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twicehappy -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 5:29:12 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: losttreasure


SlavetoFemale, you are right... in some cases, obey doesn't really cover it all.  In your case, I'm thinking rules of punctuation might be in order.  [;)]


Lol, i am about to be mean here but after coming across his same exact post in four threads not to mention the thread he started with it i am beginning to think a gag might be in order as well.




gypsylee -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 5:29:17 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: genvieve

Female Slave Rules

(...blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah ad nauseum)



i'm so glad i'm not a slave [8D]




Mavis -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 5:37:26 AM)

i know the fellow who does the best slave training site, and yes, those rules look like a bunch or hoey-yutz-speak, but some of the other material there is good.. and the guy really is pretty squared away.   i kind of think some of the early material was a product of youth.

The link on 5 typs of interpersonal power are interesting reading..  (reward, coercive, legitimate, reverant, and expert powers) 
http://bestslavetraining.com/slavemgtpower.htm




MagiksSlave -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 5:42:42 AM)

Man to me a lot of those rules arent even legal.. LOL sit on bare skin if wearing a skirt LOL yeah lets get our slave arrested for indesent expousure not to mention the ones about menstal cycle um eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww Im sorry thats not healthy!!! Im suprised he didnt have a rule about punishing for breathing without permition!!

To the auther, Your proctologist called, they found your brain!!!

Magik's amused slave




subbie12 -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 6:33:18 AM)

Variations of this list have been around for years and it never fails to bring a chuckle when I read it. I am just blown away when I receive e-mails from supposed Master/Dom's that claim they want to micro-manage their property in such a way.
 
I don't want a Dom that is so insecure that he feels like he has to micro-manage me. I have a brain and desire to be repected for my ability to use it! I may be a submissive but I am not a mindless robot that needs direction 24/7! lol
 
One thing I noticed is that many of these "rules" are just down right unreal! lol I agree that it is unhygenic to expect a woman to go without a pad/tampon during her period. Then to expect her to sit so that her bare girl parts are on the seat...hmm, what about the stains that will be left when she stands? I am sure that some people would be unhappy when they go to sit on the chair? I wonder if the Dom gets some sort of secret joy at that thought? I s he prepared to pay for the cleaning?? lol




Sinergy -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 6:39:25 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: losttreasure

quote:

ORIGINAL: genvieve

Ok, i went onto Myspace and found the following post...and just wanted to leave it out there in the great divide...let me know your thoughts on someone who gives all of these rules to every submissive/slave involved with them.



*bursts out laughing*

Edited to add:

Ahem... considering further, I think I'd better clarify my response just a tad; were I to be given the above rules by someone, in addition to uncontrollable laughter, my reply would be something along the lines of, "Yeah, right... good luck with that."



This reminds me of the book The Cider House Rules by John Irving.

"The person who wrote up the Cider House Rules never had to live in the cider house."

My first impression is that the person who wrote that list is not overly secure in their ability to dominate another person.

Just me, could be wrong, but there you go.

Sinergy




Sinergy -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 6:43:11 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subbie12

Variations of this list have been around for years and it never fails to bring a chuckle when I read it. I am just blown away when I receive e-mails from supposed Master/Dom's that claim they want to micro-manage their property in such a way. 
 


Hello A/all,

I had a submissmive once who asked me to micro-manage her life.  These rules would probably have been something she would love to read and follow and the like.

I am the Dominant in the relationship.  I have enough balls I am keeping in the air managing my own life, which part of being Dominant involves managing somebody else's life as well?  I accepted the balls I am juggling, so I dont really want to give them to her, but I want a submissive, not a basket charity case.

Just me, could be wrong, but there you go.

Sinergy




subbie12 -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 7:00:01 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy

quote:

ORIGINAL: subbie12

Variations of this list have been around for years and it never fails to bring a chuckle when I read it. I am just blown away when I receive e-mails from supposed Master/Dom's that claim they want to micro-manage their property in such a way. 
 


Hello A/all,

I had a submissive once who asked me to micro-manage her life.  These rules would probably have been something she would love to read and follow and the like.

I am the Dominant in the relationship.  I have enough balls I am keeping in the air managing my own life, which part of being Dominant involves managing somebody else's life as well?  I accepted the balls I am juggling, so I don't really want to give them to her, but I want a submissive, not a basket charity case.

