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A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/28/2006 6:48:18 PM

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1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.

2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.

3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?

4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.

5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!

6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me.

7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.

8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.

9. Play with the balls.

10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.

11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!

12. Make hay when the sun shines. it's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep".

13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?

RE: A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/28/2006 6:57:01 PM

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This is the most distasteful post I HAVE EVER READ. Disrespectful is mild to what this post is.. But if it is so yummy open your mouth and have some your self.. After all isn't men who should be on their knees? And they want to know why they are called PIGS?

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RE: A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/28/2006 6:59:07 PM

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Hmm, must be me, but I thought it was funny.

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RE: A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/28/2006 7:03:46 PM

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hahha I never got pms when I got my periods.

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RE: A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/28/2006 7:07:11 PM

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and just how far has this gotten you, DomDoc??

lmaooooooo

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RE: A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/28/2006 10:04:46 PM

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and just how far has this gotten you, DomDoc??
lmaooooooo

Who ever said this was my philosophy? It's just a friggin' joke (written by a pig) for cryin' out loud! I knew some would bitch about it ... and others would laugh. But anyone who opens a fellatio joke on a BdSm board & is offended because it isn't PC is just plain irrational. :-)

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RE: A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/28/2006 10:23:42 PM

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i found it humorous.

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RE: A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/29/2006 12:58:58 AM

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Oh yes I found it very offensive too, who can imagine such filth being slathered about on this forum? Now lets all go up a few sections and continue the discussion of what else would be fun to shove into people's assholes while cutting them open with switches while their shackled to a wall.

Pick your battles people, take a look where we are and learn how to take a friggin joke.

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RE: A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/29/2006 1:11:57 AM

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Wait till Celeste shows up. I am sure she will post an equally riotous cunninglus post.

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RE: A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/29/2006 1:13:23 AM

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quote:

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Oh yes I found it very offensive too, who can imagine such filth being slathered about on this forum? Now lets all go up a few sections and continue the discussion of what else would be fun to shove into people's assholes while cutting them open with switches while their shackled to a wall.

Hahaha
Okay I wasn't offended, but would eliminate #7, because it's a damn lie!.. Every man I've known would rather taste moi than his cum, and having tasted cum and myself, I taste better than cum on/off my period. M

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RE: A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/29/2006 1:18:46 AM

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8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.

Never heard of teeth, huh? ::winks::

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RE: A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/29/2006 1:20:17 AM

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Wait till Celeste shows up. I am sure she will post an equally riotous cunninglus post.

No can do, Loki. I'm not giving up my secrets and creating more competition for myself.

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RE: A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/29/2006 1:21:23 AM

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Awwww......

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RE: A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/29/2006 3:38:49 AM

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I thought it was funny and the very fact that it pissed some people off so much made it even better.

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RE: A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/29/2006 8:10:36 AM

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld
Wait till Celeste shows up. I am sure she will post an equally riotous cunninglus post.

Actually ... *I* already posted a "New Drink Recipe" ... called the Blowjob Revenge

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RE: A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/29/2006 12:41:25 PM

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Never heard of teeth, huh? ::winks:: Celeste

Actually, Celeste, that's a whole new joke .... punch line is "Get 'em before they get teeth!"

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RE: A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/29/2006 3:25:33 PM

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Y'know I have been chided on this forum for certain remarks. I have responded, OK, another's opinion is that, basically they don't like me. OK.

But then if anyone ever calls one of my jokes on this board tasteless, or inappropriate, they will get it with both barrels.

Actually anyone's jokes. Bring out your dirtyest and nastyest ! That is what we are here for ! Fuck political correctness (except for me, there are people watching me) and fuck normal sensability. If you want normal, go to Disney dot com. (actually that ain't all that normal anymore since Walt died).

Bring it on, scat jokes, piss all over each other, do as thou wilt. The raunchier the better.

And to those offended I have a word of advice, don't fucking read it.

T

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RE: A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/29/2006 3:36:40 PM

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Holier than thou dommes who attack all men and their jokes make me laugh almost as much as the joke from the OP.

I thought it was funny personally.....things that are true are usually funny like that. Take for example the show "The Boondocks" on the adult swim of Cartoon Network....they explore many truths that are just hilarious because everyone knows but not everyone says them.

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RE: A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/29/2006 3:46:07 PM

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Y'know I have been chided on this forum for certain remarks. I have responded, OK, another's opinion is that, basically they don't like me. OK.

But then if anyone ever calls one of my jokes on this board tasteless, or inappropriate, they will get it with both barrels.

Actually anyone's jokes. Bring out your dirtyest and nastyest ! That is what we are here for ! Fuck political correctness (except for me, there are people watching me) and fuck normal sensability. If you want normal, go to Disney dot com. (actually that ain't all that normal anymore since Walt died).

Bring it on, scat jokes, piss all over each other, do as thou wilt. The raunchier the better.

And to those offended I have a word of advice, don't fucking read it.

T

Actually i'm not allowed to say some of my more......tastless humor.

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RE: A Man's Thoughts on Fellatio - 5/29/2006 9:53:15 PM

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What a sad commentary. I would like to think everyone has experienced a delightful, willing, and trancendental blowjob.

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