diapering her is for sanitation not infantalism

Your sub is so lazy she slept through her collaring

poenkitten (trying her hand at it)

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RE: Your slave is so lazy that ... - 1/4/2009 6:37:23 PM   
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Your slave is so lazy, they heard about this thread but didn't read it before telling you about it.

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RE: Your slave is so lazy that ... - 1/4/2009 10:16:06 PM   
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Your slave is so lazy, when she fell over face first in the driveway, it just became somewhere to park your bicycle.

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RE: Your slave is so lazy that ... - 1/4/2009 11:37:57 PM   
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Your slave is so lazy, she couldn't be bothered to finish typ..............

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RE: Your slave is so lazy that ... - 1/5/2009 1:48:12 AM   
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That's funny right there.

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RE: Your slave is so lazy that ... - 1/5/2009 6:19:59 AM   
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Your slave is so lazy...its time to get a new one.

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RE: Your slave is so lazy that ... - 1/5/2009 7:30:19 AM   
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Your slave is so lazy humiliation has become the norm - she can't be bothered to dress.

Your slave is so lazy the intercom doorbell is a walkie talkie.

Your slave is so lazy objectification is accepted by your vanilla friends and family.

Your slave is so lazy you've moved the playroom and contents to where she is.

Your slave is so lazy the News at Ten presumes she's deceased and even has her own headstone, that she's never seen.


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