Just me, could be wrong, but there you go.

Sinergy


When I received the most recent e-mail from such a "wanna be Dom"  I told him I wanted a man that had better things to do than require me to phone him for permission to pee! (he actually had that as one of his requrements... "His property would be required to get permission to use the bathroom and if He was not there would be required to phone him to attain the permission").
 
This person got very upset with my supposed disrespect...needless to say he was put on my "block" list!




charismagirrl -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 8:23:43 AM)

Just gotta say this about the whole sitting on the girly parts rule (umm EWWW)...someone touched on getting the slave arrested for indecent exposure. i'm not thinking that anything was meant to be visible, just instead of sitting on the dress/skirt she'd be sitting directly on the furniture..Then someone mentioned the stain that could be left behind or the next person who may come to sit in that seat....

[;)]Well..ummm... i'm thinking....WHAT ABOUT BACTERIA?????? Just EWW EWW and more EWWW...sure the stain thing would be embarassing and well, yeah the whole next patron sitting there in the wet spot (without so much as a kiss or anything :)) would suck for them...but what about the possible creepy crawlies or dirt stuff that those poor little girly parts would be sitting on,all naked and unprotected and exposed.

Awww poor girly parts:(




Fantazmaster -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 9:40:09 AM)

Ok while we are on the subject,here is another classic that has been around since before there was an Internet as we know it.I am not the author
and I am posting this as a matter of interest here.Over the years I have had many tell me that they tend to "pick and choose" from these rather than
following the entirety of demands.

Demands:

Slave,

Know this:

You are not my wife. You will never become my wife. You have no claim on
my assets or my income. You are not expected to cook for me, or keep house
for me, or sew for me, or bear my children, or rear them. You are solely
my sex slave.

Your goal and purpose in life from now on is to serve my sexual pleasure.
You will concentrate all your attention and initiative toward attracting,
arousing, stimulating, intensifying, and satisfying my sexual lust.

You will at all times wear a slave collar symbolizing your status as my
personal property. You will not handle or attempt to remove a slave collar
other than at my direct command.

You will submit to any brands or tattoos that I choose to place on your
body to proclaim your slave status or to enhance your appearance.

You will acknowledge that you are a sex slave and that I am your master
whenever you are asked. You will identify me as your master when making
introductions.

You will greet me with the words "Master, please fuck me!" whenever you
meet me, whether in your apartment or elsewhere. You will answer the
telephone in your apartment with the words "Sex slave" and your name.

You will come quickly to me and kneel before me whenever I enter your
apartment.

You will strip and remain naked whenever you are in your apartment. While
there you will wear nothing that covers or conceals any part of your
breasts, your pubes, or your buttocks.

You will shave or otherwise remove the hair from your pubic area as well as
your legs and your axillae. You will keep these areas smooth and
stubble-free at all times.

You will never wear panties, pantyhose, or any undergarment that covers or
conceals any part of your shaved cunt.

You will never wear a bra or any undergarment that covers your nipples.
Some clothes may require support or shaping of your breasts for best
effect; you will wear stick-ons or an open-front bra for this purpose.

You will dress to keep your breasts on display to the limit of the law; at
all times it must be possible for a casual observer to see the full shape
of your breasts and the condition (erect or not) of your nipples. You will
wear low-cut blouses or tops to expose much of your breasts most of the
time. You will wear see-through blouses whenever socially acceptable.

You will dress to keep your ass on display to the limit of the law; at all
times it must be possible for a casual observer to see the full shape of
your buttocks, hips and thighs.

You will wear only miniskirts no longer than midway between your cunt and
the top of your kneecaps. I will place a tattoo mark on your thigh which
your skirts must never cover.

You will wear only pants or shorts that are completely skin tight,
specifically in the crotch, conforming to and revealing the shape of your
mons and labia and the division between them and conforming to your
buttocks and the division between them.

You will wear stockings that are shiny or patterned to emphasize the curves
of your legs. You will choose stockings that cling to your thighs, or wear
round elastic garters. You may keep stockings on in your apartment.

