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theRose4U -> RE: Laundry List Rules (5/28/2006 10:25:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: aleshaDreams

Oh another one of those things that makes one shake their head and go hummmm.  


Was just thinking the same thing.




LaMalinche -> RE: Laundry List Rules (5/28/2006 10:28:19 PM)

Who decided those "rules"?




FelinePersuasion -> RE: Laundry List Rules (5/28/2006 10:40:36 PM)

haha that was clearly written by a whanker troll with no clue and his head firmly and permantly stuck in wanker troll fantasie lah lah land.




LdyS -> RE: Laundry List Rules (5/28/2006 11:49:00 PM)

If anyone can memorize those rules to the point of reciting them on command there is a huge job in theatre waiting for them! Good Luck with that! LdyS




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Laundry List Rules (5/28/2006 11:57:46 PM)

*bursts out laughing*
<<<---Me too....   [sm=biggrin.gif]  M




troch -> RE: Laundry List Rules (5/29/2006 12:12:19 AM)

So many rules for a female sub.  It is much easier as a male sub.  Only 3 rules.

1. The Domme is always right.
2. The Domme is allowed to change her mind at any time.
3. When in doubt, refer to rule #1.




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Laundry List Rules (5/29/2006 12:19:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: troch
So many rules for a female sub.  It is much easier as a male sub.  Only 3 rules.

1. The Domme is always right.
2. The Domme is allowed to change her mind at any time.
3. When in doubt, refer to rule #1.
Hey now, here's a boy who's on the ball, instead of playing with his ... uhm, nevermind... [8D]  M




HarryVanWinkle -> RE: Laundry List Rules (5/29/2006 12:30:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHugs

Dear genvieve, Ladies and Gentlemen;
 
I've seen this list of 128 rules of submission of a female slave floating around.  Seems men pick up this 'list' but, they are not able to keep them to memory either.  It is also "female sex slave" bent.  I guess the reason why there are no 128 rules of submission for male slaves floating about, is due to the inability to commit to memory, even with a two head advantage.
 
Seriously, if D/s, M/s and or BDSM is so tied up in rules, then having fun is impossible.
There needs to be balance in a D/s and or M/s relationship, as well as in BDSM; to include rules and excuses to administer corporal play.
 
Respectfully submitted with a wee bit of humor,
Lady Hugs


Two heads aren't better than one when both of them are full of mush.




becca333 -> RE: Laundry List Rules (5/29/2006 1:05:44 AM)

Anyone who actually HAD a slave wouldn't have the time, or need, to make all these rules!  I'm sure whoever came up with all of these had/has a rich, full life inside his own head.

But thanks so much for posting this - best laugh I've had all day!




ClassAct2006 -> RE: Laundry List Rules (5/29/2006 1:56:06 AM)

It's a very arousing list. Some of the rules are perfectly acceptable. It's not practicable if you live with someone and lead a full normal life. Fun though..




NavyDDG54 -> RE: Laundry List Rules (5/29/2006 7:19:53 AM)

I've seen this list before, what I did was select a handful of them that I fel summarized the whole list and gave that to my slave to memorize, I believe she is much more effective having 11 of them to memorize and obeying efficiently, than wasting time and effort trying to futily remember 126 rules.




feastie -> RE: Laundry List Rules (5/29/2006 7:32:08 AM)

Someone find out what that guy was smokin'.  It can't be good for ya.




MistressMelissa -> RE: Laundry List Rules (5/29/2006 7:43:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: thetammyjo

Am I confused?

I thought MySpace was for teenagers? As in highschoolers?


The high schoolers, college kids put it on the map, but you can find most anyone there these days from bondage models to country stars trying to promote their individual websites. Many other subcultures have found a home on myspace. Since an individuals page can be modified or customized in endless ways many are drawn to it. I find the BDSM groups to be lacking, but its interesting to look at people pages.

Some employers now use it as a source when screening job applicants.




MistressMelissa -> RE: Laundry List Rules (5/29/2006 8:09:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: JohnWarren

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ORIGINAL: Alixandria

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125. I will learn all the positions my Master wants to teach me.

Actually, the way I've seen this published (and the author gets real annoyed when he's misquoted) it was the 126 rules of True Slavery.  You seem to have lost a rule.  I bet a certain slave master (initials J K) will be real annoyed with you now.  [:D]

BTW, the fellow in question was on my ignore list for the longest time on a discussion group I used to follow.


[slapping forehead]  DAMN, I thought I recognized them.... and I had worked so hard to forget him and his damned rules.


Greetings,

The page Best Slave Training was a VP chatroom page for training online slaves as part of role play. Over time the author has moved on to create a website for training what he believes are slaves for a 27/4 TPE. From his enterence page on http://www.bestslavetraining.com/

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This website contains material about the BDSM Lifestyle and the training of a slave to serve, obey and please her Master.  It is not intended to be a step by step slave training manual because slave training is an individualized process  that is best developed by each Master or Mistress.    "B.E.S.T."  stands for Behavior, Emotions, self-image and thoughts and each are considered and important part of slave training and will be discussed in detail within these pages. 

