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RE: Laundry List Rules - 10/13/2006 3:45:12 PM   
sophia37


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Status: offline 		Thats it.  Rule number 94 makes me perpetually late for everything.  When I take a shower I can do so the way I like to, but when I have finished washing I must rinse my entire body with only cold water for not less than 2 full minutes. I am not to try to cover my body with my arms and hands thereafter. I may use a towel to dry off, but in my Master's house - I can only be dried off by Him whipping me dry.

lololololol And how long will whipping me dry take? 20 minutes? all day? Geez without a good whipping my hair alone takes an hour to air dry. Im not sure whipping it would make things go faster. It might look prettier in the end, but hey, life is short and Ive got a zillion things to do. Like go out and buy sexy clothing that accents all my curves. Plus Ive got all these rules to read and memorize. I'll also be spending a lot of time flashing people. Or eating salad with pee. Where does the day go? Oh boy master will be mad at me after this I'm sure. So I better at the end of the day tell him Ive been bad and have him punish me. Is this the perfect life or what?

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RE: Laundry List Rules - 10/13/2006 3:45:24 PM   
DOM33416


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Status: offline 		My eyes got tired so I could not finish the list , was there any mention of doing the windows?

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RE: Laundry List Rules - 10/13/2006 3:50:43 PM   
behindmirrors


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sophia37

Thats it.  Rule number 94 makes me perpetually late for everything.  When I take a shower I can do so the way I like to, but when I have finished washing I must rinse my entire body with only cold water for not less than 2 full minutes. I am not to try to cover my body with my arms and hands thereafter. I may use a towel to dry off, but in my Master's house - I can only be dried off by Him whipping me dry.

lololololol And how long will whipping me dry take? 20 minutes? all day? Geez without a good whipping my hair alone takes an hour to air dry. Im not sure whipping it would make things go faster. It might look prettier in the end, but hey, life is short and Ive got a zillion things to do. Like go out and buy sexy clothing that accents all my curves. Plus Ive got all these rules to read and memorize. I'll also be spending a lot of time flashing people. Or eating salad with pee. Where does the day go? Oh boy master will be mad at me after this I'm sure. So I better at the end of the day tell him Ive been bad and have him punish me. Is this the perfect life or what?



Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!....hahahahahaha!

That was awesome.

It's making me glad that my Dom doesn't have the time, ambition, or desire to micromanage me (or whip me dry after each shower, for that matter- I'd have to be up for work at 3 am to make that happen and not be late and actually be sorta dry). I think I'd go nuts trying to memorize all that and still keep up with my homework.

*shakes head*
behindmirrors.

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RE: Laundry List Rules - 10/13/2006 4:03:15 PM   
LotusSong


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Status: offline 		We need to give this guy credit.  It is not easy to get all your thoughts together.. and type a lengthy tome like this using just the one hand.

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RE: Laundry List Rules - 10/13/2006 5:25:58 PM   
gypsygrl


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Status: offline 		I love rules!  I'm crap at following them, but I still love them.  And, to have someone send me 125 really absurd rules that couldn't, in principle, be followed, would be, like, some
kind of wonderful masochistic fantasy come true.  My failure would be garunteed at the start, no matter how hard I tried.

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RE: Laundry List Rules - 10/13/2006 5:35:39 PM   
Sinergy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

We need to give this guy credit.  It is not easy to get all your thoughts together.. and type a lengthy tome like this using just the one hand.


Dont forget that this person either had a plethora of keyboards, or successfully avoided getting goo on the one he was typing it all on one handed.

Just me, coudl be wrong, but there you go.

Sinergy

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RE: Laundry List Rules - 10/13/2006 6:37:43 PM   
Morrigel


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Status: offline 		Number 94 caught my attention as well.  In 19 years, I have never participated in nor witnessed a whipping (or spanking, or flogging, or caning, or any other sort of beating) that resulted in the bottom being "dry".

A light sweat that covers the whole body is a pretty typical response.  At least if you're doing it right.

Perhaps he has a towel method of whipping.  Like a locker-room prank towel-popping, but repeatedly all over the girl's body?  Kinda like a teen sex comedy on crack.

< Message edited by Morrigel -- 10/13/2006 6:38:13 PM >

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RE: Laundry List Rules - 10/13/2006 7:19:30 PM   
cloudboy


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God, whoever knew BDSM could be so tiresome.

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RE: Laundry List Rules - 10/13/2006 11:19:41 PM   
Owned1


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Status: offline 		Hey!!!!!  Where did you guys get my list of rules?????

My Master wrote these before I met him and this list is the reason I agreed to belong to him.  This is how we live our lives, with kids, jobs, family and friends visiting, and all the usual day to day stuff.  People who drop in have learnt to understand I might be doing any one of the rules and just hve to wait to talk to me.

OMG  I am laughing so hard I almost cannot see the keyboard to type, therefore any typos are to be excused.

Owned

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RE: Laundry List Rules - 10/13/2006 11:55:34 PM   
subartist4dom


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Status: offline 		I had to hid the damn list from my master as I laughed.  Sadly I think I'd be getting punished every two seconds for breaking one of the rules.   And since I have ADHD I couldn't even get past the first ten rules so what makes anyone think I can adhere to the rest of these rules.  My last words for this... BITE ME, BITE ME HARD.

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