You will wear high-heeled shoes or boots (four inches or higher) at all
times, including when in your apartment, except for sleeping and for
exercising at a gym. You will wear shoes with ankle straps that close with
small padlocks to display your slave status. You will wear boots that are
perfectly skin-tight, conforming to the curves of your ankles and calves.

You will dress for all social gatherings outside your apartment to be the
most sexually provocative female present. Exception: you will keep one
conservative outfit for dealing with government officials.

You will expose and display your naked breasts or shaved cunt to anyone at
any time at my command. You will not deliberately expose your nipples or
cunt in public at other times.

You will wear mostly leather clothing. You will choose leather that is
thin, soft, and glossy, not bulky or stiff. You will also wear shiny,
stretchy fabrics, shiny soft silks, sheer fabrics, stretchy lace, and very
soft clinging knits.

You will dress mostly in bright red, white, gold, or black. You will wear
hot-pink hot-pants with matching thigh-high boots.

You will wear, whenever possible, garments that could be removed from your
bound spread-eagled body without your active cooperation. You will find or
have custom-made leather jeans, shiny stretch pants, and thin nylon shorts
all with full-length zippers down both outer seams; blouses with
full-length zippers, buttons, or lacing on both sleeves; and other garments
with similar features that make it obviously easy to strip you naked.

You will actively seek out and present for my approval sexually provocative
clothing and accessories. You will maintain a collection of catalogs of
Command:
sexy clothing. You will study the art of clothing design, and
actively create new designs for sexually provocative garments.

You will acquire waist nipper corsets that reduce your natural waist
measurement by six inches. You will wear them with certain outfits that I
select.

You will acquire a grope suit designed to tickle and stimulate your cunt
and breasts and keep you in a state of intense sexual arousal.

You will wear anything I place on you, whether clothing, jewelry, corsetry,
or restraints, until I remove it or order you to remove it.

You will undergo surgical sterilization to permanently avoid becoming
pregnant.

You will keep your cunt, your asshole, your mouth, and your entire body
scrupulously clean and free of bad odor at all times.

You will at all times wear perfume; you will choose perfumes that are bold,
provocative, and sexually suggestive; you will use moderate amounts.

You will wear your hair very long, and will style and maintain it to
enhance your attractiveness and sex appeal.

You will acquire and maintain a deep, uniform suntan.

You will use facial makeup sparingly, choosing subtle combinations. But
you will wear red lipstick as a visible symbol of your sexual openness
(representing the flush on sexually aroused cuntlips).

You will wear a two-foot light flexible spreader bar between your legs when
sleeping to establish the habit of keeping your legs spread and remaining
sexually vulnerable and available for fucking at all times.

You will exercise regularly to meet the strength and endurance requirements
I establish for you, because fucking, cock-sucking, bondage, and punishment
are physically demanding activities. The initial requirements are 10
pushups (from toes), 30 situps, 3 chinups, and 30 minutes for a two mile
run.

You will control your weight and measurements and clothing sizes to meet my
requirements. You will neither gain nor lose more than five pounds or more
than one inch at bust, waist, hips, or thighs, or one shoe size.

You will maintain good posture at all times, keeping your head up, your
back straight, your shoulders back thrusting your breasts up and forward,
and your tummy in. You will never slump or slouch.

You will study and practice the female arts of sexual intercourse in all
their variations. You will work at enhancing my pleasure in fucking you.
You will learn to stop all motions at my command. You will learn to move
your hips in perfect synchronization with my fucking strokes, and to adjust
your movements as my rhythm changes.

You will exercise your vaginal and anal muscles to meet the size, strength,
endurance, and control requirements I establish for you. You will learn to
squeeze with your cunt and your ass in many ways. You will practice and
record your progress using instrumented dildoes.

You will study male sexual anatomy, physiology, and psychology. You will
apply what you learn to enhancing my sexual pleasures.

You will study my body, my penis, my other erogenous and sensitive areas,
my sexual likes and dislikes, my emotional triggers, the pace and timing of
my arousal and orgasms, and my moods. You will learn to maintain me at a
high level of sexual arousal for extended periods, and to bring me to
orgasm rapidly upon command.

You will record and study your own sexual responses, erogenous and
sensitive areas, ticklish areas, the pace and timing of your arousal and
orgasms, and moods. You will tell me all these things about yourself.

