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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:28:29 PM

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Judging from the theme of ME, ME, ME - it's all about ME, I'll take a stab that you're barely out of your teens.

I more get mid forties, overweight, already balding, socially inept and plays a lot of WoW and has one of those nintendo girlfriends.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:28:31 PM

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All I ask for is some ice cream and a foot massage.
And darn it, one day, I'm going to get it!

What flavor ice cream would you desire?

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:30:15 PM

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ORIGINAL: Focus50

Judging from the theme of ME, ME, ME - it's all about ME, I'll take a stab that you're barely out of your teens.

I more get mid forties, overweight, already balding, socially inept and plays a lot of WoW and has one of those nintendo girlfriends.

ROFLMAO! May I borrow that line?

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:32:13 PM

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Translation: I am an 18 year old boy and this is my sock puppet...

oooooooo you gonna be in trouble

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:33:41 PM

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I'd just settle for a sub that would convincingly laugh at My stupid-assed jokes.

~echos pet~

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:38:06 PM

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not feared of

Yup. Huffing glue during every English class.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:38:26 PM

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Now wait a minute...according to her profile she claims to be a 20 year old whose new Owner told her to go and find some experienced subs to learn from.

Should we flip a coin to see what she's really doing here? LMAO

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:40:35 PM

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All I ask for is some ice cream and a foot massage.
And darn it, one day, I'm going to get it!

What flavor ice cream would you desire?

Oooh, and the offers just keep pooring in!
Thank you so much Wolfie...any flavor will do.

Please take note OP. Ask nicely, and you shall receive.
maybe

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:41:07 PM

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I must have huffed a shit load of glue because I don't remember a damn English class that glue in it..

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:41:30 PM

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ORIGINAL: Clickofheels

Now wait a minute...according to her profile she claims to be a 20 year old whose new Owner told her to go and find some experienced subs to learn from.

Should we flip a coin to see what she's really doing here? LMAO

Um...'she'?
If anyone is unconvinced that this isn't actually a guy out for nekkid pics go ahead and reread the OP again.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:42:48 PM

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She can have a nekkid pic if she wants.... Oh you mean nudie girlie pics. Doh!

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:42:54 PM

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**had glue in it...**

^^^proof of glue huffing.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:43:07 PM

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Tsk tsk, no proof n all that!

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:45:43 PM

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She can have a nekkid pic if she wants.... Oh you mean nudie girlie pics. Doh!

Heh heh, I'll screen those nekkid pics for you Niney

I like your kind better than the girlie ones.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:46:40 PM

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I am barely out of my teens and I sound just as selfish as any man is capable of.

I believe Michael and Lizi called this one.
I was having too much fun being offered ice cream to pay attention.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:55:16 PM

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Lizi? Please don't judge my answer as admitting to anything either way. It's all ludicrous to me even if it is an "It!"

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 8:57:01 PM

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She's no 18 yr old boy. She's a switch coming into Her own and for those of us truly in this life style understand the hypercritical nonsense of the truly judgmental. To one and all I say invoke your first amendment as we will ours.

So press on Hun, I'm proud of you ;)

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 9:00:52 PM

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It's getting good now!

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 9:03:36 PM

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She can have a nekkid pic if she wants.... Oh you mean nudie girlie pics. Doh!

Heh heh, I'll screen those nekkid pics for you Niney I like your kind better than the girlie ones.

That's not an offer I've ever had before.

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RE: Play Thing - 12/17/2011 9:05:18 PM

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oooooooooohh takin bets on this

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