 
This website is not a guide for BDSM scene play.  The information within is intended for a 24/7 Master/slave or long-term Dominant/submissive relationship.  Hopefully you will learn something and maybe you'll offer an article for publication to share your knowledge with others as they journey through the BDSM lifestyle and slave training. 


The link to these rules is

http://www.bestslavetraining.com/128bsrules.htm  and is entitled

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128 Basic slave Rules by Jonathan Kay.
 
(I am making some changes to this document and will eventually release to the web a third version. The following is current to 10-14-02.)
Should you wish to use this document on your website or that it inspired you to create your own set - you must include the following credit:
128 Basic slave Rules, 126 Basic slave Rules, and Rules for the female slave are copyright 1992-2002 by Jonathans Kay, also known as Master John, Master John K III or JK. For permissions contact the author by email at: [email protected] )
Please note: these rules have gone through several rewrites over the years, starting with 77 rules in 1992, expanding to 128 in 1996, and a complete rewrite again in Nov.-Dec. 1997 while maintaining the number of rules at 128 for which the set is well known. They seem to be as much a project for those who choose to work with them as they are for Me to rewrite them from time to time. I hope to release a book soon with commentary on each rule, and in so doing, would appreciate any feedback, comments and suggestions you have concerning this release of the 128 Basic slave Rules. Changes to this list may occur without notice as I move towards and work on the book, receive various pieces of feedback, or that I find necessary to change as time goes by. These rules are available, despite some minor differences given the updates I will be making until the book is released, from several websites to whom I have granted permission to the owners of those websites to post them. Contact Me at My email address above and I will give them to you. They are easily found as well by using search engines.


Anyways if you read the section where he explains how and why he created the rules you will have a much better understanding of this author. Personally I disagree with him, but I guess everyone is welcome to their opinion. If you are going to debate these rules you should at least have the originals to work from.

 
Melissa
Mistress of Ds Haven
www.dshaven.com
 




slavetoFemale -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 1:48:25 AM)

there are ofcourse different levels of D/s but as a genuine sub male someone who never asks for anything to be done  and who gets most satisfaction from pleasing even if asked to do an act i particularly don't like i have been searching all my adult life for a natural Dominant Female not a Pro as nearly all Dommes on here are and are fake not natural Dominants cos they always ask clients what they want and are after as much money as possible i realise what true submission is about and now ofcourse im 41 so now ill be too old meat im fed up of all the talkers and fakers on these D/s sites and after searching for 23 years for a real life natural Dom i am going to maybe give up so i don't find any problem with that list and think that a true submissive needs to know exactly what they should and shouldn't do don't think obey just covers it all and if a slave learns the rules because if i had similar ones given to me by a Dom Female i would a true sub would do then the Dom doesnt have to always tell them what to do or required to order them the sub already knows everything expected so less time needed in training when together




agirl -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 2:55:03 AM)

I think they are all great ..........if you aren't me, if you have a great memory, if you have a huge amount of time at your disposal or if you aren't a major fuck-wit.

If you're struggling to remember what day it is when you force your eyes open at the dawn of each new day.......you're onto a losing wicket......grin...( Ooooops, that would be me)

agirl




MissyRane -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 3:06:34 AM)

..well I kind of gave up reading on rule#5 and jumped down the list instead will just say LOOOL [:D][:D][:D]




twicehappy -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 5:21:47 AM)

I just want to know how they get the stains not to mention the odor out of the carpet once a month if they are following rule # 87




losttreasure -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 5:26:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: slavetoFemale

there are ofcourse different levels of D/s but as a genuine sub male someone who never asks for anything to be done  and who gets most satisfaction from pleasing even if asked to do an act i particularly don't like i have been searching all my adult life for a natural Dominant Female not a Pro as nearly all Dommes on here are and are fake not natural Dominants cos they always ask clients what they want and are after as much money as possible i realise what true submission is about and now ofcourse im 41 so now ill be too old meat im fed up of all the talkers and fakers on these D/s sites and after searching for 23 years for a real life natural Dom i am going to maybe give up so i don't find any problem with that list and think that a true submissive needs to know exactly what they should and shouldn't do don't think obey just covers it all and if a slave learns the rules because if i had similar ones given to me by a Dom Female i would a true sub would do then the Dom doesnt have to always tell them what to do or required to order them the sub already knows everything expected so less time needed in training when together


SlavetoFemale, you are right... in some cases, obey doesn't really cover it all.  In your case, I'm thinking rules of punctuation might be in order.  [;)]




Mavis -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 5:28:56 AM)

Personally, i much prefer the Ferengi Rules of Aquisition"

My fav is number 286... (Quarks rule)  "When Mom leaves, it's all over"

http://www.sjtrek.com/trek/rules/




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