You will study and practice the art of fellatio in all its variations. You
will learn and practice the deep-throat technique. You will learn to
retain my semen in your mouth or to swallow it at my command. You will suck
my cock on command or at my gesture. You will acknowledge that you are a
practiced and frequent cock-sucker whenever asked by anyone.

You will always refer to my penis as your God. You will kneel whenever you
see my penis to worship it by kissing, licking, and sucking it. You will
keep a fullsize rubber replica of my erect penis prominently on display in
your apartment, and will kneel to kiss and suck it immediately upon
entering.

You will study and practice the arts of massage, including all ways of
sexually stimulating me with your hands. You will become expert at
stroking and squeezing my penis and scrotum with your hands. You will
become expert at massage for relaxing me. You will acquire and maintain a
collection of creams, oils, and lotions for use in massaging my body.

You will study and practice the arts of erotic body kissing. You will
learn to stimulate me by nibbling, kissing, and sucking my nipples, my
neck, and other sensitive areas of my body.

You will study and practice the art of French kissing. You will always
accept kisses with your mouth open and you will never break a kiss. You
will invite intrusion by my tongue, and use your tongue to stimulate my
mouth. When I kiss you in a standing position, you will raise your hands
above your head thus raising your arms and opening your body for fondling.

You will study and practice the arts of exotic erotic dancing, including
strip-tease, tassel-twirling, belly-dancing, and go-go. You will maintain
a collection of appropriate recorded music to accompany your dancing.

You will study and practice the art of sexually provocative walking. You
will swivel your hips, strut, and flaunt your femaleness whenever you walk
in my presence or in public.

You will adopt a variety of sexually provocative postures for standing,
sitting, and lying down, both clothed and naked. You will at all times
keep your legs and your lips at least slightly parted to symbolize your
constant sexual availability to me. You will actively seek out and invent
new sexy poses.

You will practice kneeling to acknowledge your slavery in the proper
sex-slave posture: knees apart, back straight, hands on outer thighs,
elbows back, breasts lifted and thrust forward.

You will keep your eyes lowered, directed below my waist, when in my
presence.

You will study and practice the feminine arts of flirting and cock-teasing.
You will exercise these arts toward me whenever you are in my presence, and
you will flirt with other men at my command.

You will study and practice the arts of double-entendre and sexy wordplay.
You will practice the use of teasing sexy talk before and during punishment
to enhance my pleasure.

You will study and practice the arts of erotically stimulating moans and
exclamations and colorful language during sex play and intercourse.

You will research aphrodisiac and stimulating foods and drugs, for yourself
and for me. You will acquire and use those your researches and experiments
find most effective.

You will acquire and maintain a collection of sex toys, including hand
vibrators, dildoes, dildo vibrators, anal probes, anal vibrators, cock
rings, penis vibrators, breast squeezers, nipple suction devices, nipple
vibrators, french ticklers, clit suction devices, clit ticklers, ben-wa
balls, clitoral vibrators, penis pumps, mechanical fucking devices, rubber
clothing, and chemical stimulants.

You will study and practice the uses of all of your sex toys, and offer
them to me for use whenever appropriate. You will actively seek out new
sex toys and suggest them to me.

You will submit to bondage at any time and any place. You will place
yourself in bondage or restraints at my command.

You will acquire a collection of bondage equipment, including leather
helmets, head boxes, leather blindfolds, ball gags, penis gags, bits, jaw
spreaders, bridles, thumb cuffs, wrist cuffs, elbow cuffs, ankle cuffs,
single gloves, arm binders, neck cuffs, posture collars, spreader bars,
racks, stocks, waist nippers, crotch belts, partial penetrators, butt plugs, labia spreaders, harnesses, ropes, straps, buckles, pulleys, chains,
and locks. You will actively seek out ideas for new forms of erotic
bondage and suggest them to me.

You will have installed and maintain a variety of anchor bolts, eyes, and
pulleys for bondage and suspension in the ceiling, walls, and floor of your
apartment, in the playroom, in the bedroom, on the bed, in the living room,
and on the patio.

You will help me design and construct a sex altar: a leather-covered padded
bench with attachment points enabling me to bind a woman's body completely
immobile and spread totally open and available for feeling and fucking. You
will clean, maintain and repair the sex altar and keep it ready for use at
all times. You will arrange yourself for binding on the sex altar at my
command.

You will help me design, build, and test a rape rack: a device with
movable, adjustable arms to hold a woman's wrists, ankles, neck, waist, and
other body parts in whatever position I choose to place her. You will
clean, maintain and repair the rape rack and keep it ready for use at all
times. You will adjust the rape rack to any specified posture and lock
yourself into it at my command.

You will keep all bondage equipment neatly stored and ready for use. You
will clean, maintain, and repair all bondage equipment.

You will help me design, build, test, and improve a sex machine that will
arouse, stimulate, maintain, intensify, and control a woman's sexual
responses and induce, control, and time her orgasms automatically or by
remote control while keeping her body fully on display.

You will submit to punishment at any time and any place. You will place
yourself in position for punishment at my command.

You will acquire and maintain a collection of sexual punishment equipment,
including whips, cat-o-nine-tails, crops, canes, switches, paddles, tit
whips, pussy whips, breast clamps, nipple clamps, nipple weights, labia
clamps, clitoris clamps, cunt stretchers, anus stretchers, tight corsets,
electrical prods, cunt shockers, remote controls, mace, chemical irritants,
cold packs, heat probes, and enema nozzles. You will actively seek out
ideas for new forms of erotic punishment and suggest them to me.

You will keep all punishment equipment neatly stored and ready for use.
You will clean, maintain, and repair all punishment equipment.

You will remember punishments I impose on you, remind me of them, and
request performance of them. You will administer punishments to yourself
at my command. You will wetly kiss each whip and each piece of punishment
equipment when offering it to me for use or before using it upon yourself,
and before storing it after use. You will thank me each time I punish you.

You will submit to piercing of your nipples, of your nasal septum, of your
labia majora, of your clitoris, and of whatever other parts of your
body I choose to pierce. You will carefully maintain your piercings,
keeping them open and disinfected at all times.

You will at all times unless I tell you otherwise wear small gold rings
through your nipples and your nose, and a barbell stud through your
clitoris. You will wear a small gold ring through your pierced cuntlip
bearing a silver tag engraved with your name and International Sex Slave
Registry number.

You will acquire and maintain a collection of jewelry for calling attention
to your sex slave piercings, including gold chains to pass between your
nipple rings, to pass from your nipple rings around your neck pulling your
breasts up by the nipples, to pass through your nipple rings and your nose
ring holding your head bowed, and to pass through both nipple rings and
your cuntlip ring.

You will acquire and maintain a collection of pierced nipple jewelry,
including large brilliant solitaire gems, rings of gems to surround your
areolae, gold disks with open centers to display your nipples, shiny chain
dangles, and colorful tassels.

You will acquire and maintain a collection of jewelry for your pierced
nose, for your pierced cuntlips, and for your pierced clitoris. You will
acquire chain leashes that can be clipped to your nose, nipple, or cunt
rings.

You will maintain and wear in public a collection of slave earrings,
necklaces, bracelets, anklets, and pins depicting explicitly sexual
figures, images, and symbols. These will include penises, testicles,
vaginas, breasts, and nipples, and figurines engaged in fucking,
cocksucking, bondage, and whipping.

You will maintain and wear in public a collection of slave earrings,
necklaces, bracelets, anklets, and pins with punning or explicitly sexual
words and figures, including the slogans "Sex Slave", "Sex Toy", "Slave
Girl", "In Stocks and Bonds", "Boy Toy", "Feel Me", "Fuck Me", "Feel the
Pink", "Plug My Socket", "Pussy", "Gang Bang Girl", "Round Heels", "Hot
Lips", "Hot'N'Wet", "Hot Ass", "Always Open", "Do It Now!", "Forever
Fuckable", "Whip Me", "69", "Cocksucker", and "I Suck Cock".

You will study the art of jewelry design. You will actively seek out and
create new designs for public slave jewelry, for pierced nipple, pierced
nose, and pierced cunt jewelry and present them to me.

You will maintain a collection of punishment jewelry that clips painfully
on your nipples, your cuntlips, or your clitoris and has sparkling or
brightly colored dangles or tassels to display your condition for my
enjoyment. You will actively seek out and create new designs for
punishment jewelry and present them to me.

You will actively recruit other women for my sexual use and pleasure, and
assist me in seducing them, arousing them, binding them, fucking them,
punishing them, dominating them mentally and emotionally, videotaping them,
and inducing them to return for more. You will keep records of the women
you recruit for me and those you assist me in enjoying.

You will study female sexual anatomy, physiology, and psychology. You will
apply what you learn to enhancing my sexual pleasures with other women
through advice, demonstration, and participation.

You will actively attract, tease, pursue, seduce, suck, fuck, confuse, and
abandon the husband or boyfriend of any other women in order to separate
him from the women as an aid in recruiting her for my sexual use and
pleasure.

You will actively aid me in forcibly abducting other women for my sexual
use and pleasure, and assist me in finding, choosing, capturing,
transporting, brainwashing, fucking, punishing, stimulating, controlling,
keeping, and returning them.

You will study the arts of female lesbian domination. You will dominate,
bind, fondle, squeeze, suck, dildo-fuck, and punish any woman at my command
as if she were a sex slave owned by you, as a display for my amusement and
pleasure.

You will submit yourself to any man I designate for his sexual pleasure,
for cocksucking or fucking or bondage or punishment. You will obey such a
man as you would me, and actively work to sexually arouse, stimulate, and
satisfy him. You will remember and record the actions and responses of all
such men.

Immediately after being fucked by any other man, you will douche carefully
with a disinfectant detergent solution.

You will submit yourself to any woman I designate for her sexual pleasure,
for sucking or bondage or punishment. You will obey such a woman as you
would me, and actively work to sexually arouse, stimulate, and satisfy her.
You will study the methods of lesbian sexual intercourse and apply them to
such women. You will remember and record the actions and responses of all
such women.

You will masturbate on command, to orgasm or multiple orgasms, with or
without the use of vibrators, dildoes, and other sex toys, on command, for
my amusement. You will stop masturbating on command.

You will study and practice the arts of on-camera sexual performance for
video recording. You will actively cooperate with video recording of your
sexual performances.

You will study and practice the arts of on-stage sexual performance before
live audiences. You will actively seek out opportunities to perform live
sex acts on stage.

You will study the arts of scripting, planning, and directing erotic and
pornographic movies, videos, and live stage productions.

You will model each new outfit of clothing and strip it off teasingly at
least twice, showing front and rear views. You will model the use of each
new sex toy, each new piece of bondage equipment, and each new piece of
punishment equipment. You will model each new piece of jewelry for your
sex slave piercings, each new piece of public slave jewelry, and each new
piece of punishment jewelry. You will script, plan, direct, and perform
these displays for maximum sexual impact. You will perform these displays
in my presence and will record them on videotape.

You will model and perform each new kind of erotic dance, sexually
provocative walk, and sexually provocative pose that you learn. You will
script, plan, direct, and perform these displays for maximum sexual impact.
You will perform these displays in my presence and will record them on
videotape.

You will keep a slave diary recording everything that you do and everything
that I do to you, and your feelings, moods, and reactions. You will
record in it all observations and researches that I may require of you.
You will keep this diary available to me at all times.

You will practice the arts of erotic storytelling and short-story writing.
You will rewrite each specifically sexual event from your diary twice,
first making it as erotically titillating and arousing as you are able for
masculine readers, and then again for feminine readers. You will actively
invent fictional sexual situations and sex acts, and write them for my
pleasure.

You will acquire, maintain, index, and study a library of erotic books,
magazines, photographs, posters, sculpture, audiotapes, videotapes, and
catalogs. You will include in the library all photographs and videotapes
of yourself and your sexual performances. You will actively seek out new
works of erotica. You will be prepared to describe to me the style and
content of any selection, and to select the best examples of any style of
erotic action.

You will decorate your apartment with sexually explicit, provocative,
erotic, and suggestive paintings, photographs, posters, quotations, and
sculpture. These will include likenesses of yourself and of me. You will
actively seek out and acquire such works and vary the selection on display
frequently.

You will select and mix a long recording of yourself and other women being
teased, tickled, and fucked, sighing, moaning, and crying out with sexual
excitement, need, and frustration, begging for release through orgasm; and
of yourself and other women being whipped and erotically punished,
squealing and crying with pain and begging for mercy. You will continually
add to this recording as new material becomes available. You will play it
as constant background music in your apartment.

You will prominently display at the entrance to your apartment, facing the
front door, an 11x17-inch framed copy of your International Sex Slave
Registration certificate listing your name, my name, and the text of your
vows of submission.

You will also display at the same location two 24x32-inch photographs of
yourself: one a close-up of your face, taken at the moment of orgasm, wet
with sweat, mouth open, lost in violent sexual pleasure; the other a
close-up of your naked shaved cunt, flushed with sexual arousal, wet with
your own lubricating secretions, spread wide to show your throbbing erect
clitoris and your eager vaginal lips.

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Taken from Perverts and Weirdos Digest, October, 1988

Now, that you have read of Master Steve's demands, I would be interested in
your comments. You may share them with me privately, via E-mail or share
them openly by posting a message in the D&s Lifestyles Message Base.

DBM, Sysop




Iskander -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 9:52:45 AM)

One rule I didn't see was that the slave isn't allowed to sleep...
But I guess with so many things to do and rules to follow it goes without saying.. [:D]

Iskander...





charismagirrl -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 10:04:46 AM)

Just kind out of curiosity and for the fact that i needed something to get my mental wheels spinning while i was having my coffee and just out of a morbid sense of what could be fun(ny), i followed the link to the bestslavetraining site and looked at the 128 rule list...

i went through the whole thing and picked out the ones that apply to me as a slave or to my relationship with My Daddy. i actually came up with about 78 of them that could apply. (kind of surprised me)

That being said...so many aren't actually rules (ImO) but more a general slavey/subbie way of thinking or being....Some are open to "Ifs" ..."If X happened i would do Y"....Some are just a given to me,just a matter of course...then of course are all of those that i threw out the window that couldn't apply (the whole "red wings" thing and the putting my girly parts in bacterial jeopardy for 2)..Then were those that were only true in part for me (if i removed those then it would've come down to maybe 73-74)

my relationship with my Daddy doesn't have a ton of rules (very very few)...but the overall behavior and mindset "just is" what it is and that has similarities to the list. As far as memorizing and that part, ummmmm maybe not so much, i doubt my Daddy would ever want everything to be so ultra structured or micro-managed.




LotusSong -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 10:20:28 AM)

Rule 129:  If you cannot remember ALL these rules and understand that My imagination is better than the reality due to My limited understanding of a woman's mind and her physiology.. you may become my Domme and teach me what I should know for a successful future relationship.

P.S.  We can only be Master/slave when my Mom isn't home.  "cause she'd get really mad.




Amaros -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 10:33:48 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

#87... Ewwwewewewwww!


The fact that there is a #87 is bad enough...




LotusSong -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 10:48:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Amaros

quote:

ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

#87... Ewwwewewewwww!


The fact that there is a #87 is bad enough...



Has he never seen the Burning Bed???  He's gonna have to sleep sometime. 




MisPandora -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 11:32:20 AM)

Random thoughts on the grocery list:

* How does a dominant enforce all that shit?  I couldn't even get through most of it.  I'd run out of hours in the day.

* I don't see an entry line for "bring dominant pain killer for the horrible headache that this slave's rules give him/her".





littlesarbonn -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 12:05:49 PM)

Dem be lots of rules.




LaTigresse -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 12:23:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: littlesarbonn

Dem be lots of rules.


That is what I was thinking, as I was laughing.




Fantazmaster -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 12:47:06 PM)

Yes just imagine something like Chapter 139 -Breathing Rules .




sophia37 -> RE: Laundry List Rules (10/13/2006 3:27:23 PM)

Oh no! This is too funny.  Rule 82. My behavior must always be sexual. Ok sure. Picture this, There I am in the principles office when my son acts up. If rule number 82 applies I'll probably get my son thrown out of school or have them call social services the second I leave the room. Better go investigate that mother and family!

And how bout rule 83. The only clothing I will wear will be those items which fit my figure and accent all of my bodily features. Now theres a person who hasnt shopped lately. Even Fredricks of Hollywood clothes get sent back 95 % of the time these days. Whos making this stuff anymore anyway?  Size two Chinese women?  

Actually though, that must be the reason as a slave I should go naked. What number was that rule again? My master must have seen my wardrobe.




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